Please try to remember to scam in the right language!

@thea09 (18305)
Greece
December 9, 2009 4:49am CST
It's another email one of course and by now of course I'm super aware that the scams always appear in really tatty format rather than anything professional looking. This one is a regular which I don't know if others have had. It purports to be from my internet provider, which happens to be the National telecom company in Greece. It tells me unless I immediately supply my password and a few other personal details my email account will be suspended. Amazingly its still live though the emails keep coming. What makes it so so ridiculous is that my internet provider is Greek, and any rare communications are in Greek, naturally. But this scammer sends their tat in English. I don't know what benefit they would have from having my password but I presume they'd be too thick to do anything with it anyway if they continue to send out scams in the wrong language. Anymore blatantly blindingly obvious ones these days? I know there are plenty which are really dumb but would you think the wrong language is about the dumbest?
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@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
9 Dec 09
yeah that's pretty dumb, but don't be too sure that they're too dumb to use it. They're probably hoping that you use that same password for things they can use such as paypal. My financial stuff always has a different password from everything else.
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@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
9 Dec 09
I didn't give them a password for them to use, I wouldn't fall for that one. Everything has a different password these days. I presume they were trying to scam greek email addresses so most of the people who got it wouldn't have been able to read it anyway.
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@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
9 Dec 09
I'm sure you wouldn't but they were hoping...
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
9 Dec 09
Quick have a look in box 7 before they get changed again.
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@minx267 (15526)
• Hartford, Connecticut
9 Dec 09
Wow, Give those idiots a sign! Sorry been watching to much redneck comedy lately! Yep that is certainly one of the stupidest I have heard in a while!
@minx267 (15526)
• Hartford, Connecticut
9 Dec 09
lol.. I am still chuckling as I type.. you draw a funny picture!
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@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
9 Dec 09
Hi minx, I thought so too. They were probably from the land of scammers anyway and had worked so hard to put it into English for all the Greeks who use the Greek system in Greek.
@zandi458 (28102)
• Malaysia
9 Dec 09
Aren't they trying to be smart but in the most stupid way? They were caught with their pants down and their tactics to scam others only backfire on them as they aren't aware that they have used the wrong lingo. It is the most stupid thing for anyone to reveal their password as it is supposed to be a guarded secret of the user. Some people thought they can fool the web surfers with their intimidation. Lately they have been a lot of those rubbish in my emails too requiring personal info and one that is obviously a scam mail was purportedly from paypal requiring me to update my personal particulars. It gives me added job deleting all these dubious mails from my emails. Wrong language used is obviously the first give away sign that the sender is a con person trying to rope in unsuspecting people in the net.
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• United States
9 Dec 09
I usually don't get anything in the wrong language. I love the ones that say my account with a certain bank is in jeopardy & they need to confirm my info. Funny I don't have an account there, never have. Same w/ the inheritances from some obscure relative overseas.
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@ANTIQUELADY (36440)
• United States
9 Dec 09
Fortunately i don't get stuff like that. sorry u do.
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@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
9 Dec 09
Hi Aunty, how's Ryan doing? Feeling better I hope and enjoying plenty of ice cream for this sore throat. No scam mails? They probably go straight into that box you have where mine went.
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@ANTIQUELADY (36440)
• United States
9 Dec 09
Yassou niece, thanks for asking about ryan. he went back to his daycare yesterday which i didn't think was a good idea but of course i wasn't ask what i thought. I check my scam box all the time but get very few. Have a good one.
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• United States
9 Dec 09
I had one of those in the mail, where I was supposedly some long, lost relative of thus-and-such person destined to inherit their million plus dollar estate if I provide these people with some facts about myself, such as birth date, Social Security Number, mother's maiden name, etc. to verify that I am in fact who I am saying that I am. First, they contacted me, so why would I have to prove who I was? Second, this person was from England or some other country on the other side of the ocean, so why was their estate valued in American dollars? Third, the letter was supposed to be from a legal firm in said country, but their English was atrocious! As far as I know, there might be some discrepancies in certain words from American "English" to UK "English" but the main principles of the language remain the same. This was like the person either did not go to school or they did not speak English very well. Either way, why would I want to respond to a legal firm that represents itself in such a manner, even if I did actually believe that what they were trying to "sell" me was real.
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
9 Dec 09
Purple you have the wrong head on. I can't even do her anymore without the head as inspiration - I saw her yesterday on one of Bill's and he wasn't amused, hang on, it's coming back now, absolutely you are right to send off the money to the scammers who are scamming the beloved members of the beloved side of mylot.com.
