I'm telling
By TheRealDawn
@dawnald (85137)
Shingle Springs, California
August 27, 2010 10:43am CST
na na na na na
It's my turn!
Mine!!!
Girls have cooties!
No boys have cooties!
First comes love, then comes marriage....
I know you are, but what am I?
I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!
My Dad is better/bigger/stronger/meaner/smarter than yours!
Things that kids say that adults don't. What do you remember that you or your friends used to say as a kid that you don't say any more? Or maybe you do?
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@cynthiann (18612)
• Jamaica
27 Aug 10
Skipping Game: Mathew Mark, Luke and John. Please will the next one follow on.
My bonny lies over the ocean
My bonny lies over the sea
My Daddy lay over my Mummy
And that's how they got little me
(Took me years to figure out this one
)
Oh dear what can the matter be?
Three old ladies locked in the lavatory
They were there from Friday to Saturday
What a Calamity!
Hand clapping game:
My Mummy says I never should
Play with the gypsies in the wood
If I did then she would say
Naughty little girl to disobey!
Rude verses:
Please keep off the grass
And let the ladies pass
Here comes the Keeper
Sliding on his
A*s no questions
Tell no lies
Have you ever ever seen a gentleman doing up his
Flies are a nuisance
Bees are worse
and that's the end of my little verse.
Did you mean something like that?
)
Oh dear what can the matter be?
Three old ladies locked in the lavatory
They were there from Friday to Saturday
What a Calamity!
Hand clapping game:
My Mummy says I never should
Play with the gypsies in the wood
If I did then she would say
Naughty little girl to disobey!
Rude verses:
Please keep off the grass
And let the ladies pass
Here comes the Keeper
Sliding on his
A*s no questions
Tell no lies
Have you ever ever seen a gentleman doing up his
Flies are a nuisance
Bees are worse
and that's the end of my little verse.
Did you mean something like that?
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@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
27 Aug 10
Skipping games, that could be a whole new discussion.
We had:
On top of old Smokey
All covered with cheese
I lost my poor meatball
'Cause somebody sneezed
It rolled out the table
And onto the floor
And then my poor meatball
Rolled out of the door
It rolled through the garden]
And under a bush
And now my poor meatball
Is nothing but mush
@sunnycool (12714)
• India
27 Aug 10
Do wake me up when you're done with your TELLING
I shall start mine --- wouldn't let you sleep then 

@sunnycool (12714)
• India
27 Aug 10
Splashes cold water at dawn ---- wake up...it my turn 



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@sconibear (8016)
• United States
27 Aug 10
Well, I remember that the comparison of rubber to glue was quite popular amongst my circle of friends......every now and then I still find remnants of hurtful comments which in a fit of anger I yelled at someone, not realizing they had transformed into their rubber state, thereby rendering my rude comments to them useless and having them bounce back and stick to me.......because as everyone knows, when a comment recipient has transformed into their rubber state, the comment giver automatically transforms into their glue state.........unless of course you utter the magic phrase, "....INFINITY, NO GIVE BACKS!" which naturally render all rubber/glue situations and "I know you are but what am I's" absolutely harmless.
[i]Blue blue,
you have the flu,
I don't wanna play with you![/i]
[i]Blue blue,
you have the flu,
I don't wanna play with you![/i]
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@BlueAngelRS (2899)
• Canada
29 Aug 10
Yup I've heard that saying too what ever bounces off me will stick to you...
@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
27 Aug 10
Yeah, funny how that one turns around on you!

@dorannmwin (36392)
• United States
30 Aug 10
This is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and now they'll keep on singing it just because this is the song that never ends. . .
There is another one that I can think of too, but the whole thing isn't coming to my mind right now (and to be honest, I'm kind of glad about that because I really don't need two of these kinds of things going through my mind at the same time.
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@bounce58 (17380)
• Canada
30 Aug 10
I think I was fond of saying, "when I grow up..."
I know I remember thinking that when I grew up, life would be better. I think I'm all grown up and life has not been better. Maybe it did for a brief moment, but it's been downhill for a while.
In any case, it gives me a reason to stop saying it, grown up or not.


@sid556 (30953)
• United States
1 Sep 10
Really? That is all I thought about ....turning into an adult. I can look back to being 4 and 5 yrs old and just dreaming of being on my own. All my play time revolved around being grown up and having my own place. I counted down the days from the time I was like 12. I was pretty obsessed. My mother used to get very upset. I remember being about 13 or 14 and asking her what she was going to do in a few years when she couldn't just "tell me what to do". Being independent was my main goal and I have to say...I got what I asked for. Not been easy but I never expected it to be.
@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
1 Sep 10
I never really did, just sort of took each day as it came. I'm still very much that way.
@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
31 Aug 10
I don't really think I thought of "when I grow up" much when I was a child...

@BlueAngelRS (2899)
• Canada
29 Aug 10
I remember hearing all the examples you gave but I also remember one more I can't think of any others lol But sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me....
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@3SnuggleBunnies (16374)
• United States
27 Aug 10
The Miss Suzie patty cake songs and of course jump ropes songs like Cinderella dressed in yella made a mistake and kissed a snake...
But you know many of these things are not acceptable in school anymore. I asked my oldest if they can say "Jane & John sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g, first comes love then comes a baby in the baby carriage ...." she said NO it's considered bullying and or a put down... not just normal school yeard banter.
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@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
27 Aug 10
I haven't heard any of those things from my kids, not sure why...
@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
28 Aug 10
that's my name don't wear it out - brings back memories! :D


@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
29 Aug 10
Nope they didn't use that one in the 70's, but I've heard of the other ones.
@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
27 Aug 10
Far as I recall, it was the dad when I was growing up...
@paula27661 (15811)
• Australia
28 Aug 10
“I don’t wanna play this game anymore!” That is a phrase I used frequently when I was a kid because I used to become bored very quickly. I may not say it anymore nowadays but I sure think it, especially when I’m trying to catch up on the housework!

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@blue65packer (11826)
• United States
28 Aug 10
Favorite lines as a kid where; No he did it! sticks and stones maybe break my bones but words can't hurt me! I still use that one as an adult! Na na na your it! First comes love,then comes marrige then comes baby in the baby carriage! those are some of the lines from my children! Some of the bads one where;you're weird! You are fat! You have a big butt! (I have had a weight problem all my life but it wasn't bad as a child like it is today!) My parents even had one for me when either one was angry at me and it was "you're stubborn ae your mother/father!" I was but worse and it has helped me out through the years!
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@musicxrules (143)
• United States
28 Aug 10
I remember all of those, except for the rubber/glue thing. Funny you should bring this up, because I was just thinking how differently we all acted when we were children. I remember we used to think "stupid" and "shut up" were bad words. We also would say "Ooh, you're in trouble!" I can't seem to remember many at the moment, so I'll just leave it at that.
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@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
29 Aug 10
I wish I could get my 13 year old to stop saying "stupid", especially to her brother (he has autism)...
@hardworkinggurl (37062)
• United States
27 Aug 10
Sticks and stones may break my bones but name will never hurt me.
Ha, or was that adults who use to say that to me.
See I can't remember.
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@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
27 Aug 10
I think it was the adults saying to tell that to the other kids who are doing the name calling.























