Just what IS panda spanking?

United States
April 10, 2009 12:04pm CST
Ok folks, now you've got me curious....just WHAT is panda spanking? I'm sufficiently embarrassed to admit it, but I never heard of the term before. I like to think that I'm hip and cool, but in reality....I'm an over-sexed wanna-be. Please, someone explain to me how this topic started and be gentle...I like being spanked, but not that hard!
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@Wizzywig (7847)
10 Apr 09
There ya go... you got the answer from the grand Spankmeister himself
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@riyasam (16556)
• India
11 Apr 09
please,ping me whenever he makes sense!!!!
• United States
10 Apr 09
I was hoping that I'd get a response from him..I've only heard great things from Sparks about him! Now I'll have to think of a worthy discussion to post here!
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@LadyMarissa (12148)
• United States
11 Apr 09
Oh, I see you've met James Whackybranius. He is the guru of this madness. You can ALWAYS believe anything Ms Sparky says (whether it makes sense or not!!!).
@paula27661 (15811)
• Australia
11 Apr 09
Panda - Panda bear
Ah! I thought so! I am so glad you asked the question that I was too embarrassed to ask myself scorpiobabes! It all makes perfect sense to me now. I knew James had something to do with it but as I said I did not want to ask in case he thought I was insane or something! That's great now we can post whatever insane c#@p enters our mind. What a relief!!!
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
11 Apr 09
"I did not want to ask in case he thought I was insane or something!" Oh but that would have been PERFECT! lol.
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• United States
11 Apr 09
Paula, I'm only too happy to oblige! I've never really been afraid of cyberspace and making a fool of myself--I'm not looking at them in the eye personally, so I lose that fear! I love in places like this!
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@paula27661 (15811)
• Australia
11 Apr 09
Oh good! I'm good at making an idiot of myself so I should fit right in! (jumps ups and down and claps) See what I mean?
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
10 Apr 09
Heya scorpiobabes! Until about 6 months ago, NOBODY had heard of the term to my knowledge! lol. It all started because I wanted to create an interest group where people could just go on and on with inane and insane crap and never really have to explain themselves. Somewhere that could have ongoing conversations take off into many different directions at any given time and rather than have people constantly ask what the heck was going on, they'd just run with it...... To my absolute surprise, my idea took off and thanks to a solid number of really great friends here, the concept was embraced and the rest is history! Here's a link to the very first discussion I placed that explained my thinking behind the idea: http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/1784989.aspx The term is of course metaphorical; and one of the ways I have described it on a number of occasions is to imagine yourself standing at a bus stop with 20 other people..... Directly across the street a man stumbles when he trips over the kerb..... Everyone around you is just staring straight ahead and totally oblivious and some are looking over at the man with concerned looks on their faces (The man is perfectly fine by the way). Yet there YOU are, almost wetting yourself because you're laughing so hard! Now THAT's a Panda Spanking moment right there! Why? Because you didn't take the situation so seriously like everyone else did and you acted in a completely unique way. Humour exists everywhere and life is too damn serious a lot of the time. Just because most of us are grown adults with responsibilities doesn't mean we can't be silly once in a while! Anyways, the link I gace you will explain more and you'll also see for yourself how silly it can get from reading some of the ongoing banter. Good luck and expect the unexpected!
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
10 Apr 09
Oh and the name itself? This came about quite by accident when I was having a chat with another member here. I mentioned that I'd be spanking a panda over the weekend or something similar and it went from there.....
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• United States
10 Apr 09
So, it's kinda like Seinfeld, the show about nothing? I sometimes have those sorts of conversations, although I'm usually quite drunk! I have been told that I slur my words, but somehow, I'm hearing it crystal clear! I swear, some of my most eloquent speeches have been while I was completely drunk--and of course, I know what I'm talking about, even if no one else quite gets me. I like to say that I'm unique, and have a skewed sense of reality. So how would I phrase describing myself then?
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• United States
10 Apr 09
And thanks for the explanation--was that weekend of 'spanking the panda' good then?
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
10 Apr 09
James and Pikey are just big old teddy bears at heart, but get a few drinks into them, and they like to 'bend over' if you get my drift, and the spankings begin! ROFL Translate action to words on a page, and you have the panda spanking category for those of us who are rather 'woolly' in the head and need to express our rather 'off the wall' thoughts and ideas................ And do you know that I've never posted in the panda spanking category with a discussion of my own? How weird is that when you consider that my user name just screams "Spank me panda"!!!!! ROFL
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
10 Apr 09
"spanksofinpandaty"
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
10 Apr 09
PERFECT! I'm changing my user name......................thanks James!
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@LadyMarissa (12148)
• United States
11 Apr 09
need to express our rather 'off the wall' thoughts and ideas................ speak for yourself Sparky. MY ideas are NEVER off the wall!!!
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@elitess (5070)
• Ipswich, England
11 Apr 09
Hello dear Panda Spanker Trainee. I think there is no need for further explanation as our mobile Panda Webster Dictionary James has just elaborated all there is to know on the subject (you might think about giving him the best response on this one, he earned it after typing half of page ). Happy Panda Spanking !
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• United States
11 Apr 09
Ah ha, are you trying to curry brownie points ( you might think about giving him best response)? While James explained the technical end, I'm looking for an eloquent dissertation on the subject BEFORE considering a best response! ;)
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@Shar19 (8236)
• United States
11 Apr 09
Glad you brought this up. I've been wondering the same thing.
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• United States
11 Apr 09
I've always been taught that the only stupid question is the one that's never asked. Now that it's been asked, I'll have to find another good one!
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@riyasam (16556)
• India
11 Apr 09
oh,you have got a detailed explanation of what is what.........i second elitess,maybe you should give him the best response for so much hard work;i am not going to type such long a response(read ,GRAPES ARE SOUR)
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@riyasam (16556)
• India
11 Apr 09
i sometimes doze off during fore play!!!too much of anything can be boring
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@riyasam (16556)
• India
11 Apr 09
not everyone makes senseless statements!!!
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
11 Apr 09
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@SomeCowgirl (32189)
• United States
20 May 09
It seems as if people are still wondering what this is all about. Another discussion was made about it and can be found here : http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/2014930.aspx Of course that is not a referral link and is no way meant to deter anyone from this lovely topic! lol! Well Glad that I know what the category was meant for anyway, I've been asked many times by mylot if I'd like to join in on this Panda Spanking Epidemic, but I've kindly refused because I'm just not all that funny!
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@Margarit (3676)
• Philippines
24 Apr 09
I think it is too late for me to respond this, the Panda King had already answered your discussion. Anyways, i am one of the disciples of this interest for i can say anything i like without shame. Surely you will cry because of laughing so hard and get stomach ache later. Beware of this consequences, for you will be spank by a panda.
• United States
24 Apr 09
Margarit, I don't think anyone warned me about how hard I'd laugh yet! I do thank you for the warning (I haven't had tears running down my face yet!) and look forward to seeing some of your contributions. Now I'm torn trying to think of a worthy followup to this important question!
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