What was the worst trouble your mouth got you into?

United States
February 8, 2009 4:38pm CST
For me i have a lot to pick from. but, think the worst had to be when i was in the navy. Me and two friend of mine had been out on the town. Coming back to the ship early the next moring,we was just coming up on the brow(the walk way between the pier and the ship). The brow had four foot rails on it and all we could see was a cowboy hat coming down the brow.We all stopped in our tracks till we realized they was a four foot two man under it.being the closest to the end i could not help myself but to inform, the person under the large hat that he was going to be quite when he grew up.the next moring at roll call we met our new chief(Sarge for you that have not been in the navy)all four foot two of him.the three of us spent the next three weeks of our lives on special details. that's code for anything no one else wants to do.what is the worst you have put your foot in your mouth?come on tell me we all do it.
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@riyasam (16556)
• India
10 Feb 09
my mouth seems to have a mind of its own.i now try to keep my mouth shut,when there are elderly people around,if they ask me something,i just smileback in answer(once i had a fight with my hubby,my daughter asked what was the reason that had made me so upset,i told dogs are better than her father,she vomited exactly,the same thing to my mom-in-law)
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@riyasam (16556)
• India
11 Feb 09
my son is two now and my daughter is 6.the ones you see in the snap are my kids.
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• United States
10 Feb 09
Hi.Like I said I had a lot of incidents that i could have picked from.I like your picture is he yours.he is a good looking boy.In the navy I was always getting in trouble with my mouth.My mom-in -law is a gem she says what on her mind but, she is a wonderfully lady.If you don't want to find out what on her mind you better not ask her.my best wishes to you and your family.
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• United States
11 Feb 09
you are very lucky,Our kids bring us a lot of joy. but boy can they come up with some off the wall things.we have two boy and a girl.they have given us ten grand kids.we have also been very lucky. my best wishes to you and yours.
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
8 Feb 09
When I read the title my mind immediately flew to a moment between my ex and I wherein I had a mouthful of him and HE was taking a polaroid picture of it! LOL Then I read the rest, so..................what can I say? I open my mouth and change feet all the time and barely notice anymore! ROFL Just look at this response!!!!!!!!!!
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• United States
8 Feb 09
yes and we love you.you can dance.
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
8 Feb 09
Dancing keeps my feet out of my mouth! LOL
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
10 Feb 09
Thank you very much for BR Rock. You rock! LOL
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@moondancer (7433)
• United States
14 Feb 09
I can't remember any specific incident but I do this all of the time, lol. As you well know. You know this more than I do.
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• United States
21 Feb 09
Hi, good to see you now. I don't remember this but it does sound like something I'd do. lol
• United States
21 Feb 09
I remember in china. when we was in the night market.we walked up on a man selling soft shell turtles. you wanted one and you picked one out.the man toke the turtles out of the tank cut its head off and tried to hand it to you.it was so funny see you chase that man into his stall.he had a big knife and you back him up his eyes were as big as dishes.you was trying to buy a pet, not dinner.he ended up giving a live one just so you would not hit him.
• United States
9 Feb 09
For the life of me I can't think of what kind of things my mouth has got me into.. My brain has went out of order for now.LOL. I know that I have put my foot in my mouth (as we use to say) many,many times..I have this habit of saying things without thinking. I open my big mouth when I should keep it shut. I come by it naturally though. I get it from my mother as does my sister.Happy day to you.
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• United States
14 Feb 09
I get it naturally too, from my mother, grandmother, grandfather, and ole well the rest of the family as we are all this way. lol
• United States
9 Feb 09
you do great don't worry about it.you all do say what is on your mind.but we love you. not leaving now till Sunday going to saint louis.
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@sunil_008 (1269)
• India
14 Feb 09
Hi the last time I was in huge trouble when i said something very funny about a girl classsmate of mine in the college. its been years now. but I still remember the incident because the next day she threw a 5lbs stone which nearly missed my head while i was standing on the ground floor she was on the 2nd floor staircase in our college building. thank god i was saved by god.me and my friends never realised that coming through...
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@sunil_008 (1269)
• India
21 Feb 09
after the college i never met her.well she was not from my branch. at that point i wanted to keep silence as she had a huge fan following...but i can still remember the incident and i think will for few more years to come... i still don't understand why she did that for something that was said in fun.she could have been in jail for attempt to murder... well, there was another thing for which i kept the thing in cold bag was i was a reputed bad mouthed tom in the college...
• United States
21 Feb 09
women have a habit of get us men in trouble.sorry i have not wrote you back before this.I have just started a new job.i am only working 40 hours a week so i will be able to my lot on the week end.have you seen that girl after college? Was she not thing or what?did she get in trouble with the law?
• France
8 Feb 09
It was when I said, "I do."
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• United States
8 Feb 09
I have been lucky there.My wife has put up with me for a long time.
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