Different Perceptions of A Woman and Man.

March 3, 2009 10:06pm CST
A Womans Poem Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks , One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed , When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge b**bs who owns a hot drink store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.....
2 responses
@stephcjh (32327)
• United States
4 Mar 09
LOL. That is about the truth of it. Thanks for sharing this with us. I got a good laugh.
• India
5 Mar 09
Hehe. it sure is funny and very apt, isnt it. Thanks.
@bhanusb (5709)
• India
4 Mar 09
I know you the graceful strange lady/You live in the opposite side of the seashore/I can feel your heartbeat/But never can meet.