Someone, please shut me up!

@GreenMoo (11834)
November 15, 2012 7:00am CST
I have spent the whole morning going around humming Cliff Richard's Christmas song 'Mistletoe and Wine'. This is so wrong on so many levels. Firstly, it has to be the worst Christmas song in the whole world. Secondly, it's not Christmas. Thirdly, where did it come from? I swear I've not heard it on the radio or anything recently. Ever had an awful song stuck in your head? Is there a worse song than Mistletoe and Wine to hum over and over? Should I just shoot myself or is there an alternative solution?
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@dragon54u (31636)
• United States
15 Nov 12
You have my sympathy! Currently, there is a commercial playing on the radio for a play that features the song "Sisters" and it is trapped in my head--I hate that song! One line that keeps repeating, a truly ridiculous and offensive (to me) line is "Lord help the mister that comes between me and my sister and Lord help the sister that comes between me and my man." God, I hate that song! But there it is, in my head, looping around.. When I get something like that trapped I replace the words with dee-dee-dee and speed up the tempo to make it totally ridiculous. That usually chases the tune away, at least until I'm reminded of it again. Other times I change the words, substituting in this case "doggie" for sister and "dinner" for man. Try that and see if it helps!
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@GreenMoo (11834)
15 Nov 12
I've no idea what the song is that you're referring to. I'm quite tempted to look it up on youtube, but scared that it might replace the one that's already lodged there! It sounds even worse ...
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@BarBaraPrz (45475)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
15 Nov 12
It was "The Hanes Sisters" hit in the movie "White Christmas".
@GreenMoo (11834)
15 Nov 12
Nope. Rings no bells. And I absolutely will not look it up, just in case.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
15 Nov 12
Anything by Cliff Richard annoys me so having one of his naffier than usual songs stuck in my head would drive me batty. That said..."children are singing Christian rhyme..." Oh no, it's contagious... Hang on..."agaaa do do do shake pineapple ......." From the frying pan to the fire!
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
15 Nov 12
That sounds a great idea, but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE not my local supermarket.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
15 Nov 12
Wait until you are walking round the supermarket .......bring entertainment to the masses!
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@GreenMoo (11834)
15 Nov 12
That is SUCH a lame lyric. Christian rhyme indeed! My son suggested the Birdie Song, and I've been trying my best but it just won't stick. Maybe I should try it with the actions.
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@katsmeow1213 (28717)
• United States
15 Nov 12
Try turning on the radio to get a different song stuck in your head. I don't think I've ever heard that one. I'd probably shoot myself if I was humming Christmas tunes this early in the season, especially since I"m going around complaining non-stop that 2 of our local stations are already playing Christmas music around the clock. Way too early if you ask me!
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@GreenMoo (11834)
16 Nov 12
It IS too early! i don't want to think about Christmas until Christmas Eve! I've had youtube on playing music pretty much all the time I've been on the computer. No luck.
@Janey1966 (24170)
• Carlisle, England
15 Nov 12
Haha! At Mum's I have The Christmas Collection on 2 CDs. It's full of all the 'favourites' and I love to dig it out once I'm there at Christmas...usually on Christmas Eve lol. I resist up until that point! However, I do tend to skip Cliff so I DO know where you're coming from. As for songs in my head..not any at the moment but I did have a naff tune (can't remember what it was off-hand) that kept running over and over again in my brain and it was very irritating. It's ALWAYS the irritating tracks that stay with us, isn't it?
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@GreenMoo (11834)
15 Nov 12
I suppose that if it's not irritating then we don't notice and don't remember ...
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@Janey1966 (24170)
• Carlisle, England
15 Nov 12
So true!
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@mariaperalta (19073)
• Mexico
15 Nov 12
You sound like me on sunday. i heard that song grandma got run over by a reindeer. I was putting up the xmas tree and stuff in my cafe and singing it. Funny thing is I dont even like that song.
@BarBaraPrz (45475)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
15 Nov 12
It was a big hit for The Irish Rovers.
