I Am Captain America

@RussTeed (1498)
United States
March 17, 2016 6:15pm CST
No I'm not, I am the world's greatest liar. That is because of the stress from my days as a Secret Service agent. Then I gave up my psychiatry practice to become a trapeze artist. That was boring, so I took up chemistry. That was going well until the explosion. Who knew that just the right amount of nitroglycerin, when properly heated in a microwave, can eliminate one complete laboratory. Go figure. Photo: Pixabay Public Domain, free for commercial use. No attribution required.
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Oshy
@TiarasOceanView (70020)
• United States
18 Mar 16
You look very handsome RussTeed. However this accident happened, it was for your own good son. Is your friend The Hulk around as well? He is green.
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
18 Mar 16
The Hulk hates me, he is green with envy, lol
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vanny
@vandana7 (102698)
• India
18 Mar 16
Oshy...that is RussTeed when he was young...not now! lol. He has cleverly not put his recent picture up there..
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
18 Mar 16
@vandana7 Yes, that is me 30 years ago @vandana7
vanny
@vandana7 (102698)
• India
18 Mar 16
You should have tried being a pilot..
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vanny
@vandana7 (102698)
• India
19 Mar 16
@TheHorse ..Why not?
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The Horse
@TheHorse (238349)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Mar 16
Um, no.
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
18 Mar 16
Great idea! I just may give that a try!
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mommaj
@mommaj (23112)
• United States
20 Mar 16
The whole chemist thing explains a lot!
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mommaj
@mommaj (23112)
• United States
20 Mar 16
@RussTeed Tell me about it. I learned about mylot and watch out world! LOL
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
20 Mar 16
@mommaj Between the two of us, and Vandana, the world is in big trouble!
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
20 Mar 16
Ahaha! Yes, a little knowledge can be dangerous!
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The Horse
@TheHorse (238349)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Mar 16
I hope you're not my bartender.
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
19 Mar 16
I used to be a bartender, but a made a career change and because a neurophysicist.
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mommaj
@mommaj (23112)
• United States
20 Mar 16
@vandana7 I am so glad I am not the cleanup crew for something like that. I seriously cannot look at that stuff. EW.
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vanny
@vandana7 (102698)
• India
20 Mar 16
@mommaj ...I am enjoying water melon explosion...all red...pity I had to cut through cranium for it...it looked pretty neat then. Ah well..after explosion it is always dirty..whether it is bomb or water melon.
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Reine25
@Lucky15 (37391)
• Philippines
18 Mar 16
Haha. Hoping your chemistry teacher is just proud of you
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
18 Mar 16
Sadly, he was attending the microwave at the time. He thought my Hot Pockets were in there.
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Reine25
@Lucky15 (37391)
• Philippines
18 Mar 16
@RussTeed what the? Hahaha. The teacher should have known it was a "bait".
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
18 Mar 16
@Lucky15 It was an accident, I swear! (My fingers were crossed behind my back)
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Janet Hunt
@jahunt (1380)
• United States
18 Mar 16
Time for a new profession I guess. Are there any you haven't tried yet? Lol!
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
18 Mar 16
Ice sculpting! Yes! Wait, they don't get paid. And winter is over. Woe is me...
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Janet Hunt
@jahunt (1380)
• United States
18 Mar 16
@RussTeed haha! Think it over in your laboratory. You'll come up with something!
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Bluedoll
@Bluedoll (16770)
• Canada
20 Mar 16
Who said you were lying? Captain America can live in the heart of any person. Unless you are anti-american. Are you? Captain are you there? Captain?
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Bluedoll
@Bluedoll (16770)
• Canada
20 Mar 16
@RussTeed Mighty mouse will do. Yeah mighty mouse. anyone? who is mighty mouse? ha ha
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
20 Mar 16
@Bluedoll LOL Mighty Mouse was a cartoon character when I was a kid.
RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
20 Mar 16
LOL! Here I am to save the day! Wait, that was Mighty Mouse, oh well...
Teep11
@Teep11 (7673)
• United States
18 Mar 16
Oh wow! What an inagination. I'm glad you're here to tell the story. Another wow!
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
18 Mar 16
Yes @Teep11 I can tell some whoppers for sure! LOL
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Shavkat
@Shavkat (141905)
• Philippines
18 Mar 16
Would I encourage you to do experiments in your lab? Well, I think you should. You might be the next Albert Einstein.
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
18 Mar 16
Well, @Shavkat thank you for the confidence!
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Audrey
@lilnana1111 (2305)
• United States
18 Mar 16
You definitely have an imagination, lol.
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