Funny dating stories?

Ok, that one made me giggle. I think your story beats mine. I wasn't dating this guy, he was my neighbor. He was trying to get me to date him, but after his stories, I knew to stay clear of him, lol. Lets see, he said he had a big bad truck that he could step on the gas pedal and the tires would spin so fast that fire would shoot out of the tires. There was another funny one that I wish I could remember, but here's the best one....he was chasing down a "bad guy" and had called the police to come get the guy and when the police arived he stoped his car and backed up so they could chase the "bad guy" and they pointed and told him to go get the guy. He said, "They deputized me." I could have fallen over when he told me that. It took everything I had to keep a straight face. Your alien commumication guy was probably schizophrenic. The voices he heard in his ear could have probably been taken care of with a little medication. Poor guy. And better yet, poor you.

Omg, are you serious? Alien communication in his ear? That's too funny. I bet you dropped him quick, lol. I unfortunately do not have any stories. I'm surprised no one's responded to this one. I didn't date too much in my "dating years". I had crushes, childhood boyfriends but I met my hunny when I was 17 and have been with him ever since. One thing though that I always do laugh about though is our date. My friend set me up with him on a blind date. So it was me and her, her friend and the other guy, who is now my husband. We first went to a movie and than we went bowling. Well throughout the whole date, we'd be back and forth to the restroom, you know to fix our makeup and all that stuff. She kept commenting to me how her and my now husband used to like each other so much, how he used to sing to her, just basically saying how he used to have the biggest crush on her. Well I later found out none of that was true. It just didn't make sense because she was setting us up on a date but at the same time trying to keep us apart. Me and her don't talk anymore, we just stopped talking after we graduated school. So I guess she did a good thing setting us up on a date but I still can't believe all that crazy stuff she said during the date.

Well the very first date i have with my bf now hubby, was when he came to my country Philippines and it was a day i will never forget. We went to Glorietta mall for a date and my youngest brother was with us during that date. We went to eat in Burger King. I was in line to order while brother and him was already sitted at the end corner and was waiting for me. While we were eating and talking about the plans we have to go for the day, his elbow accidentally pushed his drink and the cola was spilled on the table and went down to his pants. We were all laughing and told him how clumsy he was. He got a hanky at least and wipe off some of the drink even though his pants really got wet. I still joke this thing to him and teasing him as i said, hey honey, i don't know you if someone asks me who was my date, hehehe! very clumsy fellow.