A Mysterious Question about Cats

@GreenMoo (11834)
May 24, 2012 5:03am CST
Cats can run like the wind. We all know that. When they hear the first piece of cat food fall into a bowl, or the whisper of someone opening a tuna can, they are there like a shot. So how come, when you are holding the door open for them, they can move so very, very slowly? Am I the only one who's cats' speed seems inversely proportional to how busy I am? In other words, if I'm holding a boiling hot coffee pot which is scorching through my fingers whilst I stand there like a lemon holding the door open, it will take them twice as long to saunter the few steps to the open door.
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@ElicBxn (63252)
• United States
24 May 12
I have no idea, but I sure do know the feeling! Gabby will dilly dally outside the door while we are trying to get her in, and worrying that Boo or Ping or Tony are going to dash outside!
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@ElicBxn (63252)
• United States
25 May 12
If I'm outside, she generally comes in fast enough, but when I'm letting her in... that seems to be a whole other thing!
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@GreenMoo (11834)
25 May 12
I have the same problem, but it's normally the dogs I'm trying to keep in. Sometimes it's just easier and quicker to scoop up the cat as I approach the door, and carry it in. Then of course there's the times when you call them. You stand there like a lemon calling and calling, then you give up and go to bed. Then, and only then, do you hear the piteous meouw outside the door.
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25 May 12
I can completely relate!! Every morning, my cat Alfie runs round the house like something out of the matrix trying to get me to feed him, he then follows me from room to room pulling at my trouser leg, jumping up to be lifted, and licking my hand [he thinks hes a dog by the way] .. and meowing like something not wise.. all to get out the door. My taxi pulls up, I grab my coat, bag and race out the door to my taxi to take me to work, which I'm already late for, and there's Alfie.. walking.. slowly.. down.. the.. stairs.. and rubbing against the door.. slow as you like, without a care in the world. as if he didn't even want out in the first place. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! lol!
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@GreenMoo (11834)
25 May 12
Love the picture! Mine always wait until I have my arms full before doing their incredibly slow sauntering thing, as they know I'll be needing to keep the dogs from escaping whilst trying to hold the door open and juggle. Fun for all!
@GardenGerty (157839)
• United States
24 May 12
With cats it is always "all about them". In the feeding scenarios it is all about them receiving the food they so anxiously desire. On the other hand, when going out the door it is all about receiving the homage they are due and your servitude. Those moments need to last absolutely as long as possible. I have a clip that I slide to prop the door open, so they can come and go as they please.
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@GreenMoo (11834)
25 May 12
Oh, so absolutely true. It's one of the reasons I like them so much!
@topffer (42156)
• France
24 May 12
Well observed ! Mine also is not the fastest cat in the world when he is near a door. I believe it is why a wise person has invented cat flaps. This one is a bit expensive, but classy : http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1158909/The-1-000-Swarovski-crystal-encrusted-cat-flap-creates-purrrfect-pet-entrance.html
@topffer (42156)
• France
24 May 12
Perhaps you need also a cat flap for the music room, even if some of your cats are smart enough to open the door -- I remember your discussion about a violin player and one of your cats --.
@GreenMoo (11834)
24 May 12
Cat flaps for people with more money than sense. I imagine that if I shelled out £1000 on something special for my cats, they just raise their tails to it to be difficult!
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@topffer (42156)
• France
24 May 12
Mine would be probably more interested by a mouse, but he is not snobbish : it is only an ordinary cat.
@inertia4 (27961)
• United States
29 May 12
I don't own a cat, but I can maybe say that is has something to do with the fact that they are independent animals and obviously very selfish animals.
@GreenMoo (11834)
30 May 12
I think it's those traits which make cat lovers love them so!
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@inertia4 (27961)
• United States
4 Jun 12
I would not mind having a cat. But I am allergic to them.
• United States
24 May 12
Cats have very diva like personalities. To the cat you are the pet and she is the master, and it is your duty to serve her.
