By popular demand - the body is still alive.
By katerina
@thea09 (18305)
Greece
October 27, 2009 10:37am CST
I realise now that you've disposed of the body, remained undetected despite all the attempts of Detective Snoopy to tie you in with the missing body, and even explained your motivation for having a body on your hands in the first place.
But just how did the body become dead which lead you to disposing of it? In other words time to reveal how you actually killed your victim.
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because I hadda?
@stvasile (7306)
• Romania
29 Oct 09
I think if it were to kill somebody, my weapon of choice is the one that I fear most: herbs overdose.
Some highly concentrated parsley extract would probably do the trick in no time... And if I come to think of all the parsley forests my mother grows, this weapon is easily accessible to me.
@stvasile (7306)
• Romania
29 Oct 09
I don't know about wmraul, but I grew up in the country side, and I've always dealt much better with plants than with animals... So, even if I know where milk is extracted from a goat and, in theory, even how that is done, I'm sticking to the plants... they sometimes sting or make your skin itch, but at least they don't kick the bucket every now and then and spill all the food/poison you get from them...
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
29 Oct 09
Hi stvasile, that's certainly creative
I knew you'd come up with something good but to use those terrible herbs, just think how much your victim will suffer. If you are using the full forest of them you'll probably need to hide them in some soup unless that would maybe dilute the evil dose of parsly extract. It's good to see my two Romanian friends using natual methods, Wmraul came up with an injection of sour goat milk but he's not been round to offer to milk a local goat yet.
I knew you'd come up with something good but to use those terrible herbs, just think how much your victim will suffer. If you are using the full forest of them you'll probably need to hide them in some soup unless that would maybe dilute the evil dose of parsly extract. It's good to see my two Romanian friends using natual methods, Wmraul came up with an injection of sour goat milk but he's not been round to offer to milk a local goat yet.1 person likes this
@Opal26 (17679)
• United States
27 Oct 09
Well thea, it went something like this~ I put something in his
drink! He deserved it! He was a sonnaofbeotch! It was time that
I offted him once and for all! His damn body was just too heavy
for me to life since I had surgery on Thursday and didn't want
to rip out the nice neat stiches that my surgeon took over a
half hour to put in! So, what was I supposed to do? I could
only drag his dumb azz so far and didn't want to make a mess!
And of course, didn't want the crime linked to me either! So
Detective Snoopy would never tie the crime to me since I was
in pain from the surgery and knocked out on pain meds! So
had my aleiby all nice and tight! Don't know what happened
to that dumb azz miserable fool!
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@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
27 Oct 09
Hi opal, all perfectly reasonable to me and I would think that undetectable poison administered with a refreshing drink would be a simple way to commit a murder. You've already got away with the crime and there's no one left to check out your alibi now that Detective snoopy is swimming with the sharks.
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@MrKennedy (1978)
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27 Oct 09
I must say thea09 that this post has led me to question myself regarding your sanity.
However, with that aside, I'm not sure how you found out about me and my "dirty deed." Thus, I am willing to offer you an incredibly large sum of money to ensure that this information remains hidden under that hat of yours.
And you need not worry, Detective Snoopy is being taken "care of..."
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@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
27 Oct 09
MrKennedy, you are questioning MY sanity, please read the responses in disposing of the body before you point the finger at me.. Now if you'd only followed this epic saga from the beginning rather than turning up in part 4 you would realise Detective Snoopy has already been taken care of and I don't wear a hat.
@scarlet_woman (23465)
• United States
31 Oct 09
he tripped over the cat and fell down the stairs.
that's my story,and i'm sticking to it.
@saundyl (9783)
• Canada
28 Oct 09
Well as i said i was PMSing at the time and he just happened to call me Cass...a shortform of my name i despise. I'm not sure how he came to be in my yard while i was feeding the bulls but i dropped the big round bale for the bulls on him (oups) off the front end loader when he yelled CASS i need to talk to you. In all honesty i didnt know who he was either or how he knew me!
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
28 Oct 09
Hi saundyl, well I'd say you had every justification for mangeling him irrepreably with a bale meant for the bulls. There really is nothing more irritating than a complete stranger addressing one by ones first name, not to mention shortening it. People attempting to sell things over the phone use that trick too but wisely do it over the phone after hearing about what you happened with you and the bull bale.
