I got shot today

@p1kef1sh (45638)
March 5, 2009 1:57pm CST
It's true. I got shot. I fired back but the gun was jammed with Peach brandy. Too late for me, my assailant came right up and fired point blank into my chest. I deployed my banana. I saw her slip. But she came back. I am hanging in though. What kind of day are you having?
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@xboxboy (5578)
5 Mar 09
not as good a day as you are having. can i get some of that prescription medication you are on? sounds like great stuff!
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@p1kef1sh (45638)
5 Mar 09
Of course. I think that there was some mistake and they gave me the wrong medicine. The label says "Teachers".
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• United States
5 Mar 09
I want summa that too, please. Straight up.
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@xboxboy (5578)
5 Mar 09
could have been worse, it could have been labeled 'traffic wardens' or 'wheel clampers' which incidently is a partial anagram of 'total w*nkers'
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@novataylor (6570)
• United States
5 Mar 09
It started out pretty awful, but it's decidedly improved now. And speaking of banana, she's right here, trying to say hello to you, p1key. Nova's planted firmly in front of the camera, and Maz is lolling at my feet. Now, say goodnight, Gracie...ha, ha...It just seemed to fit somehow....I'm glad to hear that your day is going so swimmingly. Now, tell that banana to pull her slip up! Hussy!
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@p1kef1sh (45638)
5 Mar 09
LOL. Hello Naughty Nova. Have you sunk a Cossack yet? Saucy banana. Banana may, but then again she may not!! XXXX
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• United States
5 Mar 09
Nope, haven't sunk one yet, but I shall be on my way to do just that very shortly now. I wanted to hit a couple of discussions first. And yes, I think she just may!!!
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@makingpots (11920)
• United States
5 Mar 09
Did you laugh at her when she slipped? Help her up? Quick, give her some brandy.
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@p1kef1sh (45638)
5 Mar 09
I have this stuff here - brandy. It has VSOP on the label. What does that mean? "Very Silly Old Pots"? LOL. Oh, my panda's going to be well and truly spanked now!
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@makingpots (11920)
• United States
5 Mar 09
;pots possibly at a loss for words..... oh, just administer some brandy, who's looking at labels.
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@mummymo (23707)
5 Mar 09
OMG! Have I been overdoing the painkillers again or am I actually reading what I think I am? Who shot you? I am having a bit of a weird day (even before this discussion) Niamh insisted on me checking her poo earlier - that tells you all you need to know! lol xxx
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@p1kef1sh (45638)
5 Mar 09
LOL. is that like reading the tea leaves Mummymo? Twas pots wot dun it! But she is forgiven of course. LOL.
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@mummymo (23707)
5 Mar 09
ARe you joking? I had to go in there wearing a snorkel and mask! hee hee hee She has been having tummy problems again and thought she had diarrhoea lol she didn't she just stunk and all you could read from it was that my daughter should have a built in air freshener! lol Pots wouldn't hurt you p1ke darling - she is a very good girl indeed - crazy but good! xxxx
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@makingpots (11920)
• United States
6 Mar 09
Wink, sis.
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@CanadaGal (4304)
• Canada
5 Mar 09
Oh I am having a bit of a rough day. Nothing major has gone on, but it's been enough of the little things that is making it a buggered up day, you know? It started out this morning when I attended a career planning workshop, only to find out after I was there for over an hour, that I didn't really NEED to be there. Apparently the work I was to be doing today is stuff I've already done. Then came the headache. Ugh! I can't shake it either, even after taking some tylenol. But before I actually TOOK them, I'd started taking my other meds by accident (meds I'm not supposed to take until night time... it was 2:30pm then). I washed down my various assortment of pink and white pills with a diet dr pepper. Oh how I love my diet dr pepper drink! I was on the phone with Jeff, and a burp starting coming. I tried to stifle it, and did such a good job, that it went through my NOSE!!! OMG did that ever burn and make my eyes water!!! I'd rather be shot by a banana.
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@p1kef1sh (45638)
5 Mar 09
I don't know whether to laugh or cry! Don't you just hate burping through your nose? What a wasted morning too. Never mind. Keep warm and come her and join in the mayhem.
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@CanadaGal (4304)
• Canada
5 Mar 09
I haven't burped through my nose in ages. I don't even remember the last time. But OMG does it burn and hurt!!! Go ahead and laugh... I deserve it. lol.
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• United States
5 Mar 09
Is seeing a slip all it takes to deploy your banana? *snickers*
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@p1kef1sh (45638)
5 Mar 09
Ho Ho Ho Bo! You know how simple minded I am! LOL.
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• United States
5 Mar 09
Hey, you know me, I tend to type the first thing that comes into my head. That was it, so that is what you got.*LOL*
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@bombshell (11265)
• Germany
6 Mar 09
dangerous
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@p1kef1sh (45638)
6 Mar 09
That's life on the mean streets of myLot Bombshell! LOL.
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@webeishere (36353)
• United States
5 Mar 09
I am having another sober day today thanks to my Higher Power. It's very warm for Minnesota and I have a few windows open to smell some fresh air for a change. Started a few discussions recently. I have not been all that active for a month or so for various reasons here. But A great day all in all for me so far. HAPPY POSTINGS FROM GRANDPA BOB !!~
@p1kef1sh (45638)
5 Mar 09
Good to see you Grandpa Bob. I think that some of your Minnesota weather escaped over here. It snowed overnight. A whole foot of it just west of here. I can hear that chuckle all the way over here! LOL.
