You Know Women

right. this is funny.. i think. it's about the fact that i'm stupid sometimes, blonde by nature! and it isn't even a case of "you know women" .. my partner actually says "you know paula/pj" when i do something lol. we were sitting last night, and for some strange reason we started talking about turtles. i think it was because we were watching my name is earl, and darnell has "Mr Turtle" lol. my partner says, aww babe remember thise little yellow belly turtles that live in water i showed you? well the shop had these bigger turtles that lived on land the other day! .. wow says i, do they get really big? .. and my partner says no i don't think they get much bigger, ots tortoises that get massive. i said no way thats a lie turtles get fricking huge!! .. she said no babe, pet turtles don't get massive, terrapins are small, then turtles, the tortoises.. and i said HANG ON A SECOND!! what about those turtles that get massive, and can't be a pet any more and get put into the sea and leg eggs in the sand and crap? everyone burst out laughing at em and i was getting really angry and mad and banging my firsts like a kid cause no1 would tell me what they were all laughing at!! .. then my partner dried her tears and get her breath back to announce.. "babe, they dont put pet turtles into the sea when they are too big, they are SEA TURTLES, they are completely different!" shame. embarrasement. etc. etc. etc ;)

I remember one time my partner and me had very important meeting with a client. As was very nervous. I wanted everything to be perfect. I prepared documents, schedules and my diary. I also wanted to look really good. You know make up, dress, purse. After I did what I wanted to look like I asked my partner " how i Look" and he said OK. So I decided to change a dress. And again I asked him " how I look" and the same answer. I was furious. I changed clothes again. And I asked him again. Then he said " perfect" so I knew that I look really good and we can go.

Its the other way around in my relationship! Sometimes he'll let out a loud fart, or scratch himself or something kinda gross, and when I complain that its gross, he'll say 'I'm allowed to because I'm a man'. I actually get ready really quickly and he's usually the one who procrastinates and makes us late, so I've never really said about my womanly traits. Apparently though I 'enjoy' washing up! Yeah right!

Its better dude not to say and enjoy the life... who wish to get a kick on butt. hahaha

I'm not one of those women.lol..I'm ready before my husband is...I'm the one who waits for him!

This is a good one. I think if ever my husband wants to respond on this, he will tell you the story of finding out a strategy when he gets bored being with me at the mall. Whenever I ask him to accompany me with buying shoes, or clothes, or kitchen stuff, he would say "women are meditative shoppers" lol. "You know women", I'd respond. With him saying that, i would just laugh and let him go looking around while waiting for me finish shopping.