The body (Part 2). How to aviod detection.
By katerina
@thea09 (18305)
Greece
October 20, 2009 6:30am CST
Hopefully by now you've disposed of your victim, even in some cases eaten him. But alack and alas some connection between you, your name in his diary with a date notated perhaps, has brought Detective Snoopy to your door. Of course he can't prove yet that the victim is more than missing, due to your cunnng disposal method, but you are now linked to this missing person, and Detective Snoopy has in mind that you are a link in the disappearane, and that something suspicious has happened. Indeed the Detectives thoughts are filled with murder most foul.
Are you sure their are no traces left in your home? How will you avoid being detected by Detective Snoopy.
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@Sandra1952 (6047)
• Spain
20 Oct 09
Hello, Thea. Perhaps I wasn't plain enough on the other discussion. Detective Snoopy was the skinny one who made those delicious kebabs last night, so no worries there.
My nosey neighbour is also addicted to housework, so after each killing spree, once I've cleared up the obvious signs, I feign a serious illness and she offers to come and do my cleaning. I've seen her at work, and there wouldn't be the least trace of DNA or anything else.
I take all the clothes of my victims to the local charity shop after dark, after of course washing all the blood and snot from said clothing - this is a recession, you can't go throwing away perfectly good clothing just because of the odd blood stain.
I never write down appointments, as I have a photographic memory for detail, and as for phone numbers, my husband can delete them without even knowing how he does it, so he's an unknowing accessory after the fact.
It's just occurred to me that you probably know too much now. Fancy a holiday in Spain? Just buy a one way ticket, and arrange for someone you trust to look after your son.
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@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
20 Oct 09
Hilarious Sandra, and thanks for inspiring this one, I knew there would be some fun involved.
An excellent twist in eating the detective and I must concur the kebabs were delicious and I've no ill effects from last nights cannibalistic meoual which you served. Basil was eating rather a lot so hope he's fine too. Now, can you send the nosey neighbour round here, she'd be no use to you as she'd be noseying into everything but she won't be interested in my goings on and the place could do with a good clean.
Which leaves you with the perfect crime actually as only Detective Snoopy was suspicious and you've eaten him (can he actually be suspicious about his own disappeance) and the DNA has been bleached away. Snoopys clothes may well be detected being worn by someone else but there's no link to you. Excellent work Sandra.
As for the visit I thought next time you return from the UK in your camper you could drive through Greece as you know how much we love camper vans here.
As for the visit I thought next time you return from the UK in your camper you could drive through Greece as you know how much we love camper vans here.1 person likes this
@Sandra1952 (6047)
• Spain
20 Oct 09
Glad you enjoyed it. Can't send the neighbour just yet, as I need her again. The builder promised to come today and he didn't, so I've had to off him as an example to the others. Of course, they had to go, as I couldn't leave any witnesses, so there's quite a lot of cleaning to do.
Sorry, can't visit you. What kind of killer do you take me for? You have to come here, as it would be very bad manners to dispose of you in your own home, and you can't be allowed to live now you know so much about my hobby.
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@zed_k4 (17589)
• Singapore
21 Oct 09
Interesting discussion. You sure have a wild imagination, Thea... 
Errrr... if then, try the very best to look for an alibi, so Snoopy cannot poke his nose around. What a great hypothetical imaginary discussion; once in awhile we are allowed to be creative. In that sense..but just imagining...
Don't try this at home... 
Errrr... if then, try the very best to look for an alibi, so Snoopy cannot poke his nose around. What a great hypothetical imaginary discussion; once in awhile we are allowed to be creative. In that sense..but just imagining...
Don't try this at home... @zed_k4 (17589)
• Singapore
23 Oct 09
Wow....awesome.. very well said and super composed.
I have 2 career choices for you; sniper murderer or you prefer in a gang?
I'll check with my Mafia boss... you passed the interview because you were so well composed into this mind games alibi thingy!
Discla-imer: This is just a joke.............
Discla-imer: This is just a joke.............2 people like this
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
23 Oct 09
Snipers and gangs aren't really the most intelligent way of going about things Zed, I'm totally the wrong type to be a sniper, wrong personality type, you really should study up on the type you know. Gangs, no, thuggery does not appeal. Only a few people refer to me openly as the Mafia by the way but I expect the rest are too frighthened.
