ACORN Acronymns... $5 bucks for the winner!

@ParaTed2k (22940)
Sheboygan, Wisconsin
September 13, 2009 10:33pm CST
Ok folks, let's have a little fun here at ACORN's expense. After all, what fun is a scandal ridden criminal organization if we can't poke fun at it while it's down... it's not as if we waited til they were down in the first place. ;~D Here's the deal. Come up with the craziest, the zaniest, the most degrading, insulting, but hilarious acronym for ACORN that you can. The one that makes me blow Mt Dew through my eustation tubes wins! Ground rules... no words that can't pass MyLot censors... if you try to get past them with zeros for "O", "$" for S or "@" for a, you won't get past me. If you try it, you might make me laugh, but you will also be disqualified. I'm the only judge, and my judgement is final. That means I might not pick the one that sent liquid refreshment shooting from oral to ossicle. There might even be more than one that cause an aural soda fountain, but only one can win. In that case, I'll just have to wing it. If you don't like the outcome, well.... put up your own $5 and then you get to be the judge! Here's a few just to get things rolling, (no none of these can win... I'll leave that kind of corruption for ACORN.... Another Criminal Organization Ruining our Nation Acromonious Credit on Obama's Resume; Naturally American Communists Overthrowing Republic Nefariously American Census Overseer Rejects Nitwits Association of Community Organizers for Rent Now Ready, Get Set... . Oh, the prize will be awarded on Sept 16....... GO!
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@matersfish (6306)
• United States
14 Sep 09
According to CNN Obama Realizes Nothing :/
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@ParaTed2k (22940)
• Sheboygan, Wisconsin
14 Sep 09
Way to work CNN into it :~D
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@Taskr36 (13963)
• United States
14 Sep 09
I really like this one. Well done!
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• United States
14 Sep 09
awesome
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• United States
14 Sep 09
Asinine Confederation Of Retarded Nutjobs Another Communist Obama Regime Nazis
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@Taskr36 (13963)
• United States
14 Sep 09
Awesome, I was going to use Asinine and didn't know if it would pass the mylot censors.
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• United States
14 Sep 09
Assault Campaign On Reasonable Notions
@xfahctor (14113)
• Lancaster, New Hampshire
14 Sep 09
Action to Cull Our Republican Nation Anti Constitutionalists Over Running our Nation All Crooked Obama Re-election Network Aliens Covertly Organizing restless Nazzis
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@ParaTed2k (22940)
• Sheboygan, Wisconsin
16 Sep 09
Wow, You worked "Cull" into it nicely!
@Maggiepie (7816)
• United States
16 Sep 09
[b]Bra-VO, X! Way to go! ^5! Brilliant! (applauseapplause!) Maggiepie "WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?"[/b]
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@irishidid (8687)
• United States
14 Sep 09
Asinine Club Of Ridiculous Nimrods
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@ParaTed2k (22940)
• Sheboygan, Wisconsin
14 Sep 09
Anytime you can work "Nimrod" into an acronym, do it! :~D
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@Maggiepie (7816)
• United States
16 Sep 09
[b] I SWEAR! I did not read any of these until after I posted mine!!!! (GMTA?) Maggiepie "WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?"[/b]
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@Maggiepie (7816)
• United States
16 Sep 09
[b]Asinine Cretins Of Radical Naysayers Asinine Commies Or Rotten Nutjobs Awfully Creepy Old Ridiculous Nimrods Actual Cantankerous Obamaized Ruinous Nabobs Acting Criminals Of Rotten Neighborhoods I could do this all day, Ted. I don't think these are good enuff to win, but I'm just getting warmed up! Thanks for the fun game! Did you see the one I started? It's your fault; you inspired me! ) Maggiepie "WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?"[/b]
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@ParaTed2k (22940)
• Sheboygan, Wisconsin
16 Sep 09
Warm up and serve them up hot! ;~D
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@ParaTed2k (22940)
• Sheboygan, Wisconsin
16 Sep 09
Well, today isn't over yet! Let's see if we can get some last minute additions. :~D
@Maggiepie (7816)
• United States
16 Sep 09
[b]Well, I noticed too late that the deadline is today, so I may not have time--busy day ahead!--but I'd like to thank you for starting this fun thread. It's a hoot just to read all the others' marvelous entries! The only reason I'm writing now, however, is I woke up too early, the hydrolics set in (), & as I left the throne room, I thought I'd just check the mail before I head back to bed! Before I go, tell me, did you go look at my game? I can't afford to pay anyone except in best mark currency, but I'm here for the laughs. Your game was like a refreshing rain after a long, hot drought, just like the Summer we Texans have endured, which, co-incidentally, has only this week abated! Whew! Maggiepie "WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?"[/b]
• United States
14 Sep 09
Association of Criminal Operation to Rob the Nation
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@ParaTed2k (22940)
• Sheboygan, Wisconsin
14 Sep 09
Nice Rhyme!
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