Am I enjoying killing them far too much?
By AnjaP
@Rollo1 (16676)
Boston, Massachusetts
August 24, 2015 9:50am CST
I am electrocuting them. I am watching their tiny bodies spark up and incinerate. There's an acrid smell to the air as I execute them, one..two..three and four at a time.
Before you call the cops, let me explain...
I have had a plague of flies in my house for a couple of years now. They move into the walls of the house at the end of the summer, then hibernate until late winter when they start feeling those longer rays of the sun warm up the house walls. Then they come in and party. They are terrible. They are currently having a swarm through my house.
I ordered an amazing tool on Amazon. It's an electric fly swatter. It runs on two AA batteries which send an electrical current to the business end of the swatter. I simply zap these beasties into ashes.
I have been suffering through these cyclical invasions too long. I can't stand having these stupid flies buzzing around my house. This is my house,my domain! I have tried to evict them, but they won't go. So...NOW THEY DIE!
Maybe it's wrong of me to feel this way, but this thing is FUN
! I love the satisfying ZAP! when the electric grid connects to the body of a flying pest. Forget chasing them down and waiting for them to land, I can get them in mid-air. And I love it.
So, yeah. I am killing flies today. And it's making me happy. It's making me VERY happy.
It is wrong for me to love killing them?
! I love the satisfying ZAP! when the electric grid connects to the body of a flying pest. Forget chasing them down and waiting for them to land, I can get them in mid-air. And I love it.
So, yeah. I am killing flies today. And it's making me happy. It's making me VERY happy.
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7 responses
@glenniah (1197)
• Mandurah, Australia
26 Aug 15
@Rollo1 I was in Africa once and the person I stayed with kept opening windows and letting all kinds of insects out of the house. Can you even imagine how many insects there are in Africa? However, I digress, there will always be more and more insects attacking you in your home, but DON'T GIVE UP. WE MAY WIN IN THE END

@TexanTornado (5573)
• United States
24 Aug 15
Sounds like you having a real party of your own.
I can't say I know anyone who wouldn't enjoy what you are with your new little contraption.
I can't say I know anyone who wouldn't enjoy what you are with your new little contraption.2 people like this
@TexanTornado (5573)
• United States
25 Aug 15
@Rollo1
oh I bet.. I can get a visual of it, and the best part is you dancing around, and a big ole grin on your face.
oh I bet.. I can get a visual of it, and the best part is you dancing around, and a big ole grin on your face.

@Rollo1 (16676)
• Boston, Massachusetts
24 Aug 15
You don't have to squish anything. The head of the swatter flips to a 90 degree angle so you can even get spiders on walls and ceilings. It will zap anything. It's more for smaller bugs, though, but they have more powerful ones for bigger things like wasps.
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@glenniah (1197)
• Mandurah, Australia
26 Aug 15
Is it mosquitoes that die after they bite you, or some other pest? Hopefully it is those mozzies that bit you.

@GreatMartin (23670)
• Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
25 Aug 15
People make fun of all the lizards we have in south Florida but you won't find insects and/or bugs in our homes!
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@GreatMartin (23670)
• Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
25 Aug 15
@Rollo1 I have lived here for 60 years and I have yet to see a roaming alligator unless I went to see them in the Everglades!! Don't believe everything you read!











