Fortune Cookies from a Clerk

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The clerk never gets enough credit for the work that he (or she) does. Here are some fortune cookie sayings in their honor: (1) File your failures under F. (2) File your successes under S. (3) Beware of duplications that spoil the originals. {4) You cheated on your wife. File adultery and alimony under A. (5) Paper feeds the copier, but never feeds yourself. Okay, your turn. Give me a fortune.