Mike, the MyLotter Says (I meant Mike, the Mill Otter Says...)

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Mike, the MyLotter Says (I meant Mike, the Mill Otter Says...) "Me write stuff?" asked Mike "You must be kidding. I am a mill otter. I swim around all day, catch a fish or two when I get hungry, and I sure enough do not have the time to be messing around with writing stuff." "Particularly not writing stuff about getting out of bed (I don't use beds...), or what I wanted for breakfast (I only eat fish and clams...), or what my girlfriend otter did to tick me off yesterday (Or any day when you think about it...), or how long it is going to take for me to earn five bucks around here (once a month to make a big haul like five bucks...)" "So, kindly bug off and let me float around my mill pond in peace. You know exactly where you can take that 'writing stuff' nonsense." "You do your writing stuff and I will do my mill pond floating stuff, OK?" * * * * * * * * * * Image source: Pixabay dot com (Mill Otter Heaven) * * * * * * * * * *