Wandering Eye Trouble

She was very clearly sending you one of those 'mixed messages'. Either, "I really get a kick out of embarrassing men. I have the POWER!" OR "I really want you to admire my chest. Look, I keep fussing with it!" OR "I think you are a really naughty man and I want you to think that I'm not really a 'loose woman' (but the thought of it still turns me on)" OR "Memo to self: I really MUST fix the button on this cardy which keeps coming undone." Your guess is as good as mine as to whether it really was a 'wardrobe malfunction' or whether there was some conscious/subconscious gestural communication. She was either as embarrassed as you were OR thoroughly enjoying embarrassing YOU for reasons not immediately clear.

Just a sec. (goes and adjusts cardigan). No...

gee... I thought you were talking about the "real" wandering eye http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strabismus My sister had surgery twice, once at 3 (1960-61) and once at 18 (1976) to try and correct this. These days they prefer to do the surgeries much earlier, even before the child is 1. As for your lady friend, I think I would've told her to go ahead and button it up. I don't do that unless I'm cold, and then I'll hold it or otherwise do it up. However, I am also no longer well endowed....

She knew exactly what she was doing! Having said that, the cardi may have been too small, perhaps?

For me yeah its a little problem. But its nothing serious, its a girl thing but you can tell her if she is feeling uncomfy with her clothing you can always offer something to cover it up and that girl would think you are gentleman. xx

Doing up a 'cardy' is just not done here (UK), I don't know why. I think it's about not covering up a pretty top. The problem with this is drafts. You wear a cardy for warmth right? Feel the cold, pull cardy shut; too hot open cardy - round and round. Why wear one? Habit, custom and mum :-( !!

It's all the fault of slippery fabric mate. It causes all sorts of problems. Well, either that or her boobies are too big or her cardigan is too small. Pick one.

Possibly you got things mixed up here....and YOU "were pulling your eyes over the wool", looking for booby traps?

hi pikey she was probably embarrassed byt he size of her boobs. I h ave never seen a woman do that around here. I am large so I just go what the heck and try to be natural and hope that people will look at all of me not just the boob section,.

I am bigger in that area so I am paranoid about not wanting to make others uncomfortable by them. I make sure if I am going out to make sure they are covered up in the right way and won't cause a scene! Lol. I don't like all of the attention on me so I would be mortified if it happened to me... When I was younger, going to clubs and such I was the opposite-if you could see cleavage it was all good. Lol, grown up a lot since then though...

Roving eyes, they say. Men tend to eye the chest department a fraction of a second later than the face but if the woman is well endowed the first look will always be towards the chest. It is instinctive. Yes, it is a common problem, these cardigan buttons coming undone all the time. May have been bought when she was slimmer and the bust was not so daunting.