Seasons Beatings

@p1kef1sh (45681)
December 19, 2009 4:52am CST
Was how a piece of spam was signed off to me today. Apparently I can win a whole host of very exciting and kinky things just be signing up to their site. The choice ranged from canes and whips, through clamps of one sort or another, "stimulators' (BOB I think), masks, handcuffs and even a straitjacket. Phew! So shall I sign up. What would your choice of "gift" be, I quite fancy the handcuffs........ LOL.
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13 responses
• United States
19 Dec 09
I think you should put in for a straightjacket! I think it would be absolutely stunning on you.*Chuckles*
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• United States
19 Dec 09
Hi. I know you are just stalking me when I happen to show up so that I will approve you as a friend. It is done! I just forgot to go in and do it the other day. I'm getting old and forgetful, ok?*LOL*
@p1kef1sh (45681)
19 Dec 09
Oh yes. But who would let me out....or is that the idea. Stuck for life!
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• United States
19 Dec 09
Naaaa, I would let you out, occasionally.*L*
• India
19 Dec 09
Ah Mr.Fish, as my friend fjaril, has mentioned, I would prefer a BOG, if it is available. No need for handcuffs, plain rope will do. Psst. tell me the name of the website. Please, Please, Please. Otherwise I will cry.
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• India
20 Dec 09
Baa, (sniff, sniff),Baa.Please Mr.Fish, find out, sob, sob.
@p1kef1sh (45681)
19 Dec 09
Something life I think. I deleted it. I'll let you know if I receive it again.
@blackbriar (9075)
• United States
20 Dec 09
-c0cks eyebrow- Really now, p1ke? So? Quit hogging all the goodies for yourself....wheres the darn link? Well, can't give ya a glimpse into my dark warped mind without mylot banning me sooo...gonna just have to leave it up to YOUR imagination..
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• United States
20 Dec 09
ughhhhhhhhh!!! -priority mental note- Watch what I say here being I know most these peeps over at the other place.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
20 Dec 09
Now do you REALLY want me to use my imagination. That might be a step too far! LOL.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
20 Dec 09
"C0cks eyebrow" - It's big Captain - but heck that enormous!!
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@wiccania (3360)
• United States
21 Dec 09
As much as I love a good spanking every now and then, I think I'd go for something in the way of restraints. Nothing beats being handcuffed or tied down and nailed senseless, LOL. Well, maybe a few things beat it, depending on who your partner is. A straitjacket would certainly be interesting though, never would have thought of bringing one of them into the bedroom, but I bet that would be a lot of fun.
@p1kef1sh (45681)
21 Dec 09
I'm with you on that. In fact I'm all for fun however it's done. But no blood!
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@littleowl (7157)
21 Dec 09
Hi p1ke, wow what a choice I think I would choose the whip then I could get everyone into submission and make them do what I want instead of me doing it..a lash here and there on a couple of people I know wouldn't go amiss!! hugs LoLo
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
21 Dec 09
LOL. I am sure that you can think of a few LoLo. Mind my back........ Oh, go on then. XXXX
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@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
21 Dec 09
Wait there, I'm coming over with the broom....
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
21 Dec 09
Oh my. Why is my heart pounding.......
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@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
22 Dec 09
overactive imagination?
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@royal52gens (5488)
• United States
19 Dec 09
I don't think you should sign up for any of it. I will just tie you up with ribbons and add some bows. Then I will attach a gift card and send you in the mail to my house. You can keep me warm at night. Pay special attention to my feet as they get cold a lot. Better yet, I will get some slippers and a parka.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
19 Dec 09
Mmmmm. I'm on my way.
@saundyl (9783)
• Canada
22 Dec 09
Hmmmm not into pain but the handcuffs well those could totally be interesting.
@p1kef1sh (45681)
22 Dec 09
My thoughts too. Delicious. LOL.
19 Dec 09
Hi P1key, I would have gone for the straitjacket myself but I won't be able to scratch my nose and I can't stand it when my nose is itchey, lol! hugs. Tamara xxxx
@p1kef1sh (45681)
20 Dec 09
That's true Tamara. I couldn't stand not to be able to scratch!
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@catdla1 (6005)
• United States
19 Dec 09
I think you should sign up for all of it. But won't fjaril wonder where all of his 'stuff' went? I'm glad you didn't list feathers, lace and fur. At least my treasures are safe....oops. Pretend you didn't hear that. Shhhhhhhh
@p1kef1sh (45681)
19 Dec 09
Ah ha. Gotcha!
@aerous (13434)
• Philippines
20 Dec 09
I think I need more time to decide because those things is unbelievable. How can we win for a gift by just signing up...?
@p1kef1sh (45681)
21 Dec 09
That's the wonderful world of capitalism.
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@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
19 Dec 09
Order me a cane would you pikey, then I'll be able to get a safe lift if the car breaks down on the way home.
@p1kef1sh (45681)
19 Dec 09
Is that how you "persuade" assistance in Greece Thea? LOL. No wonder they all look so happy!
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
19 Dec 09
Ha, you didn't see my hitch hiker discussion I see. Here the pensioners get around by using their canes to flag down cars to get a lift. What were you thinking of to put such a mis impression on my innocent words.
• Spain
19 Dec 09
Pikey, don't be foold by that innocent attitude. She's a very naughty girl, and she's corrupted me and the bunny. We were both very innocent until we met the Greek Girl - honestly! Thea, I thought you were into three legged ladders at the moment, or are you going for a collection of canes to make the ladder? Just curious.
@matsulori (269)
• United States
21 Dec 09
When I read the title to this discussion, I thought it was a bad taste husband/boyfriend beating his wife/girlfriend "joke." I'm glad I'm wrong LOL! By the way, what does BOB mean? Oh, and I think I would fancy the tantric love chair. Cheers!