Gas Alert (A Poem)

@zebra2222 (5268)

United States

August 11, 2016 1:05pm CST

Don't start. It's not smart. One, two, three, Fart! I told you not to do it. I told you it was wrong. Now the smell is overwhelming So I must say so long. Goodbye my friend, I'm sad to say That I must now depart. Next time you'll learn your lesson And withhold your awful fart.

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3 responses

@rebelann (117218)

• El Paso, Texas

11 Aug 16

but it's the silent ones that people can deny that really get to ya

@zebra2222 (5268)

• United States

12 Aug 16

Silence is not golden.

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@rebelann (117218)

• El Paso, Texas

12 Aug 16

Yeah @zebra2222 sometimes it's a bit ripe.

@Teep11 (7673)

• United States

11 Aug 16

Don't keep the gas inside. It's meant to be released. Some advice right there. Take care.

@zebra2222 (5268)

• United States

12 Aug 16

But there are some places where it is better for it to be released.

@CinnamonGrl (7086)

• Santa Fe, New Mexico

11 Aug 16

Your poem is byooteeful.

@zebra2222 (5268)

• United States

11 Aug 16

Glad you liked it. Some might find it be a little smelly.