Who stole my antlers????
By Wizzywig
@Wizzywig (7847)
December 2, 2009 11:55am CST
Just last week, my Jarjar Binks backpack was wearing my purple rabbit "deeley-boppers"., my inflateable penguin was wearing the antlers and all was well with the world. Last night, I went to borrow said antlers and they were nowhere to be seen!!
Now, I have seen SOMEONE's dog wearing a very similar set but, I know that particular someone to be a fine upstanding gentleman who would not stoop to stealing a ladies (well, maybe not lady but you get my drift) antlers. So the mystery remains. If you have any information as to their whereabouts or regarding the perpetrator of this theft, please come forward now.
I had to go out and buy these new ones this afternoon...
Now, I have seen SOMEONE's dog wearing a very similar set but, I know that particular someone to be a fine upstanding gentleman who would not stoop to stealing a ladies (well, maybe not lady but you get my drift) antlers. So the mystery remains. If you have any information as to their whereabouts or regarding the perpetrator of this theft, please come forward now.
I had to go out and buy these new ones this afternoon...4 people like this
4 responses
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
20 Dec 09
Nothing good will EVER come from dabbling in any merchandise that's even vaguely JarJar Binks related Wizzy. I'm sure you've learned a valuable lesson here and I'm sorry you had to suffer so much to gain this knowledge. As for the missing antlers, from my experience, Barney can be blamed for pretty much EVERYTHING. Find him, beat him, kill him slowly and then your antlers will reappear. Of this I'm certain! 
@Wizzywig (7847)
•
20 Dec 09
PleeeeeeeeZ!! Do not even begin to think its OK to put my mate JarJar into the same comment box as that slimy great purple excuse for a character. As it happens I have quite a collection of Binksy stuff (albeit mostly on the INSIDE of the wardrobe) The backpack hangs proudly in full view... along with the penguin, glow-in-the-dark octopus, the singing Wee Willie Winkie figure and the green fuzzy elasticated monkey. I think I'd sooner let the antlers go than waste my life trying to track down Big B... tho' beating him and killing him slowly does have a certain appeal 