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• United States
10 Dec 09
Thea, the last time I checked my head was not "interchangeable", since I am not a Mrs. Potatohead or anything, so I am pretty sure that I do in fact have the right head on. Just for that, I should send your flag back to you unwashed and wrinkled! By the way, when you said "ironed", you did not by any chance mean with like a curling iron or something, did you?
• United States
9 Dec 09
Yes, that really is one of those "duh" ones. I have not gotten any of the lottery ones that I can remember, but I have gotten one that said that I had to send a small amount of money as a processing fee, but in the end I was going to get a million dollars (or some outrageous sum of money) after all the "processing" was complete. Hmmm ... I think I'll keep my money, as it is guaranteed not to be a scam, thank you.
• United States
14 Dec 09
i've gotten one or two in the wrong language.. i suppose it may be a good thing they don't attempt to translate it,with some of the online translators it could end up hilarious. they probably don't check the origin of the email address.
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
16 Dec 09
Hi scarlet, yes I've had a few in German this week which really is a bit pointless. But the idea of scammers pretending to be your own internet provider who only send rare things out but only ever in Greek, in bad English, is really too stupid for words.
@pergammano (7682)
• Canada
9 Dec 09
Sounds like they are so dumb, thea...they think the computer will automatically transcribe it into Greek...or whatever language of the Country they are trying to spam. And what else is so inane..is to use your ISP, or your Bank. All of that is passe even in my books...and I am a computer neophyte. We have the big FedX one running around again, and the Hallmark Card one. Right in the middle of a long reply to your last discussion, my computer shut down for upgrades...now I must regather my thots! HUGZ & Cheers!
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
9 Dec 09
Hi shirley, I rather doubt they even know they are scamming a foreign country. I'm sure if some Greeks who read English get it they will be on the phone shouting at the telephone company if they are patient enough to wait through your call is waiting in a queue. I worked out the formal ending of the verb to wait listening to that one. Hallmark cards, wonder what they are up to? Your 'thots' have the Swedish tone of Fjaril I see. Hugs back.
@zed_k4 (17589)
• Singapore
10 Dec 09
I won't ask which email account you are currently using, but I highly recommend using Gmail. For me, at least, very minimal and almost to a 0 spam for me, and I get to enjoy my real emails from people that I want, instead of a Viagr* scammy one.
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
10 Dec 09
Zed your really should have realised that I'm a technophobe by now and could no more change my email account than I could climb on my roof. Mine stems from having a website out there previously which carried the email address, when it started getting the junk mail it went from 30 a day, to 70, and by the time it hit 130 a day someone showed me how to put filters on. I know it still comes to the computer but I dread to think of the quantity, but I don't see it. Usually I just get about 10 pieces of junk a day. I really need to find out how to delete the millions which must be sitting in the background somewhere but am clueless, as can't find the spam box everyone speaks of. @Purple, don't you want to give your wife a good time with your enlargements?
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@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
12 Dec 09
I don't see any of them but know they come in as when it says messages to server they come in but I don't know the numbers now - anything with certain words in the subject box just don't come to my attention. I haven't got the patience to sit pressing delete endlessly.
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• United States
11 Dec 09
Thea, I do not have a wife, but if I did have a wife I would still not have the proper equipment to need or use that type of medication, since I am female. Well, I suppose that I could buy a toy one, but I still do not think that the medication would help there either, although batteries might.
@PeacefulWmn9 (10420)
• United States
9 Dec 09
Yes, that is pretty dumb lol. I've won millions of dollars from overseas, and lotteries from various countries, and heaven knows what else. Thank goodness that when we've been online a while, we catch on quickly to what is real and what is a scam! Some scams are so transparent, others look pretty real, but I never, ever give out my passwords or govt. or financial or other personal info. Karen
@bounce58 (17380)
• Canada
9 Dec 09
I have received a couple of weird looking emails last week. They were not in Greek, but in a grammatically-incorrect English sort of way. I say weird because the email itself was trying to be formal. It made it sound like it was coming from a big company. The funny thing is, the sender's email was from a hotmail address. The gist of the email: I could receive a new laptop, and work part time, if I could just send some banking information.
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
10 Dec 09
Hi Mr Bounce, no ones offered me a new lap top yet, I'll be ready for it now and will know not to be taken in. They are mostly always grammatically incorrect and I think the Nigerian scammers who were pretending to be the FBI used English English as opposed to American English, in their spelling. Spotted many English FBI agents around your parts lately?
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
10 Dec 09
I want to know how much they earn from it, could be a good career move. Does one have to move to Nigeria first?
@bounce58 (17380)
• Canada
10 Dec 09
So, you mean that millions I am working on with my Nigerian friend is not real? Oh no! But, how will the frozen assets be released? Insert sarcastic comments here.I am already expecting it in my bank account. Insert more sarcastic comments here.Should have known by their English English.