@GreenMoo (11834)
24 May 12
I don't think it was David Attenborough, but we had a recording of someone similar which used to drive the cats absolutely wild. They'd stalk around the house searching for the intruder that was making the animal noises.
• United States
24 May 12
Get used to it, that's the life of a cat owner. At least your cat has never shout off the TV when you were trying to watch tv instead of paying attention to her.
• United States
24 May 12
And I bet you sit through the whole show till shes's done. LOL
@Soniasony (1827)
• India
24 May 12
So so cute .. I was laughing to the core when I heard that ..its so cute behaviour :)..Actually i had a pet cat 10 years back ..It used to freak out and just barge in when my mom opens the milk powder container!!! so cute..But may be I don remember her barging in slow anytime ..But I have seen it happen with so many other cats :)
@GreenMoo (11834)
25 May 12
I've never seen a cat barge slowly ;)
• United States
25 May 12
Simple. They don't want to come in, they have to decide to come in. when you open the cans of food , they come running because they Want to eat. Look that them like small furry teenagers! They are going to do what they want to do When they want to do it!
• United States
25 May 12
You don't own a cat, they own you!
@GreenMoo (11834)
25 May 12
Small furry teens is a great description. Love it!
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@BarBaraPrz (45662)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
25 May 12
That's the nature of cats... Harmony often indicates that she wants out by scratching the carpet, So I get up and open the door and she looks at me as if to say, "What? You want I should go out?"
@BarBaraPrz (45662)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
26 May 12
No, she has a couple specific spots, though. One by the stereo and the other in the hall.
@GreenMoo (11834)
25 May 12
Does she do that awful thing where she pulls the carpet up by the doors? When we had carpets our cats destroyed so many of them.
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@ekt1609 (34)
• Australia
31 May 12
Ha Ha! No your not the only one, mines even worse I will open the door for her then she will just sit there and stare at me. I am forever telling her to hurry up and that I dont have all day to wait around for her to make up her mind! But hey if I wanted a pet that did what we asked when I asked them to then I would have gotten a dog.
@GreenMoo (11834)
31 May 12
My dogs don't do what I ask them either!
@rkennedee (333)
25 May 12
You have a very funny and silly cat there GreenMoo. To answer your question this is because cats the the most stubborn pet in the world. They have no boss but themselves maybe your cat is doing this just to irritate you.
@GreenMoo (11834)
25 May 12
No, a goat is the most stubborn pet in the world. I know this from painful experience! At least with a cat you can scoop it up and pop it through the door!
@vertu007 (683)
• Romania
24 May 12
When you hold something how, everything will move slower than it should, but it's true, cats tend to do that. Of course they're in a hurry to eat, but not so much to get out when inside the house is warm at winter or cool at summer, it doesn't rain. Usually no dogs to chase them and they're an important member of the family while out there they're just a cat walking down the street.
@GreenMoo (11834)
25 May 12
Mine are always crowded around the door, waiting to get in. But when I open the door they stand up, stretch, look about ... and only then start moving!
@911Ricki (13588)
• Canada
28 May 12
My three cats are like this and its funny. When the food opens or they hear a toy they fly in the room. Yet, when you call them for their medication or even waiting for them they doddle along.
@GreenMoo (11834)
28 May 12
It's amazing how slow a cat can be when it wants to be.
• United States
25 May 12
lol, that is how cats are, they fell you are on their time and it doesn't matter what you have going on.
@GreenMoo (11834)
25 May 12
We're here solely to serve them.
• Jordan
24 May 12
I live on third floor, and I have the same observation. My indoor cat arrives at my feet within seconds as soon as I flip the lock of the terrace door to open it. Mind you, I sometime spend 10 minutes looking for it and calling its name. When it finally decides to respond, it slowly drags itself out of its hiding place (wherever it may be)
@GreenMoo (11834)
24 May 12
So next time you want to find the cat, just flip the lock on the terrace door and the cat will appear within seconds. Problem solved!