I'd rather be a pebble than a grain

@p1kef1sh (45681)
April 9, 2009 3:50pm CST
When does a grain of sand become a pebble. When does a pebble become a rock. When does a rock become a roll? These and other questions of absolutely no merit whatsoever all need to be answered before the hill becomes a mountain and the mountain becomes a range.
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@ElicBxn (64169)
• United States
9 Apr 09
well, ya know, I had this book about geology and he explained the dif between a grain of sand and a pebble, etc. went but it was by size....
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@riyasam (16556)
• India
10 Apr 09
good point!!!it does matter!!!
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@riyasam (16556)
• India
10 Apr 09
its bigger than a grain,so naturally better!!(i said by seeing with my own eyes and didnot dare to measure)my maths is poor!!!
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
10 Apr 09
And at what size does it come to be a pebble etc?
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
9 Apr 09
I think it's important to acknowledge the grain of sand's individuality and freedom of choice. It may become a pebble the minute it WANTS to become one. But becoming a rock is an entirely different matter altogether. The pebble may only become a rock once it's trashed a riverside hotel room at least 3 times. The roll status comes after they've become "Keith Richards Like" due to excess and it's only when full blown osteporosis sets in to the point of immobility that they remain rooted in the one spot and become a mountain. Range status is actually far more complicated. The mountain may only become a range once several others have gone through a similar process. The issue with this situation though is that others keep dropping off like flies along the way and never actually make it even to mountain stage! This pretty much explains why ranges are few and far between. If you ask me, staying as a grain of sand or pebble at best seems rather appealing. Procreating with Pamela Anderson fits in there somewhere, but for the life of me I can't remember the specifics.
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
9 Apr 09
Oh, you may be wondering why I never mentioned the hills. It's because hills are just wannabe mountains (groupies if you will) and they're actually not even relevant, so therefore do not deserve acknowledgement.
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
9 Apr 09
Well my 'hills' (I ususally call them puppies........go figure) DEMAND acknowledgment! Nice to see you James......you almost had me believing your politically correct ...dare I say 'crap'? ROFL
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
10 Apr 09
I hadn't realised that Pamela Anderson was a ranger. All makes sense now as she clearly carries her work before her James. Oh to roam those hills freely.
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@nannacroc (4049)
9 Apr 09
Haven't you got this backwards? Surely it starts with mountains and ends as sand. Or a you in the habit of making mountains out of molehills. A very useful occupation as it gets great soil and your plants will grow well. the only problem with this is that there is no ground on mountains, (you can't fall of ground but you can fall of mountains. This will be confirmed in triplicate by Dory and two others). So you will have to plant things which don't need ground to grow in.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
10 Apr 09
You are truly a wise woman Nanna.
• Regina, Saskatchewan
9 Apr 09
......and the range (as we call a stove over here) becomes a cooker and the fish is no more. (Having been cooked and eaten) LOL Just had to drop in and leave those little bon mots when I saw this in my inbox.
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
9 Apr 09
She's back! Dagnabbit, just when I'm heading off to bed too..... I'll catch up with you another time and it's good to see you back sparky.
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
9 Apr 09
Aw, myky, do ya miss me? LOL Post a God topic and I'm there! ROFL Just been busy offline...................stalk ya later gator.
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
9 Apr 09
Good night dear James.............
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@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
10 Apr 09
range rhymes with strange.. sorry,but that's how my mind works sometimes...
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
10 Apr 09
I hope that you discussion is not feted to be deleted!!
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
10 Apr 09
My mind does the same thing. Hill rhymes with pill. Maybe I need one!
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@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
10 Apr 09
One rhymes with fun... maybe I should start a rhyming discussion but I suspect that it would get deleted...
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@liquorice (3887)
9 Apr 09
Some good questions there. It reminds me of the Hugh Grant film, The Englishman who went up a hill but came down a mountain. He plays a cartographer who has to announce to a Welsh village whether their mound is indeed a hill or a mountain. No doubt there are official definitions somewhere for all these things, but sadly I don't have the answers. Or a clue!
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
9 Apr 09
That was a really entertaining Hugh Grant film! It's just a shame that Hugh Grant was in it.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
10 Apr 09
I feel the same way about Hugh Grant. Lovely in one film. Overdose in two.
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@liquorice (3887)
9 Apr 09
Yep, I do tend to think that Hugh Grant can only play Hugh Grant. And that gets slightly annoying after a while. You may well have stronger views than this!
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@riyasam (16556)
• India
10 Apr 09
what after a range???,maybe it will become a volcano and explode,causing destruction in its path.it would be better not to stagnate oneself and become a volcano......
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
10 Apr 09
Yikes. I'll live somewhere other than close to that volcano then Riyasam.
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@sid556 (30953)
• United States
10 Apr 09
hmmm...I am thinking you have it all backwards pike. The rock crumbles into stones which eventually crumble into pebbles that eventually become little grains of sand. Like us....We start shrinking and then we shrivel and die and by & by we'll just blend into the sand unless of course we get cremated...then we get there quicker.
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@sid556 (30953)
• United States
11 Apr 09
@p1kef1sh (45681)
10 Apr 09
You are absolutely right Sid. But then this discussion isn't supposed to be logical! LOL.
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@dragon54u (31633)
• United States
9 Apr 09
It's all in your perspective. An ant will think grain of sand is a rock. So the answer to your question would depend on who or what was looking at the objects.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
10 Apr 09
An ant? What about an uncle? LOL.
