Small Town Bumper Stickers Offer Wisdom
By Morgan
@OneOfMany (12150)
United States
December 11, 2015 10:11pm CST
I was reading the bumper stickers in my town the other day in the store, and even though a lot of it was redneck banter such as "Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog." Some of it was true. Such as the government's motto: "If it ain't broke, fix it until it is!"
Isn't that how it is? They try to 'fix' things, but really they are saying it, breaking it, and convincing you it's your fault so they need to raise taxes to make it better. I don't understand why we put up with it any more.
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6 responses
@Mike197602 (15504)
• United Kingdom
12 Dec 15
we dont have too many bumper stickers here.
Probably if i had one it'd say back off my car has ebola.
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@OneOfMany (12150)
• United States
12 Dec 15
My father got in an accident with his car when he was in high school and the engine had to be replaced, and it was really terrible. He put a bumper sticker on it that read: "Constipated: Can't Pass a Thing."
The principal called him to the office the one day and told him to turn the car around because he was tired of seeing that all day.
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@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
12 Dec 15
@OneOfMany hahahah, ok now that is too funny.
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@moffittjc (128837)
• Gainesville, Florida
12 Dec 15
That might be one of the reasons Trump is so popular in the polls right now! Americans are fed up with government, and Trump is not afraid to stand up and say what many Americans are thinking. It's such a shame that the American people feel all of our politicians have failed us, that we truly do not have a representative voice in our government anymore. Maybe we do need a major shakeup in Washington! The system is broke, and it needs some major fixing! Maybe we need to put a redneck up in the White House, because they sure are good at fixing things!
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@moffittjc (128837)
• Gainesville, Florida
12 Dec 15
...and I'm not trying to make fun of or belittle rednecks! It was a compliment in disguise saying they could fix things, because they are hard-working, honest, tell-it-like-it-is kind of people.
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@OreoBrownie (3755)
• Commerce, Georgia
16 Dec 15
It happened that way because we allow it to be that way. We vote for the people recruiting office.
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@OneOfMany (12150)
• United States
16 Dec 15
However, we're given terrible choices and each one leads to a bad direction. No one good sits in the office. This is like saying "why do I drive a terrible car and put up with it?" Well if their options are between a bad car and a terrible car, their situation is unlikely to improve.
@OneOfMany (12150)
• United States
12 Dec 15
We have a choice. The voice of the people has weight to it that the government should fear. It's just that we don't work together to oppose what's not right.
@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
12 Dec 15
I like funny bumper stickers, but none on the vehicles atm.
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@fishtiger58 (29819)
• Momence, Illinois
12 Dec 15
I like reading bumper stickers but would never put one on my car.
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@fishtiger58 (29819)
• Momence, Illinois
12 Dec 15
@OneOfMany That's a good one.
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