I Wanna Be PARIS HILTON!

Regina, Saskatchewan
March 15, 2009 1:03am CST
I want to have a BBF! (British Best Friend) I already have a BFF. (Best Friend Forever) Paris Hilton, that insipid, empty headed, blonde bimbo of the Hilton Hotel family has another tv show called "Paris Hilton's British Best Friend" or PH's BBF in addition to her PH's BFF. I mean come on America, what is wrong with you that tv shows like this are the best you can come up with for night owls? LOL And to make them available on satellite so that poor Canada is subjected to them! Horrors! So not to be out done..........I wanna have a BBF! I may not be a member of some big Hotel Chain family, but I AM CANADIAN and that's good enough for Britain! Now all you Brits, that wanted an international discussion..........here you go! Convince me why YOU should be my BBF. And all you of other nationalities can tell me why they shouldn't! ROFL
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20 responses
15 Mar 09
OK my application to be your new BBF...... I hate Paris Hilton with a passion so we would never have to have dinner with her! I'm an easy going, fun loving kind of girl. I can cook a mean English breakfast and Roast dinner. erm.......... that's as far as I got lol.
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15 Mar 09
Wouldn't be a roast without yorkshire pudding!! You're not a veggie are you?
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
15 Mar 09
Throw in a Yorkshire pudding and treacle for dessert and you've got a deal! LOL
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
15 Mar 09
Good lord no! ........wait, let me check.............nope. LOL
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@mummymo (23706)
15 Mar 09
LOL I KNEW you would come up with a great international discussion without my input sweet sparks! lol Hmmmm PH's BBF is broadcast here but I refuse to watch it! I think that that young lady (I use that word very loosely) is publicity hungry with a brain that only computes making money and garnering lots of media coverage, she is a spoiled brat and I cannot bear to watch her! As for being sparks BBF I would love to but I don't need to throw in a pitch as I am just happy to be her friend at all! xxx
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@mummymo (23706)
15 Mar 09
Just now felt up to getting online and it is almost 9 pm! oooppsss! lol See that is why I wouldn't ask to be your BBF - there are too many wonderful BFs here for you to have to choose just one! We are all very lucky to have you as ourCF too you know! lol Hope I got all those initials right? lol HUgs xxx
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
15 Mar 09
LOL. Yep.
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
15 Mar 09
HA! LOL I wondered when you'd get here! ROFL I love you too mummy........and you realize of course, that between you and P1ke, and Gabs, and Weemam, and ScoopDogg of course(!) and Darkwing and all my other BF's here, that there is no way in hell I can choose just ONE to be my 'best'? You are ALL my best and I'm a very lucky Canadian indeed! Higgles sweets.........
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@Lakota12 (42600)
• United States
15 Mar 09
am here in America and have never ever seen anything of this show and I would never look at it any how. I got to the old stand bys at night . the western channel AMC or TMC sometime USA as they do reruns of things I havent watch . sorry you had to fine this show!
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@Lakota12 (42600)
• United States
16 Mar 09
lol thats why I dont have a satilite. we had one years ago and never really got what we wanted I would never go back to that!
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
15 Mar 09
I really miss my cable tv! This satellite stuff is just so full of JUNK! You're lucky you haven't seen these shows Lakota. It's enough to make a sane person insane!
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
17 Mar 09
Unfortunately living in the boonies, we have to have satellite or we'd not have tv at all..........but after the move I'll have cable again!
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@moondancer (7433)
• United States
15 Mar 09
Well here we go, we asked for it. I really don't have a reason as to why you shouldn't have a BBF that is British. I'd like to have a BBF as well and a BF from other Nations too. I have some great friends from different countries. Have fun searching for a BBF.
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• United States
15 Mar 09
Do you even have to ask? Of course you are my CBFF.
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
15 Mar 09
Oh goody..............doing the happy dance now! Yeah! I love America! LOL (shhhhhhh, don't tell anyone, but you're my ABFF)
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
15 Mar 09
But I'm YOUR best Canadian friend right? LOL........you don't have to answer that, but, here's a hint............you don't wanna see me sulk! ROFL
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@ElicBxn (63252)
• United States
15 Mar 09
A long time ago, I wrote in total disgust about Paris Hilton and her "Paristes." Honestly, the ONLY thing I find more disgusting that Paris Hilton herself are those people that pant after her for any drabs the news media give out.
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
15 Mar 09
Her BFF show made me literally gag late one night when I came across it on tv. Last night I choked on my tea when I came across the BBF one! Like enough already!!