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@zweeb82 (5652)
• Malaysia
10 Apr 09
Yeah, this panda really needs spanking, hahaha!~How come the grain of sand become a pebble? I thought the oyster caught the grain & it became a pearl? The pebble was the one supplying the grain as the rocks when rock & rolling gave birth to the pebbles? OK, so the mountains were coughing that explains where the rocks come from. As for the mountains becoming a range, at the speed the mountain is eroding, I'd figure maybe another thousand more years? Haha!~
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
10 Apr 09
Mankind doen't have a thousand years Zweeb. We'll be lucky to make it another 200.
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@zweeb82 (5652)
• Malaysia
12 Apr 09
That's my point exactly, haha!~If one can even live up to a hundred years it's already a miracle enough let alone 200!~Haha!~
9 Apr 09
Hi p1key, Oh dear, are you having one of these days again?, the moles better get to the hills before it turns into a mountain. Hugs. Tamara xxxx
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
10 Apr 09
Unless maybe mountains are just molehills made by very large moles Tamara!! XXXX
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@Jenaisle (16568)
• Philippines
10 Apr 09
The sand become a pebble and so forth with time, S. Just like a human being, with time we come to gain more broader insights, we become more understanding. We tend to grow with wisdom and intellect. Our knowledge grows as we grow older...lol...and age progresses more, we start to deteriorate again and the cycle goes back. lol..I know you are aware of this. Cheers and happy mylotting.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
10 Apr 09
That's much more profound than I was thinking when I wrote the discussion Jen! I do agree with it though.
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@bhanusb (5709)
• India
10 Apr 09
I can give you only an answer.When a rock falls from a hill it creats a thundering sound.That's a roll.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
10 Apr 09
Very true Bhanusb. Do you hear the sound of a tree falling in the forest when there's no one there to hear it?
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• United States
10 Apr 09
I suppose my best response is the grain of sand matters to the pebble, and the pebble matters to the rock, and the rock matters to the hill, and the hill matters to the mountain, and the mountain matters to the range. We forget at times that it is the small things that do matter to people, and sometimes more then the large grand things. There was a book put out among motivational writers in which the slogan was don't sweat the small stuff. Though I was hooked for a time on such things, I realized sooner that the small things do mean a great deal to people. I know they mean a great deal to me. It's in those beautiful sunsets, those kind words, that little thank you from a passing neighbor, the smile from your child, the first green seen at spring, the small words that let you know you matter to another. All these lead to the next stage, next stage, until as we sit back in our older age and look down from the range we see all that has made us who we are. Namaste-Anora
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
10 Apr 09
Now I'm feeling all mellow and slightly nostalgic! Small is beautiful etc. It's true too. I'd sooner have a hug that matters than a thousand air kisses!
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@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
14 Apr 09
Well a grain is free flowing and drifts here and there with the flow of things.. a pebble it takes more to get it to move..so maybe I am a pebble also..
@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
15 Apr 09
Thanks..Your not so bad yourself..Your a rare pebble one of a kind..
@p1kef1sh (45681)
14 Apr 09
LOL. Well I like your kind of pebble Becky!
@CanadaGal (4304)
• Canada
9 Apr 09
Oh my dear... the answer is so EASY!!!It all occurs when the pigs grow wings and fly and there's a snowstorm in Hades.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
10 Apr 09
Pigs in Hades is making me hungry for roast pork! LOL.
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@elitess (5070)
• Ipswich, England
11 Apr 09
I think the real question is how come a pebble can hop over the water if it is thrown right, and not just sink all the time ? And another question that is in dire need of an answer is: when does a mountain become a volcano ?
@p1kef1sh (45681)
11 Apr 09
Good questions. The former is to do with speed, smoothness of the pebble and kinetic energy. The latter is just impossible I think. Does the volcano not become a mountain?
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@elitess (5070)
• Ipswich, England
11 Apr 09
It does Pikey, but that was still a funny answer ;)) I think it has tuberculosis because it coughs quite red...
@guybrush (4658)
• Australia
11 Apr 09
I have a feeling a grain became a mountain when I succumbed to that last large bag of crisps. I'm being very, VERY good at present, and the only tempting food I allow myself is looking at Grandpa Bob's photographs of cakes and sweets. Usually that keeps me going and satisfies any urge. I just hope calories can't be ingested by osmosis ... if so, I will definitely be morphing into a range any time now ...
@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
14 Apr 09
Well, I guess that means all the chocolate bunny's are gone..
@p1kef1sh (45681)
11 Apr 09
Better a happy mountain than a miserable grain though. Now, where did I put that chocolate cake?.....
@guybrush (4658)
• Australia
14 Apr 09
No more bunnies, no more cake - Take that flab and give it a shake!
@catdla1 (6005)
• United States
9 Apr 09
When you married it and you realize that you've made a mistake?
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
10 Apr 09
Hasn't happened yet! So I am told! LOL.
• Netherlands
12 Apr 09
Hi P1key! The answer is so simple my friend...as we grow and learn!!! If Not, then we never become pebbles, rocks, mountains or the strong in life! Not a very long explanation I know, but it is What I know!
@p1kef1sh (45681)
12 Apr 09
Then that is plenty good enough GEL. You are quite right. Clearly I need to hang a round you a bit and LEARN!@!
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• Netherlands
12 Apr 09
Learn something new every day P1key and then you know you always get smarter one way or the other! But Please Don't hang around me because I sure don't have all the answers...just trying to make it day by day myself!