Why doesn't Jesus ever need a dentist?
By fodschwazzle
@fodschwazzle (85)
United States
May 23, 2009 11:06pm CST
Have you ever seen pictures of Jesus? If you haven't you're probably blind. I reckon, even if you live in a faith-based state that practices something very anti-Jesus, you've probably still seen a picture of him. Him, and George W. Bush and Fidel Castro too. Regardless, has Jesus ever seemed... in need of dental work?
More to the point, if Jesus gets dental trouble, does he just heal it himself? Is "Proper Pimple-Less, Anglo-Saxon, Pearly-White, Pretty Jesus" in Christian doctrine, or are we just not very fond of being saved by an ugly... thing. Your thoughts.
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4 responses
@cobrateacher (8432)
• United States
25 May 09
Fod,
If Jesus was divine, He couldn't have the physical problems of mortals. He probably ate a good diet, too!
@fodschwazzle (85)
• United States
27 May 09
He only went to Burger King once a week then, I guess. Maybe I should cut back too.
@Jixapose (97)
• United States
24 May 09
Well, being the son of god, he could always say that 'GOD is my dentist"!
but the practice of dentistry was recorded in egypt - not that far off from the holy land - thousand and a half years before the time of jesus. Maybe some of the simple day to day things were left out of the good book. But do you think that the son of God would let his teeth go bad if he could simply ask his father for help?