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@mtdewgurl74 (18118)
• United States
24 Mar 09
Just one of those days huh? My day was okay I was able to be lazy as a fat cat all day..so that suited me fine. But tomorrow is back to the grind stone. So how is your day today...?
@p1kef1sh (45638)
24 Mar 09
Manic! I had 55 e mails to answer. Had to take The Boss to a town 30 miles away then come back. Do a little here. Write some letters then get down to the Cathedral. Another quiet day! LOL.
@mtdewgurl74 (18118)
• United States
24 Mar 09
Sounds good though..better then bored and twiddling your thumbs all day..I lead a boring life..
@dawnald (84071)
• Shingle Springs, California
6 Mar 09
Not nearly as interesting as yours. I am on a very boring conference call...
@p1kef1sh (45638)
6 Mar 09
The last conference call that I has was with Nova, Sparky and Angelwhispers. Far from boring and far from quiet! LOL.
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@dawnald (84071)
• Shingle Springs, California
6 Mar 09
Sounds a whole lot more interesting than this. "OK lets talk about project 12345, Atus Code values. Which systems does this impact?"
• United States
6 Mar 09
And to think I was all worried when I saw this! I'll let this one go, for now lol. Hmm, my day has been busy. This master thesis is so exhausting! And I've got one more year of writing, this is just the beginning lol. Oh well. I got one more room cleaned until our little Terminator came through. He was on a mission to destroy the Autobots. Hmm, and an Alien and Predator too I think. (He's 2 1/2). I've had several Toll house cookies telling myself they are healthy because they contain Milk, Flour, and well umm something healthy. Currently I'm getting in the last fight for the UFC tonight. I missed Wednesday night fights because of a little one being up still and well, I don't want to encourage him anymore then his father already does lol. Have a good one. Anora
@p1kef1sh (45638)
6 Mar 09
I would never have thought you a fight fan Anora! LOL. You must look out for Terminators. They are ruthless and will destroy everything in their path. You could try deploying milk and cookies. That will often lure them away from their task. However, be aware that they are programmed with a chip called "Look out for Mommy's tricks". They develop a kind of sixth sense whenever, bath time, get dressed, "Aunty Flo is visiting", dentist etc is looming. LOL. Good luck with you thesis. A year is a long time to write. Won't you get writer's cramp?!
@dragon54u (31647)
• United States
5 Mar 09
I'm not having a very good day today so I really appreciated the laugh! But on the positive side, it's just financial worries so it's nothing serious.
@dragon54u (31647)
• United States
5 Mar 09
Thanks, I really needed that!
@Vladilyich1 (1454)
• Canada
17 Mar 09
Unfortunately, most of my days are like yours. Everything that possibly can go wrong, will. Everything that can't possibly go wrong, still will.
@p1kef1sh (45638)
17 Mar 09
LOL. There's always Hope. Nice girl. Never there when you want her!
• Denmark
6 Mar 09
i think u got the one day in LALA land medicine:D
@p1kef1sh (45638)
6 Mar 09
I do hope so!
• Pakistan
6 Mar 09
interesting. an u r still stuck to mylot insead of hospital. are u ok?
@p1kef1sh (45638)
6 Mar 09
I'm absolutely fine thanks. I got shot with a water pistol!
@MsTickle (25051)
• Australia
6 Mar 09
I took myself to town today...an hours drive there and an hours drive home. It was a beautiful day and I ran into a friend and had a chat and did some shopping....mainly groceries. I'm very tired as a result. My friend gave me a much needed foot rub earlier tonight. I usually enjoy that but my poor feet are really sore. I treated myself to some prawns for dinner and shared them with the cat....actually, I was not given much choice in the matter. Now, I'm watching telly, sort of and thinking I might go to bed soon. It's been a big day.
@p1kef1sh (45638)
6 Mar 09
You ran into your friend! Is she hurt! LOL. I wish that we could have some heat here. There's nothing so relaxing as being with friends or being in bed (with friends can be good too!). Sleep well.
@riyasam (16571)
• India
6 Mar 09
whyare guys nowadaya talking of shots??dont they know i am a good girl(when i want to be.)
@p1kef1sh (45638)
6 Mar 09
I am sure that you are Riyasam - when you want! LOL.
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@guybrush (4660)
• Australia
6 Mar 09
My day wasn't going too badly until I slipped on a banana ...
@p1kef1sh (45638)
6 Mar 09
Tricky things bananas. I'd give you a hand. But I've eaten them all!
@littleowl (7157)
6 Mar 09
Hi p1ke I hope your wound id=s heling fast lol...today has been manic for me after doing as much of the housework as I could I had to wash one of my dogs, change my bed in the end I didn't sit down until 6pm and then only had a light meal as time was getting late and I dont really like eating after 6pm...hugs LoLo
@p1kef1sh (45638)
6 Mar 09
I'm healed tanks LoLo. Water pistols wounds tend not to be too deep! LOL. What a busy day! We had snow here yesterday so my hour in the garden didn't happen. I'm trying to decide whether to spend one or two hours there today. XXXX
5 Mar 09
Hi p1key, Looks like you have had a fun day today, as for me I had a busy day the usual washing cooking and cleaning, it worse when hubby is home off work, he does makes me want to scream and now I have a little peace and quiet as he had gone down to the pub with his mates for a change. Hugs. Tamara xxxxx
@p1kef1sh (45638)
6 Mar 09
It all has to be done Tamara. Husbands are specially trained to annoy their wives you know! I hope that you enjoyed a few hours to yourself. XXXX