I, Donald Trump, have the answer to the Zika virus
By John Welford
@indexer (4852)
Leicester, England
January 27, 2016 1:59am CST
The terrible Zika virus is steadily marching north, shrinking babies' heads as it goes. It will soon be in the United States, carried on the backs of millions of South American mosquitos.
I, Donald Trump, can save American babies from having their heads shrunk. I alone have the solution.
What we must do is erect a huge mosquito net all along the America-Mexico border, high enough to prevent any mosquito from flying over the top, and sticking out into the sea at either end in case any pesky mossy thinks of getting round the side.
We have no choice, fellow Americans, we have no choice.
Who will pay for this? It's obvious. Mosquitos - the clue's in the name, they must have been invented in Moscow. We'll send the bill to Vladimir Putin.
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@everwonderwhy (7355)
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30 Jun 16
I think he would. And will make more and stronger security nets and will sell them to
U.K.
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@crossbones27 (53005)
• Mojave, California
27 Jan 16
Typical billionaire mindset. That is how they get so wealthy. The guy has never worked an honest day in his life. He has had people build everything for him had other people do his work while he just ran his big mouth. How do people fall into such a spell with this mass manipulator is beyond me.
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@everwonderwhy (7355)
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29 Jun 16
He makes money out of any strange entrepreneur ideas. He'll hire many legal people to make mozzie security nets; legal people to track down and catch them; and legal people to squash those horrible, attacking mozzies.