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15 Mar 09
Hi sparky, I have seen a little of that show of PH and I didn't like it, what a load of cr*p, honestly what is so great about her anyway. Well as for being you BBF, you can pick me as I am funny kind good for a laugh and would love Spunky as well because Love just love animal and I'm very witty. Love and hugs. Tamara xxxx
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
15 Mar 09
LOL........you get my vote sweets! Spunky is licking the screen in appreciation! LOL
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@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
15 Mar 09
You are better then PH as you have more then 1 BBF-----Reason -----I am me, just plain me
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
15 Mar 09
Just plain 'you' is about the best it gets Gabs. I'm so lucky to have you in my life. I hope that you're being here means you are feeling better? Love you sweets, now give Gissi a rub and tickle for me and tell him to take good care of my BBF!
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• United States
18 Mar 09
Gabs is my BFF. You can't have her or Gissi. Mine, mine, mine.
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
10 Apr 09
Well
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
15 Mar 09
Why should it be me? (I'm half British by the way) Well, I get myself up in the morning and can dress myself too! I can talk about most things and even things I know nothing about, I'll just make crap up to sound knowledgeable anyways..... Oh and I'm more than happy to go cramming chihuahua's into handbags if that's what it takes!
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
15 Mar 09
It sounds like you wanna be Annie Lennox and NOT Paris Hilton????? As for which half of me is British, it depends on my situation really and how I may best use one answer or another to suit my purpose at the time. If someone compliments me heavily for example, well in these instances hardly any of me's British!
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
15 Mar 09
Only half British? What part of you wasn't born in the United Kingdom? LOL Oh, and the chichuahua bit...............YECH! My version of Paris Hilton, will have brains, taste, red hair (of course!) respect for life, and never carry a handbag! ROFL
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
15 Mar 09
As much as I enjoy Annie Lennox's music, I don't want to be her..........just an authentic Canadian version of PH..........oh, please, I'm making myself sick now! ROFL As for the rest of your response..............very adroit cop out! LOL
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• United States
15 Mar 09
Well, I'm not British, so I guess I can't be your BFF BUT it seems that American is obsessed (WHY) with Paris Hilton! For God's sake, she's ugly, doesn't have any personality and is probably THE most annoying person I've ever seen (except for Octo-Mom). I honestly think that Hollywood/LA is "la-la land"....I as an American apologize for sending such insipid crap over the satellite airwaves to your fair country (I mean, you gave us Second City TV and John Candy!)...it's embarrassing! I have to stop now, I seem to be having a problem with spelling and typing!
• Regina, Saskatchewan
15 Mar 09
Hey! I knew John Candy back in the day, and he was a real gentleman! But I get your drift. LOL Time to put up some 'sound/video wave' barriers across the border huh? ROFL
@pyewacket (43903)
• United States
15 Mar 09
Is this show on cable or something? Gee, my heart breaks that I can't see this show then, think of what I'm missing!!!---a truly mind-provoking, serious show with my favorite person in the whole world Makes me glad I DON'T have cable...heehee Well I'm from the USA, but in my family history and background there is English blood in me....does that count??? (Also, Native American,German, Dutch, French, Spanish, Irish, Welsh and Scottish--yeesh the true American mutt)
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
15 Mar 09
LOL. And all this time I was thinking you were a Brit! ROFL I'll see if I can slip you into the 'finals'. LOL
@p1kef1sh (45681)
15 Mar 09
I really need to do that Sparky? I know that I am rejected now.
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
15 Mar 09
Aw, don't feel bad dear P1ke. You ARE my BBF........my Best British Fish! Doesn't get much better than that, trust me! LOL
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@Barb42 (4214)
• United States
15 Mar 09
NAH, you don't want to be Paris Hilton. About all that girl has is wealthy relatives. And, I don't know about the rest of America, but she interests me not one iota! I'd never turn a channel to watch her. About the only time I've seen her is when she was in or getting out of jail!
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
15 Mar 09
I came across her show really late at night when most other channels had signed off. I'm sorry now I didn't just go to bed................LOL
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
15 Mar 09
I'm on satellite..........I think the moon gets in the way or something! LOL Yeah, some do sign off for anywhere from 3 to 6 hours after midnight. But these are independent channels and not part of larger networks, so their programming is rather limited to begin with....
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@Barb42 (4214)
• United States
15 Mar 09
You have channels that actually sign off? Ours all stay on 24/7, although they don't always have anything fit to watch! I'm usually computing or sleeping if I'm up very late at night. Woke up at 3AM in my chair this morning.
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@savypat (20216)
• United States
15 Mar 09
Watch out for that empty headed, blond bimbo. I think you are going to find that like Madonna she has a mind like a steel trap. Judging a book by it's cover, (public persona) is not always wise.
