the dark forces, they are growing

I have just deleted my response. Can't really remember what I said but oh well - here we go again! It s all codswallop my little blue bunny. Pure codswallop. They creepy crawlies and th flying thingies will all kill themselves off or migrate to another planet. Do not fear anything but the rat bat. The rat bat is evil incarnate and I speak from personal experience after one invaded my home for over six months many moons ago. So this is what you do:: Smear all exposed skin to stop then from landing on you and taking a bite. Cover hair with a tam or shave it off as if they land in your hair they have to be cut out by using scissors. Wear sun glasses. Follow my first hand experienced advice and you will be safe! Rat Bats are to get rid of. They are cruel and tenacious and made my life a misery. Down to rat bats!!

i'm not in the mood for addressing fiction right now. this was amusing though.

We need to hang on and hope for the respite that the cold and snowy winter will bring. The insects and bugs, the dark forces will be covered over with the snow and ice and they will go away. Do not discount the bats, they are secret agents that will devour the ravening hoard.

Bats are not insects all the best urban

We brave warriors could call Teriminix (exterminator) We have China taking over the US and insects taking over the world, oh no LOL

I'm not sure where it's going, or if it will get there in my lifetime. Just to be on the safeside though, I'm being extra careful when I tell some one to 'bite me'. Out of fear that the dark forces might think I was talking to them.

I think that the only sensible answer is for us humans to always go about in threes. That way we shall have six legs (and six feet with which to tread on creepy-crawlies) and the moths, butterflies, beetles, ants and other denizens of the dark recesses will consider us a larger and more scary kind of insect than them. Going about in threes would also have the advantage that we would be more Godlike (which is something we are often exhorted to be) and it would give census takers one third of the workload because they would be counting "hunits" (Human UNITS) rather than heads. Of course, public transport, such as coaches, trains and aeroplanes would have to redesign their accommodation but, since the seats are generally fixed on a track system to give flexibility, this would be no great problem. Traffic accidents would be greatly reduced because there would always be one person to drive, one to fix their makeup and one to talk on the cell phone. Drinking coffee would have to be shared between the two non-drivers.

I suggest we go around in groups of 4 with 8 legs and spin lovely arachnid webs and trap the little varmints. The lovely webs will catch both the winged creatures and the creepy crawlies. Later we can spin some lovely silk...

chocolate covered insects...

We have gangs of thug mosquitoes down here who try to take over the world every evening...swarming and biting like tiny starving vampires. They set their sights on our deck so we bought bug zappers that are not only effective but entertaning, too! Now that the weather is cooling armies of ants are trying to invade homes down here but we routinely murder them in their underground nests (since they bite!) so I'm not expecting to see any. Insect domination isn't going very well here.

At last, my message is spreading. You are right to fear the whole insect kingdom, but I cannot stress this enough. The moths are in charge. The only thing we can do is drink so much vodka that we won't even care. I'm going to start just as soon as I finish this post - no, can't wait that long. (goes off and pours king size vodka, takes large gulp). That's better! Now, where was I? Oh, yes. It's only fair to tell you just how evil moths are. They make wasps sting and mosquitos bite, by promising them 100 virgin wasps or mosquitos each in insect paradise, when somebody finally does for them with a fly swat. But here's the really dastardly part of the plot - they tell lies. There is an insect paradise, but there aren't any virgins left, because the moths got there first. That's how bad they are. Be afraid, be very afraid ...

We could just surrender. Do you think they will take prisoners? Maybe we will all have to move to the place where there are no insects--Antarctica. Bring a sweater.