Limerick

United States
September 6, 2006 6:47am CST
There once was a man from Aruba Who played everyday on his tuba Till he no more could hear So he cut off his ear And now he has taken up scuba (can you make up a better one?)
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sbeauty
@sbeauty (5865)
• United States
3 Nov 06
There once was a teacher named Kate, Who always came into school late. When she was away, Her class liked to play, So now unemployed she ain't great.
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rebelann1949
@rebelann (111081)
• El Paso, Texas
17 Aug 20
I like that limerick
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DJBounce
@DJBounce (84)
• Australia
6 Sep 06
There was an old woman of Heath Who sat on her pair of false teeth. Said the woman, "Oh dear, I very much fear I've bitten myself underneath."
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rebelann1949
@rebelann (111081)
• El Paso, Texas
17 Aug 20
That's a really good one @jabouk what do you think of this oldie?
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Jabo
@jaboUK (64362)
• United Kingdom
17 Aug 20
@rebelann This is excellent. Pity it's so old as the author is unlikely to be around.
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rebelann1949
@rebelann (111081)
• El Paso, Texas
17 Aug 20
I agree @jaboUK too bad too since the two of you could have a nice limerick exchange.
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makemoney
@makemoney (561)
• India
8 Sep 06
limirick guru ? .... cool ... well give some more !
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rebelann1949
@rebelann (111081)
• El Paso, Texas
17 Aug 20
Yeah, that's what I say, we need more limericks.
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krishna183
@krishna183 (2284)
• India
6 Sep 06
very cute.. u made it ??
DJBounce
@DJBounce (84)
• Australia
6 Sep 06
Just noticed you had the MyLot limerick as a suggestion... here goes... There is a new hotspot called myLot Where discussions can run cold or hot. Reading several posts Of taunts, questions and boasts Is enough to make me lose the plot!
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rebelann1949
@rebelann (111081)
• El Paso, Texas
17 Aug 20
Not bad, I couldn't have done any better.