Fortune Cookies From a Secretary
By Steve West
@zebra2222 (5268)
United States
April 18, 2016 11:40pm CST
Do you enjoy eating fortune cookies? Do you prefer reading the fortune instead of eating the cookie? Here are five fortune cookies from a secretary. Tell me what you think. Make up one yourself.
1. You may be as busy as a bee, but please be careful with your stinger. 2. Being overworked is not considered a company perk. 3. You may do a lot of copying, but your value to the company can never be duplicated. 4. Without you, the office doesn't run well. It actually crawls to a stop. 5. The boss may run the company, but often times it is you that is running the boss.
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@toniganzon (77223)
• Philippines
19 Apr 16
The last one could be true. The secretary has my schedule and without her reminding me i don't know what next to do, she gets me my tea, sometimes my shoes and clothes too, she puts my favourite magazine on my table and i don't know where to get it when she's not in the office.
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@scheng1 (24649)
• Singapore
19 Apr 16
@toniganzon Then make sure you treat her really well.
She may put something in your tea to make you learn a lesson if you mistreat her.
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@toniganzon (77223)
• Philippines
19 Apr 16
@scheng1 I never mistreat anybody that's why i'm considered the most loveable person. You can ask anybody about me.
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@cherriefic (10399)
• Philippines
19 Apr 16
I like the taste of fortune cookie. I never really get what the fortune is actually saying.
