World of Romance
@Professor2010 (20156)
India
September 30, 2010 3:44am CST
Friends I got this in a forwarded mail now,
sharing with all of you, may be for fun.
It says, in the world of romance, one single rule applies:
Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points, do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system:
SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) in the rain (+8)
But return with beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (+1)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-20)
SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with an old school friend (-2)
Named Tina (-10)
Tina is a dancer (-20)
Tina has silicone implants (-80)
HER BIRTHDAYYou take her out to dinner (+2)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+3)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And its all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team (-10)
A NIGHT OUTYou take her to a movie (+1)
You take her to a movie she likes (+3)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'Death Cop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)
YOUR PHYSIQUEYou develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)
THE BIG QUESTIONShe asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) (Yes, you lose points no matter what)
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)
COMMUNICATIONWhen she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-4000)
Friends I liked this and I am sure you too will like. I checked my score, it was very low. Please comment on this. You may check your score, if you like and have time.
Professor
sharing with all of you, may be for fun.
It says, in the world of romance, one single rule applies:
Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points, do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system:
SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) in the rain (+8)
But return with beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (+1)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-20)
SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with an old school friend (-2)
Named Tina (-10)
Tina is a dancer (-20)
Tina has silicone implants (-80)
HER BIRTHDAYYou take her out to dinner (+2)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+3)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And its all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team (-10)
A NIGHT OUTYou take her to a movie (+1)
You take her to a movie she likes (+3)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'Death Cop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)
YOUR PHYSIQUEYou develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)
THE BIG QUESTIONShe asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) (Yes, you lose points no matter what)
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)
COMMUNICATIONWhen she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-4000)
Friends I liked this and I am sure you too will like. I checked my score, it was very low. Please comment on this. You may check your score, if you like and have time.
Professor1 person likes this
9 responses
@dorannmwin (36392)
• United States
2 Oct 10
What a fun quiz. I'm happy to announce that my husband was on the positive side, but just barely. You see, even if he would have had a score that was negative thousands of points it wouldn't really have mattered to me because he is my husband and I agreed just over six years ago that I would love and cherish him no matter what. There are always going to be good and bad times in a relationship and that is part of what a relationship is.
@kristeena (358)
• Philippines
1 Oct 10
I like this game, to think that the dancer sounds like my name,hahaha! I will make it a double negative points,grrr!^_^
@Hatley (163772)
• Garden Grove, California
30 Sep 10
hi professor I needed a laugh and got a bunch and the more I'read
the more I laughed. This is so cute and I am a widow so have no
guy to check it on. my hubby would probably have got a low
score but yet he was pretty smart and might have aced it too.
I know he would have laughed long and loudly while reading
this. I did not try to rate myself as I was afraid I would
come out bad, sorry.but I enjoyed reading this and remembering
my own marriage.my husband was pretty darned good as he helped
me with the kids and the baths and reading to them. the only
chore he would not do was the dishes. lol lol we did like the
same kind of movies but he liked some tv shows which I thought
were just silly like I Dream of Jeanne, and Green ?Acres and
'Beverly Hills hillbilly. but anyway it was a really good marriage.
@tigeraunt (6326)
• Philippines
30 Sep 10
dear professor,
i found this interesting and at the same time funny. 
i find the partner here is somewhat one sided. 
i enjoyed reading.
thank you.
ann
i find the partner here is somewhat one sided.
i enjoyed reading.
thank you.
ann
@luxlyangels (1286)
•
1 Oct 10
i love this.
this is so fuc.ing hilarious.
haha LMFAO ROTFLMFAO
This is nice and i think i am gonna share it on facebook.
Thanks professor lol
@doormouse (4599)
•
30 Sep 10
oh dear,i've just done this for my man,he scored -15,oops,,but i still love him dearly though
@doormouse (4599)
•
30 Sep 10
oh dear,i've just done this test for my man,he scored -15,oops,,,but i still love him dearly though
