billy goats...

@jb78000 (15139)
October 31, 2009 1:57pm CST
...what do you do when you catch a troll - report it, torment it, stalk it back? i have a few quality ones myself but they do not make good pets and i need some ideas on what to do with them.
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TheRealDawn
@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
2 Nov 09
lure them out into the sunlight so that they turn into stone...
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TheRealDawn
@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
3 Nov 09
They just reflect the sunlight back and turn a darker shade of purple.
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katerina
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
5 Nov 09
HA
jb78000
@jb78000 (15139)
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3 Nov 09
very good one there. was thinking of rocks and trolls earlier. ooh, what happens to purple dragons in sunlight - how do they tan?
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ZephyrSun
@ZephyrSun (7381)
• United States
31 Oct 09
We sold ours, the little b*stard kept tearing down the fence, so my advice- put them on craigslist
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ZephyrSun
@ZephyrSun (7381)
• United States
31 Oct 09
Sorry I wasn't paying attention, I have a five year old that is waiting for Halloween. I sold the billy goat, I've never sold a troll. I don't know what category a troll would sell under. You'd better put them on ebay, I bet they have a "troll" category.
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jb78000
@jb78000 (15139)
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31 Oct 09
you sold a troll? how much did you get for it?
stvasile
@stvasile (7306)
• Romania
31 Oct 09
I guess it depends on the mood you're in. If the troll really enoys you, I vote for the tormenting. There is nothing better than sweet revenge. Just a bit more than the appropriate amount
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jb78000
@jb78000 (15139)
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31 Oct 09
yep. tormenting a mean sad case could be a lot of fun.
celticeagle
@celticeagle (189838)
• Boise, Idaho
1 Nov 09
I would treat them as they treat you! If they are freindly, then be friendly. If they are evil, report them! Trolls, huh? A scarey business. I think you could find something better but this will suffice I suppose. Does he have a name or what? How do you communicate with him?
jb78000
@jb78000 (15139)
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1 Nov 09
are you supposed to give them names? apart from evil troll number 1, evil troll number 2 etc?
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celticeagle
@celticeagle (189838)
• Boise, Idaho
1 Nov 09
You tell me.
jb78000
@jb78000 (15139)
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1 Nov 09
you brought it up my dear
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PeacefulWmn9
@PeacefulWmn9 (10420)
• United States
31 Oct 09
I suffocate them via lack of attention. If that fails, I call 911 and have them hauled away in straight jackets and irons. Perhaps we should start a MyLot neighborhood watch of sorts: The Troll Patrol.
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jb78000
@jb78000 (15139)
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31 Oct 09
kind of already do that via pms.
diamania
@diamania (7011)
• Netherlands
31 Oct 09
When I catch a troll I report them to a moderator.
jb78000
@jb78000 (15139)
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31 Oct 09
. hold on, i meant,
diamania
@diamania (7011)
• Netherlands
31 Oct 09
What did you mean then? I was seriously thinking you were talking about trolls on forums. Ok, I have to admit I knew it was about those little fictional doll thingies with weird hair and stuff. Okay, goat... arrest me...
jb78000
@jb78000 (15139)
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31 Oct 09
? no. trollies on forums.
hora_fugit
@hora_fugit (5859)
• India
1 Nov 09
I don't know what a troll looks like, but still I fancy to have one as pet. Maybe I'd torment them.. but that boosts them, no? As long as they keep to me, no problem. Once they start expanding, the button is pressed!
jb78000
@jb78000 (15139)
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1 Nov 09
very altruistic of you there
paula27661
@paula27661 (15811)
• Australia
1 Nov 09
I like to torment them back and wish I could put spells on them so they will get a nasty rash in a sensitive area but because I don’t know of such a curse I just report them and ignore the poor sad demented f****d up creatures.
paula27661
@paula27661 (15811)
• Australia
2 Nov 09
No it's not easy because instinctively I want to give them a piece of my mind whenever I come across one but I have to refrain; I 've had to physically walk away from the computer before...
jb78000
@jb78000 (15139)
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2 Nov 09
i am not surprised by that
jb78000
@jb78000 (15139)
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1 Nov 09
i know you are supposed to ignore them but not easy is it?
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katerina
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
31 Oct 09
I am not a troll
katerina
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
31 Oct 09
Blue would match your star nicely Karen but I refuse to talk to you if you put up an avatar with a false nose, Alice is creeping me out quite enough, she's turned into scarey person.
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PeacefulWmn9
@PeacefulWmn9 (10420)
• United States
31 Oct 09
I am, but only for tonight. It's my halloween costume. What think you? Blue hair or orange?
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jb78000
@jb78000 (15139)
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31 Oct 09
neither am i. [runs off to troll]
katerina
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
31 Oct 09
And I thought this was going to be a nice discussion about goats, you know how partial I am to discussing goats and their off spring.
ZephyrSun
@ZephyrSun (7381)
• United States
31 Oct 09
I'm waiting for that answer because I've sold a lot of goats and there have been several people that were going to eat it when it was big enough.
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katerina
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
31 Oct 09
As far as I know Zeph I've eaten goat once, passed off as lamb by my koubara. I'm sure it would have been an old and stringy goat and not a kid. I didn't like it at all as it was grossly fatty and I hate meat with fat on.
jb78000
@jb78000 (15139)
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31 Oct 09
you eat kids though don't you?
sunny68
@sunny68 (1327)
• India
1 Nov 09
ignore...what else are you expected to do with them?...to me not responding to them is the best option. however if they have a valid point put forward...i may as well respond to that..... i may as well ignore the intent and get on with the content....
jb78000
@jb78000 (15139)
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1 Nov 09
good approach to them sunny. think you are more laid back than i am - i usually can't resist saying something.
jb78000
@jb78000 (15139)
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2 Nov 09
have a nap sunny
sunny68
@sunny68 (1327)
• India
2 Nov 09
...maybe i am too lazy for such kind of things....