How my mom gets rid of a rat

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I consider myself an animal lover, but sometimes even I think my mom takes her compassion for animals to a ridiculous extreme. A few months ago a family of rats had taken up residence inside the wall of her kitchen. They would come out at night and throw wild parties, chewing through cereal boxes and leaving their little tell-tale pellets in the cupboards. She tried one of those ultrasonic rat repellers, but they did not seem to bother the rats at all. Very reluctant to do anything that would harm the rats, she devised a plan to catch them alive and release them into the wild. I'm not sure where she thought they would go. I assume they would head for the nearest house. Amazingly, she managed to catch a couple of rats in a tall trash can with a hand full of dog food in the bottom of it. The rats were not able to scale the sides of their trap. Then it was time for the relocation phase of her plan. She placed the trash can in the back seat of her car and began backing out the driveway. She hit a bump which cause the can to tilt, and the rats were able to escape from their prison. She quickly exited the car. She left the car doors open so the rats could get out. That's not what they did though, they hid inside the dashboard. What she failed to consider was that my dachshund is crazy for rats. He slipped into the car and did some serious damage to the dash while trying to get at them. I think the rats must have found a way out through the engine compartment. The rats were never seen again, but the car still bears the scars of that incident.