• Regina, Saskatchewan
15 Mar 09
She's had a lot of opportunities to show her brains if she has any. Somehow I really think this blonde truly is a bimbo............*sigh*
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@MaryLynn321 (2680)
• United States
16 Mar 09
Another great topic. Didn't know you were Canadian. Paris is definitely a empty headed blond. LOL
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
17 Mar 09
Canadians are really just wannabe Brits! LOL
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• United States
17 Mar 09
LOL, but aren't Canadians also part French?
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
10 Apr 09
The ones that live in Quebec are, and the Metis Indians in Manitoba are half French.......French fur traders 'populated' their way across the country in the 1600's, and Quebec is officially a French province, but for the most part Canadians are non-French, though we all learn the language in school.
@royal52gens (5488)
• United States
18 Mar 09
You are my CBFF, right??? I am not very good at this interviewing stuff. I hope I am one of your ABFF's. (American Best Friend Forever) Please let me know if I pass the interview section of this test. I would hate to think I did not get into the running on this contest of sorts.
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
18 Mar 09
You were actually my very first American friend when I got on the net Royal, so yeah, after all this time, I'd say that qualifies you to be one of my top ABFF's! And if I'm your CBFF, then you don't know many Canadians! ROFL But I'm proud to be so anyway!
@CatsandDogs (13963)
• United States
15 Mar 09
I've gotta be honest. Can I be honest? lol I'm diving into this one with armor!! lol As much as I hate this show with Paris Hilton, I can't understand why most people cut her down because all she was doing was having fun. She got to do the things we only dream of doing and even getting away with it.... well except for drunk driving but hey, I'm glad she didn't get away with that!! Everybody needs to learn that lesson if they continue to do it thinking they're above the law however, I'm talking about the other "stupid" things she's done. She made money doing what she did all the while having fun at doing it! She can't be too stupid or empty headed if she made that kind of money! Heck, I'd be happy to act stupid for a little while if I were to make the kind of money she did!! lol Come on.... give me something stupid to do and I bet you I'll do it if I were to get paid like she was!! Who wouldn't? lol Gosh, to make that kind of money, the things I would do with it.... oh the possibilities!! Now to answer your question, I think our beginning speaks for itself!! LMBO!!
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
15 Mar 09
I getcha on the last line........lol As for the rest......PH has a smart father. He made her go out and make her own money. HOWEVER, considering the resources and PEOPLE she had laying it all out for her, I still question her brain power. Have you ever seen her interviewed? Like, can we put more than four words together at a time?....... Also, the subjects of her tv shows are more appealing to the 'sensation seekers' than they are socially relevent. That's what really sticks in my craw about her....if she really had any brains, she'd insist on raising the bar on what she 'puts out there'....
@dawnald (85135)
• Shingle Springs, California
18 Mar 09
Me is wus, go to sleep way before this is on... Can I have a small percentage of Paris Hilton's money to pay off the mortgage but not BE her?
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
18 Mar 09
HA! Do you really think she'd share? NOT! But hey, when I get my own CBFF show, I'll give you a percentage! ROFL
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@dawnald (85135)
• Shingle Springs, California
18 Mar 09
She wouldn't even notice. Unless she did it for everybody! But thanks.
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• United States
16 Mar 09
I have to admit, I watched the first season of My New BFF in the US! I couldn't resist, and I barely watch any shows on tv. Something about Paris Hilton fascinates me, and this show was so awful that I couldn't stop watching. All of the 'applicants' were pretty terrible, and quite obviously only in it for the fame. Paris seems really nice, but it's obvious that she doesn't care about any of these girls and it's all crocodile tears! She is a lot more clever than I think we give her credit for, and after a lifetime in the spotlight, she knows how to egg on the camera well. She also has a keen idea of what the public wants and what makes for good tv - a lot of catty fights, apparently! What an absolute mess of a show though, you can tell that she wasn't interested in finding a new friend in the slightest. When she was on Ellen recently, she laughed at the idea of hanging out with the first season's winner. But the girl got a lot of exposure and Paris became more of a media sensation, so I guess it was a win-win situation!!!
• Regina, Saskatchewan
17 Mar 09
First, welcome to the lot. Second........my dear you need to get out more! LOL
• Romania
19 Mar 09
i agree but know that there is a high pressure and rejection from those with money and the poor. Limit differentiate it makes human existence. As written and Frederick Massonz
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
19 Mar 09
Very true. But on the other hand, I know more happy poor people than rich ones. And Hamilton.......when you respond to a comment, do it from your original response, ok? You don't get extra points or money for entering two separate responses and mylot admin frowns on doing that. Just giving you a heads up how it works here.....
• Romania
19 Mar 09
Everything starts from money. Money make the world revolves. It is just a girl who has been promoved by MasMedia. In fact she was the daughter of rich man and that mattered more. I hate these people... HAVE A NICE DAY.
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
19 Mar 09
Well I don't hate them, but they do rather prove that money can't buy happiness. Makes them rather sad in my book..........