The Easter Candy Tax Man
By RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
United States
March 27, 2016 5:04pm CST
My 11-year-old daughter is still visited by the Easter Bunny every year. She scores a sizable collection of chocolate delicacies each year.
This year, I enacted the Easter Candy tax, and I am the collecting agent. I confiscated 10% of all candy commodities to be dispersed to me, and me alone. I'm a narcissistic totalitarian dictator like that.
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@cindiowens (5120)
• North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
28 Mar 16
@RussTeed They will get to know you, lol.
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@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
28 Mar 16
@cindiowens LOL, so many still believe every I write is true. 
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@cindiowens (5120)
• North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
27 Mar 16
That was only 10% of the candy. She tricked you. You got 10% of 10%. 10 times 10 is 100. Wait, um....oh rabbit ears!
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@cindiowens (5120)
• North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
28 Mar 16
@jahunt I know, right?
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@mommaj (23112)
• United States
29 Mar 16
I am sorry I somehow missed this. Just to let you know, I am sorry to inform you that child services has been notified as well as the Protection of Easter Candy, Integrity of Easter Associates, Government Administration for Candy Tax, and The Bunny is not for Everyone Services. HAHAHA Please let me know if there are any I forgot. 
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@ScribbledAdNauseum (104615)
• United States
27 Mar 16
I've no kids. You remind me of a post I saw on facebook once. "I am currently searching for my son's candy, that I ate yesterday."
My sister has a big bowl under the sink of the candy that she munches on periodically.
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@jstory07 (148730)
• Roseburg, Oregon
28 Mar 16
Why not collect 10%. Does your daughter pay it to you.
