Have you checked your resume recently?

United States
October 27, 2009 12:14pm CST
While I was updating my resume this morning and checking it over for mistakes, I got sidetracked looking at other people's gaffes on their resumes. I found some of them amusing so I thought I'd share: "I have a bachelorette degree in computers." "Graduated in the top 66% of my class. "Objective: To have my skills and ethics challenged on a daily basis." "Special skills: Thyping." "Experience: Watered, groomed, and fed the family dog for years." "Previous experience: Self-employed -- a fiasco." "Reason for leaving last job: The owner gave new meaning to the word 'paranoia.' I prefer to elaborate privately." Now, you may want to quadruple check your resume before sending it out :)
2 responses
@besthope44 (12141)
• India
8 Jul 10
Well i do check my profile and modify it with new changes and double check it.
@doryvien (2293)
• United States
28 Oct 09
Here are some resumes I've encountered: Last Job: Sales Clerk Reason for Leaving: Career Shift Position Applied for: Sales Clerk (I thought she wanted a career shift?) Career Objective: To be a good Christian. Position Applied: Bouncer (in a bar) Weird!!!