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@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
22 Oct 09
Zed, did you actually committ this murder or not, I get mixed up now as their were so many disposable body methods to come to terms with I can't actually recall what you did with yours, but know it wasn't as imaginative as Sandra with her industrial meat grinder making curried kebabs out of the victim. In fact I think you were a reluctant murderer if I recall.
So that's the best you can manage is it Zed, come up with an alibi but don't bother saying what it was. REmind me not to phone you when the house is cluttered up with bodies and I need a hand before Snoopy arrives.
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@scarlet_woman (23463)
• United States
22 Oct 09
well,
1.i'd assume i was being watched
2.a link is only a link.i wouldn't change anything i do because that would cause reasonable suspicion.
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@Hatley (163772)
• Garden Grove, California
20 Oct 09
hi thea well okay I got tracked down but they had a picture of my sister stead of me, so I just tell them nope not me, must have been my sister,she is nine years younger and about one hundred pounds skinnier. they look at me then at the picture, and the one called Detective Snoopy says oh my sorry maan. no you sure are not her, she is the one we want. sorry to have bothered you. what they do not know is that the picture that they showed me was not my sister but my motormouthed roommate.now she will be going to the slammer for murder most foul.goody goody.
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@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
22 Oct 09
Hatley, what can I say, finally getting rid of the roomie by pinning murder most foul on her. Don't you have any sympathy at all for those poor prisoners who will now have to put up with her constant motor mouth. As they are most likely in prison for murder most foul themselves they'll soon finish her off for you.
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@SomeCowgirl (32189)
• United States
20 Oct 09
Well I didn't actually respond to the first part of this, but I will respond to the second part if that's alright with you. I once saw an episode of CSI : Miami. Two men kidnapped CSI Tech Ducane, and told her to prove it wasn't them, or to cover it up I don't remember which. In any case, they did not end up doing it. They did however get in trouble. In any case, I would hire a CSI TECH to cover up the crime scene as well as the disposal point. I would make sure that the CSI would not tell a soul, so I guess it would have to be a corrupt CSI as I would not kill a person in the first place, so why I would be covering up this murder is beyond me... but just roll with me... lol...
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@SomeCowgirl (32189)
• United States
20 Oct 09
Oh but see that would be easily remedied, I would have seen him at a parade! Our pictures would have been taken together shaking hands, and talking about a particular float or something of that sort... Then we wouldn't have talked again... and many witnesses would testify to the effect if need be.
...isn't it enough already....??
@saundyl (9783)
• Canada
26 Oct 09
Oh i didnt commit the murder in my home. I made sure to do it in the decrepit old shack i got a fire permit to burn the week before but it rained so the burning was delayed. All evidence including the tubs i used to dissolve the body were burnt in the building and brush that was piled on. All that's left is ashes of an old building that was condemned...that it was "Suggested" by the fire marshall be burnt due to its instability.
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
26 Oct 09
Hi saundry, the tubs here obvously referring to the acid technique you employed. You may have burnt all the evidence but how are you going to explain away the link between yourself and the victim when a clear note was left in his diary connecting you. At this stage Detective snoopy isn't sure that the missing person is more than that.
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@ZephyrSun (7381)
• United States
20 Oct 09
Well it's very rare in the US that a person is convicted without a body thanks to that Constitution thing and since my turkeys ate the body it will be hard to find. But, a heavy cleaning of the house would have to take place after the murder.
and since my turkeys ate the body it will be hard to find. But, a heavy cleaning of the house would have to take place after the murder. @vandana7 (102698)
• India
20 Oct 09
Hi thea - I missed the part 1! Well, detective Snoopy gets invited to look in the house and deliberately steered towards area where he is most likely to find the clues and steered away from the rooms where nothing can be found. The idea is to make the detective suspect that something is there in that room which I dont want him to spot, and there is nothing where I am taking him. Would that be ok?
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
20 Oct 09
Vandana, part one was made for you, you'd enjoy it. Take a look, it's under body or some such. Actually it is hilarious. Your method here has completely baffled me I must say
so I'm sure old snoopy would be equally as baffled. Now don't forget there's a body waiting to be disposed of.
so I'm sure old snoopy would be equally as baffled. Now don't forget there's a body waiting to be disposed of.