I think not

@p1kef1sh (45681)
October 13, 2011 3:25pm CST
I said the other day that I may have a kidney stone. On my Facebook account I am now starting to see "relevant" adverts relating to urinary issues. The latest informs me that I can insert a "discreet" catheter! Now come on folks, you might not be able to see it but I sure as heck will know that I've got several (I won't boast and say exactly how many) inches of rubber shoved up my dooddah!
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@catdla1 (6005)
• United States
13 Oct 11
Forget Facebook. That video would go viral on YouTube. As far as being discreet, probably people would be so busy watching your face that they wouldn't notice the inches of rubber tubing trailing from your pants leg.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
13 Oct 11
The mini skirt didn't go viral!!!
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@catdla1 (6005)
• United States
13 Oct 11
That's because the tube wasn't there.
@p1kef1sh (45681)
13 Oct 11
I could always hang one from the waistband!
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@Hatley (163772)
• Garden Grove, California
13 Oct 11
hi pikey of all the things whatever would you want to do that as it would not help the kidney stone situation. How stupid.I know what you mean as the few times I was in the hospital they saw fit as I was not to be out of bed, to 'insert a catheter and you are darned right you would feel' those inches of rubber stuck into your dooddah. no fun at all and I insisted they remove the thing so they did so then I had all that fun with the bedpans and trying to function normally while flat on my back. some fun, not!!!
@owlwings (43897)
• Cambridge, England
13 Oct 11
There are various methods of treating kidney stones. One of the commonest is to blast them into little bits with ultrasound so that they can be passed with the urine. A catheter is often used so that those sharp little bits of sand can pass easily and won't hurt you or get stuck on the way or clog up the works. Just lie back and think of England. You usually get a mildly anaesthetic gel and are asked to cough at an appropriate moment.
@p1kef1sh (45681)
13 Oct 11
There may be occasions when a catheter is necessary Hatley. But I don't think that kidney stones is one of them. LOL. They sure won't be trying on me!!
@stephcjh (38473)
• United States
13 Oct 11
LOL. I hope you find out what it bothering you and you can avoid that.
@p1kef1sh (45681)
13 Oct 11
Me too Steph.
@RawBill1 (8531)
• Gold Coast, Australia
14 Oct 11
Hmmm, me thinks you will most definitely feel that! There is nothing discreet about having a catheter up Mr Wobbly at all!
@p1kef1sh (45681)
14 Oct 11
That's what I think too Bill. Not something that I want to experience in a hurry!
• United States
13 Oct 11
Since Facebook is about making money in order to allow the members to be their for free, am sure that the filters used certainly will catch all unmentionables. Ouch the rubber thingy sounds painful.
@p1kef1sh (45681)
13 Oct 11
Don't mention my unmentionables!! LOL.