Have you checked your resume recently?

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While I was updating my resume this morning and checking it over for mistakes, I got sidetracked looking at other people's gaffes on their resumes. I found some of them amusing so I thought I'd share: "I have a bachelorette degree in computers." "Graduated in the top 66% of my class. "Objective: To have my skills and ethics challenged on a daily basis." "Special skills: Thyping." "Experience: Watered, groomed, and fed the family dog for years." "Previous experience: Self-employed -- a fiasco." "Reason for leaving last job: The owner gave new meaning to the word 'paranoia.' I prefer to elaborate privately." Now, you may want to quadruple check your resume before sending it out :)