annoying co-worker buck passer finger pointer certificate

Intelligent Design Certificate God must have been having a bad day when he made your ancestors. or After meeting you I have come to believe that maybe we did descend from apes...? or the primordial pool you crawled out of was polluted.

Dawn I am sorry this guy has been this way and mine would read something like this... (Insert Name Here) has been recognized for their contribution towards starting the most drama in one day For continuing to excel in turning your back to friends/family members in need And for excellence in LIVING IN THE PAST hmmm I could probably think of a few more,I think this certificate

(insert name) is here by give this award for inconsistency and failure to do what was needed to keep employment she claimed to love. (blank) was a good employee, on some days, and lazy and not to be trusted on others. May she flourish in the place she has been moved to.

I have one of those too....if it doesn't directly help her.....she will skirt around anything that looks like work.....if I could make a certificate for anyone I know it would be to my former friend and it would read..... This award is given to you on the 27th day of August 2009....for never being able to pass a mirror without looking in it to reaffirm to yourself that you think more highly of you then anyone else does. This recognition is also for thinking you are the only one who really knows how to dress....and for thinking that everyone should be like you....

Well this could kinda be like a therapy session where I could let go of some of my frustrations against one of the co-workers at my place of employment. It would probably go something like this: (Insert Name Here) You have been recognized for being a bigamist, woman domineering, self righteous _______. Thanks for all your hard non-working capabilities in throwing people under the bus and making yourself look like the only person doing their job.

(Insert Name Here) is recognized for her relentless devotion for the past 15 years in her role of Head Mistress. Special honors include: Undying fidelity through her boss’ three marriages. Unwavering dedication through her boss’ last three girlfriends. Attentiveness to detail in scheduling conference stays and correlated vacations (with and/or wives/girlfriends). Ability to secure purchase orders throughout affairs as “work-related expenses”. We know why she gets to keep her job. (through missed days, overspending, and noncontributions Everyone else’s is on the chopping block, some for good reason, others, not. Most of us know/have experience with these two losers - and/or know wives/girlfriends. We're all looking forward to being canned.