OMG, I smell pig!

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I have another effin' failed story for you, this really happened to me. About two years ago, I had problem with my stomach so I was urge to go to doctor and had a check up. My schedule was 11:00 am, Since I am working and the hospital was just near our office, I had to make a broken time. On my way to cross the street to the hospital, I stop in the center of the street, cars passing by and I find it difficult to cross cause they didn't stop. I suddenly felt something mushy type of thing thrown on my left side of cheek. When I look behind me there goes a truck with pigs, I guess that's for slaughtering. I run away and cross the street on the other side. I smell my self, OMG, I smell like pig. It was so stinky and I am wearing white tops, I didn't know what to do, luckily enough I have small tissue scattered on my bag. I wipe my face and some in my clothes but the smell wasn't gone. I text my bf what happened and he replied to me as if teasing me with a big laugh (he will accompany me to the hospital). I tried my best to clean up the mess and get rid of that stinky smell but I have to ride the public jeepney and reach the hospital. Inside the jeep, I still smell stinky, I have Benetton hot on my bag and spray all over but the smell didn't gone. I felt the man beside me slowly moving on his side, he smelled me . I have no other option, I just act like there is nothing happened, until at the hospital I smell stinky, so I spray again and wipe and wipe. I think when I reach the doctor's office, I am less stinky. I never want that happen again, oh no! I don't know what to do if that's happened again. I can't imagine riding an air-conditioned bus with that kind of smell, maybe they will kick me out of the bus.