Hiding my Sausage ......
By Gabs
@gabs8513 (48686)
United Kingdom
January 23, 2009 3:50pm CST
is hard work with Mum around you know
I mean I have this lovely Sausage that she gave me and I want to hide it, well I have decided that Mum's slipper is just the right place for it, well Mum is not letting me, she keeps saying take the Sausage out of my Slipper and if I ignore her she takes it out of her Slipper, well I am now getting fed up with Mum not leaving the Sausage in her Slipper
I mean earlier on, Mum put her Slipper on and then screamed, I don't know why, I mean it was only my Sausage in there. What is the fuss about? Well Mum was telling me not to do that again, I needed to sneeze while Mum was telling me and I 'accidentally' sneezed on Mum's Glasses, so Mum said "Oh Thanks Gissi, that is just great" Well no Problem Mum anytime you want me to sneeze on your Glasses just say, now can you just let me put the Sausage in your Slipper? Well I nearly got it in the Slipper, again Mum takes it out and says "Enough now"Geeezzzzzzzzz what does a dog have to do to have some fun round here, I mean earlier I was throwing my Chewies around and barking, I got told to stop making noise, then I accidently passed wind and I did not know what had gone on with my Butt so started looking and of course Mum thought that was funny, well at least she had some fun sigh
I might as well just go to sleep, I will put the Sausage in her Slipper later hehehehe
You know when she is asleep then she will not see me doing it
Well I am of to sleep, as now Mum is pestering me to have her Laptop back,
See you all soon
Hugs
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18 responses
@teapotmommommerced (10359)
• United States
26 Jan 09
Gissi Petie here I know what it means to hide your things and mom not liking where you hide it or keeps finding it. I have my favorite hiding spaces and mom keeps finding my Bobo (toy)She keeps finding bobo and pulling him out and I have to hide him again. Why doesn't mom learn I want bobo there?
Now I have to worry about Daisy May finding my toys.
Gissi I have to go now mom is coming
@teapotmommommerced (10359)
• United States
28 Jan 09
One day I got a new toy and mom and Auntie Mary was watching where I was going to hide it in my back yard. I looked over at them and saw that they where watching me I gave them such a dirty look to tell them "DO not look mom and Auntie" You know what they did to me Gissi they just laughed at me.
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
23 Jan 09
LOL Gissi, one of these days your Mum is going to hide YOU in her slipper, forget you are there and put her foot in it and up your butt!
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
23 Jan 09
If you sneeze again Gissi, you'll be doing this!: www.kn34.com/screenclean.swf
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@pyewacket (43903)
• United States
24 Jan 09
Hiya Gissi, long time no see. Pyewacket here, and my cousin Kissy says a hello to you too. You're so right, you should be able to hide your prized sausage wherever you want, and good idea there about thinking of hiding it in her slipper while she sleeps. She might get mad at you all over again though when she wakes up and puts her slipper back on again. Mmm...you gave me an idea though..my mom wears glasses too, so I wonder how she would feel if I sneezed on them to clean them? I'll give it a try and she what her reaction is.
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@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
24 Jan 09
Hi there Pye good to see you again, Mum is a bit upset right now because of what a Member wrote in this Discussion, but she said she will get over it
Let People believe that Mum is not normal she says
It is not a good Idea lol as Mum was not happy with me cleaning hers I just do not know why not
Hugs to you
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@pyewacket (43903)
• United States
24 Jan 09
Saw the remark...let it pass gabs...not worth getting upset over...the person is an a$$hole
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@mimico (3617)
• Philippines
24 Jan 09
Huh? Are you trying to be funny? I don't really understand what you're talking about, sorry. I thought this would be an interesting discussions and sure, it's very different. But it's also very strange. If you want to be a dog then maybe you should write a children's book and make other kids happy. I'm sure they'll appreciate your vivid imagination.
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@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
24 Jan 09
As you do not know me you are not aware what I am on about
This is not my Imagination this is how my Dog thinks which of course can be told by the Expression of his Face
All my Friends here know my Dog and have seen Videos of my Dogs Mischief
So please do not condemn about my Discussions if you did not find it Interesting then you should have just gone past it
Maybe you should have read all the responses before you and you would have known
These are not made up and some Members here have met my Dog, which is my Avatar, and know what he is like, so I am not trying to be a Dog I have a Dog who is a bundle of Fun and that I share with my Friends
Thanks for your Response anyway
@winterose (39887)
• Canada
24 Jan 09
I think you should sit my down and tell her about the old woman who lived in a shoe, and how you just want to make sure your sausage can live too, you never know when you will need it or maybe the old woman in a shoe would need it too.
