So, You Play The Slot Machines!

@antonbunot (11146)
Calgary, Alberta
May 12, 2016 7:32pm CST
Slot machines (including craps, blackjack, roulette, and other games in casinos) are games of chance. Games of chance are based on random outcomes. Random means (as defined by Mr. Webster) unpredictable or no pattern. This means that you cannot predict the time you hit a jackpot. You may hit a jackpot right away or you do not hit one all day. Some people think that when they hit a jackpot, another jackpot will come very soon; I don’t think so. Casinos have the so-called “HOUSE ADVANTAGE”. This means that the odds ALWAYS favor the casino. The longer you play a slot machine (including other casino games) and the more you bet or wager, the more you lose. Put this in mind – SLOT MACHINES ARE DESIGNED WITH A HOUSE ADVANTAGE. There is no system or trick to win playing slot machines. There are so many irrational beliefs and myths I heard from gamblers. I used to play the slot machines once a week. I also had most of those irrational beliefs like constantly changing the amount of bet, almost winning a jackpot signifies hitting a jackpot soon, and even praying before playing the slot. Believe me, I tried them all . . they don’t work! The best way to win is not playing the slot machines or table games. Just go to the casino with your friends and leave all your credit cards and debit cards at home. Bring a small cash with you ($100). While your friends are playing the slots or roulette, just listen to the good music of the band. Wait for your friends to win a jackpot. And when they do, congratulate them "profusely"; they would not think twice to give you a tip! So, you win! Anyway, here is a good advice from one (me) who worked in the casino for 10 years: "Hope to win, expect to lose!" I hope our friend, @sol_cee, would read this post. Have a wonderful day, my friends! Note: Photo of slots courtesy of Pixabay.
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@sol_cee (38669)
• Philippines
13 May 16
Informative post. Well done. lol I played the slot machine in one of the casinos in Macau. Though I couldn't understand anything at all, I won 100$. Probably beginner's luck. My friend thanked me profusely and I gave her half.
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@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
13 May 16
So, your friend won without touching the slots! hehehehe
@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
13 May 16
@sol_cee he he he . . .did you read our trading discussion with toniganzon . . . You are mentioned there by me. Because I need you to trade with if she is not available on weekends!
@sol_cee (38669)
• Philippines
13 May 16
@antonbunot kinda like that. lol
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@Lucky15 (37391)
• Philippines
13 May 16
Well.. i just play "pekwa"
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@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
13 May 16
@Lucky15 . .what is pekwa? Pusoy?
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@Lucky15 (37391)
• Philippines
13 May 16
@antonbunot ah. You don't know that old ilocano game of cards
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@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
13 May 16
@Lucky15 No, I don't! I know pusoy but not pekwa! It sounds like a Chinese noodle!
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@toniganzon (77119)
• Philippines
13 May 16
I don't like playing any game of chance but I'd like to take a chance on love lol
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@toniganzon (77119)
• Philippines
14 May 16
@antonbunot washroom is as comfortable as the kitchen?
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@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
14 May 16
@toniganzon No kidding! Bathroom is my favorite place to make love with a pretty/sexy lady (young or old). I sit on the throne and sweetly whisper: "Honey, make my day!" or "Sky is the limit, sweetie!"
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@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
13 May 16
@toniganzon . . I think you are reading my mind . . that is what I want, too . . chance to love and to make love with someone "seksi" and "preti" like you! I just came from the washroom, so not going yet.
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@SIMPLYD (90717)
• Philippines
13 May 16
Good advice ! Indeed , don't bring those credit cards or else you will regret bringing them , when you lose . I haven't been in a casino , although i have played e-bingo in a slot machine . It's addicting though , so i stopped after i already lost at least 250 pesos .
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@SIMPLYD (90717)
• Philippines
16 May 16
@antonbunot Correct .!
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@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
16 May 16
@SIMPLYD Stop before nothing left in your wallet and bank account.
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@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
13 May 16
@SIMPLYD hehehe, smart decision. STOP!
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@ridingbet (66854)
• Philippines
13 May 16
i have not tried, or will never try, playing slot machines. why? because i live in a far away city.
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@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
13 May 16
Just try once, kabsat . . . but expect to lose and just hope you win.
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@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
14 May 16
@ridingbet Seriously, don't play thosemachines , kabsat! I suggest don't even think about trying playing those machines . . . playing the slots is as addictive as puffing "weeds" . .
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@ridingbet (66854)
• Philippines
14 May 16
@antonbunot there is a place here, owned by Chinese businessmen, where they have slot machines. i have not yet entered that room, and i am afraid i might be addicted to playing.
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@ridingbet (66854)
• Philippines
13 May 16
i have not tried, or will never try, playing slot machines. why? because i live in a far away city.
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@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
13 May 16
It is okay to try once as long as you don't get hooked to it, kabsat!
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@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
14 May 16
@ridingbet Nalpas! Baka dimon kayat ti agawid! (translation: Darn! Don't want to go home . . maybe!)
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@ridingbet (66854)
• Philippines
14 May 16
@antonbunot okay. i will check it out tomorrow after going to church.
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@marguicha (230351)
• Chile
13 May 16
I like casinos. But as I cannot afford to lose much money (and I know that I will lose it) I only play when I´m on vacation and even that, not in my country.
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@marguicha (230351)
• Chile
13 May 16
@antonbunot It is a pity that I have so much fun at casinos. I bet the money would last longer at a restaurant
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@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
13 May 16
That is okay, my friend. Just once in a blue moon is acceptable.
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@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
13 May 16
@marguicha Yeah, you are right! You go to a Chinese (buffet) restaurant . . you eat all foods as much as you can for just $15.00. .
@jaboUK (64346)
• United Kingdom
13 May 16
I enjoy playing the slots occasionally. I do as you say - just take some cash, and regard that as paying for my entertainment. If I win, it's a bonus.
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@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
13 May 16
@jaboUK . . Smart!
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@JudyEv (381960)
• Rockingham, Australia
19 May 16
I don't mind playing the poker machines occasionally but I haven't played for years and years now.
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@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
29 May 16
@JudyEv . . I have not played for years now. . . The last time I played for entertainment was 2010 . . it was my wife's birthday .
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@JudyEv (381960)
• Rockingham, Australia
30 May 16
@antonbunot Did you have a win? I seem to be lucky at bingo the few times I have played. Once on a cruise I won several thousand US dollars on the last night. It paid for my trip.
@Yar_Joey (3271)
• Philippines
13 May 16
When I went abroad, I went to some places with slot machines, but I did not play
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@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
13 May 16
@Yar_Joey - - I am guessing . . it must be Las Vegas!
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@Yar_Joey (3271)
• Philippines
14 May 16
@antonbunot No my friend. Just near the country.
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