Glass Dungeon

@p1kef1sh (45681)
October 29, 2011 11:01am CST
The work has begun here at P1ke Towers to put the house to bed and prepare it for next year's hordes. Next year we hope that the highlight will be our new glasshouse. The Boss has agreed to be the prime exhibit and visitors will be able to view her as she goes about her usual daily business of reading the paper, drinking copious amounts of alcohol and making curious guttural noises designed to ward off those folk that get too close. All with her normal beaming smile. Moving her up from the dungeon means that we also now have a completely open basement ready for us to install... well we don't know what. Any ideas would be very gratefully received. Old Creaky, our centenarian butler has the skills to provide us with something very special. But just what that should be is our dilemma.
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grandpa_lash
@grandpa_lash (5225)
• Australia
30 Oct 11
St. Andrew's Cross - Basis of a play room/dungeon
There are some wonderful bits of equipment available online that would turn it into a marvellous play room. You might have to get the Boss to take a class in whip-wielding, but I'm sure it would be worth it. Lash
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p1kef1sh
@p1kef1sh (45681)
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30 Oct 11
Perhaps a Dom in residence too? Giving master classes?
grandpa_lash
@grandpa_lash (5225)
• Australia
30 Oct 11
Leatherworking bench in the corner, save a fortune on cuffs, collars, whips, floggers, gags. Perhapa a suspension harness and a cage for the really naughty ones. The possibilities are endless. Lash
zralte
@zralte (4176)
• India
29 Oct 11
A game room, may be? Hmm...but would people want to see a game room. Play in it, sure,but just to watch......wait....I think I've got it............ How about ............old p1kef1sh chained to a wall with his conical bra, with nothing but conical bra?
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p1kef1sh
@p1kef1sh (45681)
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29 Oct 11
Maybe. Old p1kef1sh is getting a little smelly these days. But I suppose that might raise a smile!
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zralte
@zralte (4176)
• India
29 Oct 11
What's a little smell as long as people enjoyed the view, eh?
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TheRealDawn
@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
29 Oct 11
ok maybe it's too early in the morning, but I have no idea what you're talking about...
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p1kef1sh
@p1kef1sh (45681)
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29 Oct 11
Is it clearer now?
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TheRealDawn
@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
30 Oct 11
as glass
GreenMoo
@GreenMoo (11833)
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29 Oct 11
You could install state of the art gym equipment which could gather dust whilst you ignore it.
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p1kef1sh
@p1kef1sh (45681)
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29 Oct 11
Now that's an idea. But would people want to see it?
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GreenMoo
@GreenMoo (11833)
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30 Oct 11
Only if you used it. Because a home gym IN USE would be a major novelty.
Bonnie
@yoyo1198 (3641)
• United States
29 Oct 11
What is this? A reality exhibition without the tv cameras? Seems like I remember reading something about this glasshouse a while ago but you might give us a refresher. Perhaps turn the basement into a den or play room?
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Heather Echola
@GardenGerty (169474)
• United States
30 Oct 11
I guess if you want blood and screams you need to put a workshop with woodworking tools in the basement. Inexperienced operators are sure to cut themselves and scream a lot.
p1kef1sh
@p1kef1sh (45681)
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29 Oct 11
Glasshouse is for growing plants in. Basement is for gruesome stuff. A den or playroom (the latter might be interesting) are a little tame for our visitors who expect to see blood and hear screams...
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catdla1
@catdla1 (6005)
• United States
29 Oct 11
Whatever you choose, it better be something washable. Or dark, to hide the evidence. Maybe that coordinates with the whips, kneeling pads and cuffs?
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p1kef1sh
@p1kef1sh (45681)
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29 Oct 11
Something that doesn't show the blood eh? Good point.
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nannacroc
@nannacroc (4049)
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31 Oct 11
A mushroom farm is a good idea.
Heather Echola
@GardenGerty (169474)
• United States
30 Oct 11
Hot tub, sauna, bar, and perhaps a grill area. Then when people try to do a little cooking of snacks they can provide all the drama you need with burns and cuts galore.
p1kef1sh
@p1kef1sh (45681)
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30 Oct 11
Perhaps we could turn it into an ER to deal with all those burns!!
dragon54u
@dragon54u (31633)
• United States
29 Oct 11
I suggest a billiards table in that empty basement with a hot tub to relax in afterwards. It could be your fun room! Or perhaps a shuffleboard or bocci court with a waterbed in the corner where the loser can be punished.
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p1kef1sh
@p1kef1sh (45681)
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29 Oct 11
A bocci court? I don't know what that is. But it sounds fun.
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Patsie Hatley is Deceased
@Hatley (163772)
• Garden Grove, California
29 Oct 11
hi pikey why a computer room with monitor and all the fancy new electronic do dads everyone thinks they have to have. wifi with a lot of games on it and all sorts of electronic goodies. even an iport thingy like my son has that he loads modern music on my computer to bring his love of classical music mom into todays mmusical world. lol. a chaise lounge to rest on when tired of my lottingl a fridge with all sorts of goodies for when you wish to have a break from the net.a large screen television to watch favorite shows too. No dungeon this is a relaxing p lace to surf the net or listen to a favorite movie ow what have you.even bookcase for favorite books.
p1kef1sh
@p1kef1sh (45681)
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29 Oct 11
We already have a TV room, Library and computer room Hatley. Maybe we need something novel and excitingly different. I just can't thnk what though. I hate to think of Old Creaky doing nothing all winter long. He will seize up!