Seeking a Position as a Beach Napper

@theBlock (2657)
United States
March 23, 2016 12:51pm CST
Hello all! Anyone out there know where I can find a job as a Beach Napper? I have oodles of experience. No one can nap longer on the beach more than I.... Well, except for @RussTeed . He's the master. But he already has a job as an Alley Napper.
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Oshy
@TiarasOceanView (70035)
• United States
23 Mar 16
I cannot nap on the beach. I can stay awake at the beach tho observing all the nappers and snappers lolz
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Timothy Roberts
@theBlock (2657)
• United States
24 Mar 16
Snappers--Lol!
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Oshy
@TiarasOceanView (70035)
• United States
24 Mar 16
@theBlock yes those haha
Tiff Gray
@T_gray (7774)
• Salina, Kansas
23 Mar 16
I don't know but let me know if you get the job, I would like to put my app in too.
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Timothy Roberts
@theBlock (2657)
• United States
24 Mar 16
@T_gray I got you!
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M.-L.
@MALUSE (69413)
• Germany
23 Mar 16
You should turn to the BNU (Beach Napper Union). They can give you further information. You should also consider the CNU (Cave Napper Union). After all, you should think of winter when hibernating needs to be organised.
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Timothy Roberts
@theBlock (2657)
• United States
23 Mar 16
@MALUSE Ha! Both unions kicked me out. I had always napped through their meetings.
Erly Maglangit
@cacay1 (83220)
• Cagayan De Oro, Philippines
26 Mar 16
Funny, hehehe, but I always experience every time I am at the beach, I like to sleep. not just a nap, maybe because of the cool wind.
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Erly Maglangit
@cacay1 (83220)
• Cagayan De Oro, Philippines
26 Mar 16
@theBlock , yeah, but just a nap hehehe, shameful ,loo. It must be swimming not napping.
Timothy Roberts
@theBlock (2657)
• United States
26 Mar 16
@cacay1 Sleeping on the beach, and in the shade---Heaven
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DianneN
@DianneN (247103)
• United States
26 Mar 16
You can join all the others here in Florida. Qualifications: driving very slowly in the car, eating dinner at 4:00PM, and having blue white hair. If so, you have the job!
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DianneN
@DianneN (247103)
• United States
26 Mar 16
Timothy Roberts
@theBlock (2657)
• United States
26 Mar 16
Ha! Driving slowly and having blue-white hair are doable. But eating dinner at 4? No way--I get up from bed at 5
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
23 Mar 16
I aspired to be a professional loiterer, but I couldn't wait around forever... So, I became the napper!
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
23 Mar 16
@theBlock Yes, then I could claim the liquor store as a dependent! BTW, the Ninja is back, baby!
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Timothy Roberts
@theBlock (2657)
• United States
23 Mar 16
@RussTeed Uh oh, Ninja? I'm outta here!
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Timothy Roberts
@theBlock (2657)
• United States
23 Mar 16
@RussTeed You should loiter with me and the bruthas, in front of our favorite liquor store.
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Belle Starr (Iz)
@BelleStarr (61047)
• United States
25 Mar 16
From what I hear there is a waiting list for those positions, I know that I am #20,852 so I think it is a long list!! lol
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Timothy Roberts
@theBlock (2657)
• United States
25 Mar 16
@BelleStarr You moved up a spot. @jhunt bowed out. She napped through the interview
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Anna
@LadyDuck (458711)
• Switzerland
24 Mar 16
If I hear that someone is searching for a professional Beach Napper I let you know.
Cynthia Owens
@cindiowens (5120)
• North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
29 Mar 16
Dang! I should have read this sooner. We just filled the last position. If someone doesn't work out, I'll let you know.
Janet Hunt
@jahunt (1380)
• United States
23 Mar 16
HAHA!! Know we know where to find you!