@GreenMoo (11834)
16 Nov 12
The who? I'm really showing myself up as being uncultured here, aren't I?! I think I must live in a bubble.
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@GreenMoo (11834)
15 Nov 12
Grandma got run over by a reindeer?! Never heard that one before! It's always songs we don't like which stick on our heads I think.
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@joycseer (845)
• Malaysia
15 Nov 12
Hi GreenMoo, you must be missing Christmas huh? =D Anyway, the season is just on its way...be patient.. LOL! Guess, the song might have just pop out in your head because it is the song most familiar with at that point of time. Sometimes, me too have a song which just suddenly pop out of my head and i start humming it whole day. Hehe.. it's normal. But, since you said it is an awful song which stuck in your head...hmm...i guess u need some silence in your head so that you would stop humming. Or try listen to other musics to change the channel in your head. Have a good day. =)
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@GreenMoo (11834)
15 Nov 12
I was trying to avoid thinking about Christmas actually! but maybe there was a little voice in the back of my head trying to remind me.
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@anne25penn (3305)
• Philippines
16 Nov 12
It's what we call LSS or last song syndrome. The last song that you heard, over the radio or tv, and it sticks to you like toilet paper that refuses to come off your shoe. The worst LSS that I had was with a local cheesy song by a local singer who I really hated. That song stuck for days and the reason why it stuck was because I was stuck in traffic and bored and the song played on the radio. Since I was bored, I started humming along. And then the song stuck. I suggest you try to listen to your favorite artist. This one worked for me to flush out that cheesy song from my head.
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@GreenMoo (11834)
16 Nov 12
I really don't remember having heard it anywhere. Honest! I haven't even been listening to the radio and I've not been in the shops. It's obviously been lurking in my mind for a while, looking for an excuse to pop out.
@mzz663 (2772)
• United States
15 Nov 12
The only way I know to quiet a song in my head that will not go away is to either start listening to something else or look the song up and listen and sing the whole thing. When I do that, usually there is something that triggers it, whetehr it's a melody to another song or a thought.
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@GreenMoo (11834)
15 Nov 12
I've been puzzling and puzzling about what triggered this one. I could swear i've not heard it, or heard it mentioned, recently.
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@jillhill (37354)
• United States
15 Nov 12
Today in fact...all morning I was running around work singing Yellow Submarine...now I never like the song when it was popular! Why now does it get stuck in my head? LOL
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@GreenMoo (11834)
16 Nov 12
People have been telling me that my subconscious has been trying to tell me that Christmas is approaching. I wouldn't like to speculate on what yours is telling you!
@Hatley (163781)
• Garden Grove, California
15 Nov 12
hi greenmoo you need to l isten to some old song you really love and maybe it will knoci the bad one out of your head. There is one worse than yours a commercial for Oscar Meyer Wieners sujng by a kid"I wish I was an Oscar Myer Wiener,thats what I truly would like to be, ca use if I was an Oscar Meyer wiener then everyone would be in love with me." the tune is catchy but the words help help help.not what one wants to keep going in your m ind.No don't shoot yourself just re place the awful song with one you love.
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@BarBaraPrz (45475)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
15 Nov 12
Hope the wiener song isn't going through your head now.
@GreenMoo (11834)
16 Nov 12
Thankfully I don't know the tune, but I'm appalled by the words alone.
@bounce58 (17387)
• Canada
15 Nov 12
I just saw a re-run of Die Hard the other night on cable. And yesterday I was singing/humming Frank Sinatra's 'Let it Snow' all day. It was so wrong too, because I hate it when it snows. I hate shoveling and I hate driving on it. I thought I was over the humming and singing this morning, but I guess this discussion has just reminded me again. [i]Oh, the weather outside is frightful, But the fire is so delightful And since we've no place to go...[/i]
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@GreenMoo (11834)
16 Nov 12
Sorry! Hope it doesn't last too long ....
@Orson_Kart (6096)
• United Kingdom
15 Nov 12
Don't fret, GreenMoo. I think you have just entered that time of life when Cliff Richard has become cool and acceptable. It happens to all of us and though Many a tear has to fall, but It's all in the game....