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@maddysmommy (16230)
• United States
28 Jan 09
hahaha that made me laugh Gizzie about you putting your sausage in mums slipper. I would of screamed too. As for the 'passing wind' don't worry I've been having a litle trouble with that myself - it will soon pass LOL
@positiveminded1977 (7072)
• India
24 Jan 09
LOL!! Your Mom is just great. If I were her, I would have eaten it. Hahaha...Do you remember Gypsy, the little pup I rescued? She hides bones all over my garden. ;) Most of these are bones stolen from poor Tina. In return, she takes my slippers for Tina to eat. Don't you eat slippers, Gissi?
Cheers and happy Mylotting
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@jillhill (37354)
• United States
24 Jan 09
Gissi, there are better places to hide your sausages......lets see...well a long time ago there was a puppy named Reggie in America that was just as special to his owner as you are to mama....he got a bit of bacon one day and hid it in the cushions of the couch....when his mama had company....and it was a very rude woman....when she got up to leave the bacon was hanging off the back of her dress! Served her right under the circumstances....so maybe you might want to hid your sausage in another place once in a while to save for company!
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@margerydaw14 (735)
•
24 Jan 09
well thats really funny, gissi, as my mum cant understand i have to get ALL my toys out of my basket, before i can decide which one i play with. my mum bought me some new toys for christmas plus a new cushion for my downstairs basket. she had to use this little box which flashes in my eyes as i was playing with my new toy and also sitting on my new cushion. mum says she has got to download , whatever that is, the pix on to the laptop so everyone on mylot can see them too. i havent got a sausage but i do put my toys in front of dads chair and on his foot stool so they are safe. thats what us dogs do isnt it. hugs from dexter
@tamarafireheart (15384)
•
24 Jan 09
Hi Gissi,
Its Tom here, Baby was just pestering as I have just come downstairs from my nap because wants to hog the laptop, but hey that is only a sausage, and don't mums make a fuss? take me the other day I have been out and was chaseing this mice and sudeenley I caught it which was quite good for me, I decided to show mum and brought it through the catflap and Baby looked at me and said "you stupid behaving like a kitten" well I mean, I got to have some fun, so I went over to mum in the kitchen and she asked what I have in my outh so I gived it to her and did she scream, it give me a fright so I legged it upstairs, then dad came and asked what was the comotion, then all went quiet so I decided to come downstairs only to be tolld off, what have I done wrong? I only came to give mum a present but I gather she didn't like it and I was looking around for the mice but couldn't find it anywhere, now where has it gone? ah well never mind, maybe next time, oh heck mum is coming, so by for now and take care.
Tom,
Tamara
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@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
24 Jan 09
Hmmmm when we had the 4 Cats Mum always told them of to because they bringing Mice, Birds and even Frogs in and Mum always got mad, I mean why it was just another Pet to the Household, but Mum always told them and told them to stop killing the poor Animals, the only one that never did that was Lucky, she would just bring Empty packets, leaves and that in the House, she would be told of for making a mess
I do not understand our Mum's sometimes
Hugs to you
@x0xpinkyx0x (673)
• Brazil
24 Jan 09
This was my first hard laugh today thank you very much!!
Sounds like a funny dog, just let him hide the sausage!! Get another slipper!!
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@royal52gens (5488)
• United States
31 Jan 09
Gissi, that is a good idea. Wait for mum to go to sleep. Then you can hide the sausage, sneeze on her glasses, pass gas a few times, make some noise, talk to the newspaper boy and throw the chewies.
@craftcatcher (3699)
• United States
23 Jan 09
Gissi you are a little stinker.. in more ways than one! I say you should really freak mum out and put the sausage in the toilet during the night while she's sleeping. She'll get up in the morning and wonder how on earth you got up on the toilet and did your business. She'll either think you're a genius or be upset that you didn't flush as well.
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@Feona1962 (7526)
• United States
23 Jan 09
LOL...I put my ball in my mom's shoe and when she put her foot in she said, "Halo, I found your ball." I knew it was there the whole time, I am the one that hid it there from Yoshee...
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@dreamweaverjan (3471)
• United States
24 Jan 09
ROTFL!! Gissi, you naughty dog you, that title nearly threw me for a loop there!
Hide your sausage?? LOL! you little stinker you, you are just toooooo cute!!
Tell your Momma dearest Gabs, that if you become too much of a little stinker for her to handle what with passing gas, and sneezing on her glasses , and hiding your
sausages in her slippers, you can come live with me and My Cat Screamer LOL!!
YOu are just toooo cute!! I don't know how you'd get here since you live clear over there across the pond but I'd sure like to give you a big hug and squeeze!
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