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Today is Day Eleven of this cold. I just can't seem to shake it. In the words of the French, it is trés desplicablé. I may have made that word up. Or I may not. I just don't have a clue. But my morning ramblings are not about being ill. Instead I would like to tell you the tale of getting caught by the myLot Wordage Police. I wrote about a man with a cigarette in his mouth, except I didn't use the word cigarette. I used a word that is ordinary British slang. It begins with f, ends in g and has an a in the middle ... f a g ... No! said the myLot Wordage Police, in big red letters. This is completely unacceptable! Change it to something better or we won't publish your post!* they snarled. The peaky blinders. {I have no idea what that means, but I like it. I should watch the telly show as it seems fairly popular.} So, as I sit here on the bus, on the way to spend the day with Baby Niece and her chicken pox, I would like to conduct an experiment. If I can get away with this, then I shall shake my fists angrily at the myLot Wordage Police. My fanny is terribly sore! Results of the experiment are thus: It worked! *shakes fists angrily at the myLot Wordage Police* Conclusion: I may talk about my sore fanny, but not mention somebody smoking a f a g whilst feeding their p u s s y cat. Seriously myLot, your filter is a bit biased. *I am of course paraphrasing; I can't remember the exact words. **For those of you who have lived sheltered lives and are unaware, the word 'fanny' is British slang for lady bits.