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
1 Dec 12
As the years go by we change our opinions about many things, but considering Cliff Richard to be cool is a serious stretch of the imagination. If that ever happens to me then I sincerely hope that nobody reports the incident to a psychiatrist.
@BarBaraPrz (45475)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
16 Nov 12
Your advice sounds somehow familiar...
@GreenMoo (11834)
16 Nov 12
That's it. I AM going to shoot myself.
@STOUTjodee (3572)
• United States
15 Nov 12
Oh, I hate that when that happens! I get songs in my head too, and I haven't listened to music and if that isn't enough it's a song you can't stand! Then if you listen to music, you'll get that song out of your head and then you'll have another one stuck there instead! Please don't "shoot" yourself!
@GreenMoo (11834)
15 Nov 12
Why is it always a song that you don't like, and never one you enjoy?
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• United States
15 Nov 12
Oh, I know what you mean! I have repeated ones like the theme song from Green Acres! What the heck, never even really watched that show, but I occasionally hear that theme song in my head!
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• Saudi Arabia
15 Nov 12
Hear some melodies or blues. Should cheer you up in some or the other way! There is a study showing that they are worth hearing and also reduces stress......
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@GreenMoo (11834)
15 Nov 12
Blues normally makes me want to fling myself from a high building I'm afraid!
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@ElicBxn (63235)
• United States
16 Nov 12
"Grandma got run over by a reindeer"...
@BarBaraPrz (45475)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
16 Nov 12
Grandma was knackered on eggnog.
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@GreenMoo (11834)
17 Nov 12
In that case, the poor reindeer probably didn't stand a chance.
@GreenMoo (11834)
16 Nov 12
Poor Grandma. You're the second person to mention her. These reindeer are a menace.
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@BarBaraPrz (45475)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
15 Nov 12
When Hawksley Workman's Warhol's Portrait of Gretzky first came out, I got a part of it stuck in my head. But what made it worse, was the part that stuck, I wasn't sure what he was singing! I later found out it was "pretty bloody sexy". http://www.songlyrics.com/hawksley-workman/warhol-s-portrait-of-gretzky-lyrics/
@BarBaraPrz (45475)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
16 Nov 12
My dad used to sing "horse and cabbage" instead of "horse and carriage", more to get a rise out of me than anything else. For some reason it was my favorite song when I was just a tiny thing.
@GreenMoo (11834)
16 Nov 12
My Dad had a whole range of songs to which he'd added the wrong lyrics. When I was growing up I was never sure if they were true or not ...
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@natliegleb (5175)
• India
15 Nov 12
its because your mind is stuck and you are wondering always ,that song about mistletoe is simple fab and i liked it ,just get over it
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@GreenMoo (11834)
15 Nov 12
I'm trying, I'm trying.
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• Greece
15 Nov 12
I wish I could help you GreenMoo but I have spent the day singing 'Underneath the Spreading Chestnut Tree' - with actions ! and it is not even topical. These songs must come from deep down in our subconscious and maybe you are thinking that Christmas is on the way. I've noticed that if I sing a song in a particular room then the next time I go into it I start singing it again. It is almost like a haunting.
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@GreenMoo (11834)
15 Nov 12
With actions, huh?! I think I will be thankful when this particular discussion gets forgotten, as each time someone responds I am reminded and off I go again!
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@Gamaplus (73)
15 Nov 12
I have never heard that song. But I do know the feeling of humming and irritating song. Just think of an equally irritating song to forget about the first:)
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@GreenMoo (11834)
15 Nov 12
I've had youtube playing a whole load of other songs this afternoon, sadly with no effect.
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@rockyk (159)
• India
16 Nov 12
I hate it when that happens. I have experienced it many times. Someone else is singing it. He stops and I end up singing it constantly. Or it just keeps going on and on in the mind. Well, looking at the positive, at least it stops those irritating thoughts that keep me troubling sometimes.