Have you ever been pee'd on by your baby

My baby when he was a baby - This is my baby when he was a baby and not peeing on me lol.
Canada
February 11, 2009 10:30pm CST
Ok so i dont know what made me think of this right now...but i did and had to start a discussion about it. How many people have been changing you baby's diaper and as of a sudden a stream of urine come and you are not been pee'd on. lol This happened to me,,,except i wasnt changing my sons diaper his dad was. This is how it went. I was laying on the bed up by my sons head...his dad was at his bum changing his diaper. So im laying there minding my own business and i feel something wet falling on my head..and i say "it must be raining and the roof is leaking...but then i realize that it is a sunny day...and I am on the bottom floor so it cant be raining, and just like that it hit me...and I jumped up and my hubby was laughing at me...i jumped right in the shower, but i will never forget that say and niether will my hubby, he loves to bring it up with company lol. so has anything like this ever happened to you? SHare your story!!!
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29 responses
• Canada
12 Feb 09
hahaha, when my oldest son was about a month old I was changing him and I reached for a clean diaper and when I looked back he was peeing but it was going straight into his own mouth! Talk about panic!
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• United States
12 Feb 09
that's so wrong but its so funny!!! hahaha
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12 Feb 09
My first boy was only a few hours old and i was in the hospital with him changing his nappy for the first time ever. Being inexperienced i did not cover up his bits and bobs after removing his nappy. As i reached for the new nappy i felt a warm spray on my face and front. Needless to say i never made the same mistake twice. x
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@shawnk20 (38)
• United States
12 Feb 09
yeah, my son that i remember he hasn't peed on me but he did pee on himself and the wall. some times i think he did it on perpise. it seemed that every time i opened his dipper he would pee.
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@jessi0887 (2788)
• United States
12 Feb 09
Its funny. My son has peed on everyone in our family. NOt kidding. Everyone called him squart because of it. Everytime i would take his diaper off it would go. He peed straight up to his face once. He cried because it went in his eye. He has peed all over the wall. He was just always peeing i guess. LOL!
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@sandymay48 (2030)
• Canada
12 Feb 09
I have to say that with having raised 4 children, I have never been peed on..lol...spit on , puked on,,,yup...but never peed on. I have 2 boys and 2 girls...I never sat them on my lap with bare bottoms..To me this is asking for it...lol....With my boys, when changing them, i never left them open to the wind...I covered the front quickly with the diaper before even doing it up. I had been forewarned of these sudden showers especially with boys...:)
@mamabeezy (172)
• United States
12 Feb 09
That has happened to me a couple times... Haha The most recent event was a couple days ago, Where I was changing my daughters diaper And she decided to get up before I had a chance to put a new diaper on her. And as she was standing on the couch, she peed! I was so mad, yet I couldn't stop laughing!
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• India
12 Feb 09
These are life’s memorable moments which make us laugh no matter what our mood is. It has happened to me many times and I think this is typical of male babies because of the shape of the genitals, the urine just flows out like a fountain. You will not have this ‘out of the blue water’ problem with female babies, though they may very well pee on you. Just remembered once I was asleep and holding on to my baby boy and he was asleep too. Suddenly I woke up with a start and you know what and why! Something worse happened to hubby though…he was lying on his back and holding on to our son with both hands and the baby was standing on my hubby’s stomach and basically learning to walk. While hubby would hold on to his both hands, he would start from the stomach and then walk on to the shoulders, turn and back to the stomach…it was one of their favourite games. One such game turned real yuck when my son just turned round at the shoulders, bent a little and before his dad could comprehend, he just did #2 on his dad’s face
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@nilanym (184)
• Philippines
12 Feb 09
I have been peed by my son and daughter for I don't know how many times it was. Hehehehe. Mostly I get pee'd whenever I changed their diapers or when I let them sit on my lap without any diaper. :)
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• United States
12 Feb 09
I think the first time I changed either of my sons diapers they wet on me!! But never again. I started putting a recieving blanket over them while I got them all cleaned and changed.
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@Nhey16 (2518)
• Philippines
12 Feb 09
oh yeah, a lot of times, when my kids were still babies... Aside from being peed while changing their diapers. A lot of times, whenever I'm home, I don't let them wear diapers but only their undies, and since I do carry them a lot, could just feel my arms and my body is wet, which means they already peed on me... :)
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@sunil_008 (1269)
• India
12 Feb 09
Hi, though it's not that strange thing while you have baby at home . I though don't have baby at home. but my brother's baby...ufff . she did that once on me while i ws carrying her without diaper and my entire shirt was all wet with the urea water...though everybody took fun of that situation but i really felt yuck abt it...
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@bamrahkirti (1821)
• India
12 Feb 09
ya so many time times that i do not even remember.But now i am training him to urinate by holding his legs in upward position.After every half an hour i would ask him to urinate and he will if he feel the urge to.
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@giay0422 (60)
• Philippines
12 Feb 09
LOL. It still did happens to me once in a while. Though I make it a point to cover his thing with cloth diaper, but there are times it slipped off my mind. So there it was, "my dress is soaked". Its great to be a mom anyway. :)
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• United States
12 Feb 09
I have three kids and let me tell ya...I've been pee'd on, pooped on, puked on, snotted on, and any other gross thing you can think of several times! Kids are yucky, they can't help it! One time I thought my son's diaper was leaking, because when I picked him up, my hand got wet. My reaction was to smell my hand(why I don't know), but just then my 4 year old bumped into me, and poop right on the end of my nose! I was so grossed out...I could have cried!
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@lilybug (21107)
• United States
12 Feb 09
I managed to go through my son's whole diaper stage without getting pee'd on. My nephew has tried a few times already in his short life, but he usually ends up getting himself or he wall next to his changing table.
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• United States
12 Feb 09
Haha, I have three kids, and I have been peed on, pooped on, spit on, puked on, drooled on and bitten upon by all three of them. My youngest is now 8 months old, and she likes to pee on my lap right after I take off her diaper and let her little buttcheeks air out. Argh.
@Jae2619 (1483)
• United States
12 Feb 09
I've been pee'd on, poo'd on, and puked on.. it's part of being mommy i guess. My son only pee'd on his dad once, it was the day after we had him, and he was changing him in the hosptial, and he started to go, and my husband reacted and grabbed his legs and pushed them up and he pee'd over his head... poor child, lol... But for me, my son knew he could and did... thankfully, my daughter has yet to do such a thing...
@mrgeebee (133)
• United States
12 Feb 09
boy did that bring back a memory, when my twins were in diapers , i was at my grandmothers house . she was tickled to have twins as her great grandbabbies and would do anything to help. well diaper changing time came and yes twins seemed to go at the same time all the time , up on the chair goes my one son and good old gram whips off his diaper and he lets it rip. my grandmother was laughing at the baby and saying o you sweet little boy peeing all over granma...lol my wife was embarrased but i think my grandmother was real good about it ...lol
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• United States
12 Feb 09
Oh my lord, have I had my share. I think the worst was when it was sick day and a combination of pee and explosive bowels. My son was always getting me or my husband with a quick stream, but even our daughter has gotten us a few times even though we try to be quick. And what's worse is that cute little smile and giggle they get afterward thinking they have just done the greatest trick in the world. Now only if they'd get their doctor!!
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• United States
13 Feb 09
My son has tried to get me several times but only got me once. However he has hit his mother more times than I can count.