The Clown Nightmare

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Have you ever had a nightmare about a clown? I had such a nightmare recently. I dreamed that a clown named Sharky was knocking at my door. Behind his white clown makeup, he had teeth as sharp as a shark. He spit out words at me as he crashed through my door. His nose was a blood red round object. He worn baggy pants and had floppy shoes. When he laughed, it sounded more like a shriek. I believe that he would have done grave harm to me in my dream if I hadn't woken up in the middle of the night. The strange thing is that by my bedside there was a seltzer bottle. Now where did that come from?