Just Me and My Cheerios

Image source: Listening - Pixabay.com
@Ceerios (4698)
Goodfellow, Texas
August 30, 2016 10:37pm CST
Just Me and My Cheerios (Note: The link to the national park tour was faulty at first, but the new link has been installed below for your use.) Today, Good Friends here on the MyLot place, I will work on my "fables" production all by myself, trying my hardest to come up with little stories worthy of your reading. (Actually, I ran out of time for fable writing and editing today - either that or I am just plain lazy.) Instead I will keyboard some stuff that looked to be interesting to me as I went about swallowing the day's worth of vitamin pills and a giant bowl of Cheerios and sliced bananas. That, I suppose is one of the really saving graces of the computer age. You can have your Cheerios while, at the same time, the computer can grind away, showcasing for you the latest stuff being dumped onto our unsuspecting world. One of the first things to come out of this watching-while-breakfasting deal was a little report that dogs, hound dogs, toy dogs, guard dogs, shaggy dogs, and other dogs, have been shown to understand human speech. The importance of this, at least to the human females who happen to be married to human males, is that they can safely dump their men and get a low-cost-low-maintenance dog at the animal shelter with which to converse. "At last," some women might say, "a critter in the house who will understand what I tell it." Then came the report that the brain remembers the feelings and responses from departed (amputated) limbs. Maybe that is why we often miss the money that was removed from our wallets and from our bank accounts - the money that felt so good when it was in there. Another news item began with a question. "Where do animals move with climate change?" I gave that news item short reading. The answers, two of them anyway, are obvious. Animals move rapidly when the climate gets colder. They do so in order to get warmed up. Animals move slowly when the heat hits. Sweating is no fun. So, that taken care of, let's get on to the next piece of information. This bit of news concerned the attempts underway toward finding clues for the causes of geriatric insanity. Well, this report was a waste of my time and was not allowed to slow down the ingestion of the Cheerios then on-going. Everyone knows that the cause of geriatric insanity is the whole idea of getting old, It is enough to rattle anyone's brain. As the late Marvin Zindler used to say, "Old age is hell." Now that the bowl that held the Cheerios and sliced bananas is empty and the brain is filled with the latest and greatest news of the day, there is one thing on the screen that may be worth a look-see. this year, the US Park Service is into its 100th anniversary year. With Google's help, they are hosting some video tours of several of the more picturesque US national parks. I did not have time to take any of the tours, but I copied the URL link to the video tours for you to use if you care to do so. Have fun. * * * * * * * * * * Image source: Listening - Pixabay.com * * * * * * * * * *
Get a full 360° view by moving up, down, and all around. Best viewed on mobile or with Google Cardboard in the YouTube app: http://g.co/nationalparksvr Follo...
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@LadyDuck (458006)
• Switzerland
31 Aug 16
What you say by the brain and amputated limbs is true, we had a case in family... not about the money, a real case. Anyway I always miss the money that quits my wallet.
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@LadyDuck (458006)
• Switzerland
1 Sep 16
@Ceerios I would love to see those who do not even know what is a wallet.
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@Ceerios (4698)
• Goodfellow, Texas
2 Sep 16
@LadyDuck - Ms Anna - My own belief is that it is best to stay away from those people who ask you, "What is a wallet?" Most likely they are dangerous to you in one way or another. -Gus-
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@Ceerios (4698)
• Goodfellow, Texas
1 Sep 16
@LadyDuck - Ms Anna - If we took a poll and asked people if they would also "miss the money that quits 'my' wallet., we would get 99% of the people saying, "yes" they would miss the money and 1% would look at you kinda funny and ask you, "What is a wallet?"
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@Inlemay (17714)
• South Africa
31 Aug 16
I thought Old age was a breeze through heaven - not hell? did i get the wrong memo?
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@Inlemay (17714)
• South Africa
1 Sep 16
@Ceerios thank you for sharing that lovely story and your memory of his works - I am reaching an oldish age and I hope it isnt too much hell but if it is - I shall be naughty as to prepare me for the real deal - I do believe that being poor must be hell too. Slime in the ice machine - well I am sure there is a lot of that in many ice machines - health hazards indeed
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@Ceerios (4698)
• Goodfellow, Texas
2 Sep 16
@Inlemay - Good Friend - Marvin Zindler is the source of many a story, the most famous of which made it all the way onto the big stage on Broadway in New York City - and it may yet be there. I guess I had best put a synopsis of the Marvin Zindler tale here for the enjoyment of us all once again. It is not often that a "local" becomes a real legend for us here to watch it all develop. Worth sharing. -Gus-
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@Ceerios (4698)
• Goodfellow, Texas
1 Sep 16
@Inlemay - Your comment and its question provided me with the excuse to tell you a very little bit about our late friend and local personality, Marvin Zindler. He had three major expressions - (1) Being old is hell, (2) Being poor is hell, and (3) "Slime in the ice machine." Allow me to explain #3 - Marvin was now on the TV news show every evening, and part of his presentation was to tell us which local restaurants were cited by the health department for food safety violations. His favorite was the "slime in the ice machine" violation. He made his call out on that one into a local tradition. I can hear him now - Ssssllliiimmme in the i i iccce mmmAAACCCHHH I I I NNNE . Marvin wore a curly-hair, pure white wig. He and his wife were now into year-62 of their marriage. His wife told it that, in all of those 62 years, she had seen her Marvin only two times without that wig atop his bald head. There's some more about our Marvin Zindler if I have the patience to tell it and if you have the patience to read it. -Gus-
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@Hatley (163781)
• Garden Grove, California
22 Sep 16
okay I do miss the money that leaves my wallet specially the 30 dollars some o ne here in the retirement center stole out of my wallet,. I had put my handbag on the table beside me while I ate lunch and forgot it til I got u p to my room,hurried down to get it amd some guy had taken it to a care giver and I thanked them got upstairs counted my moneysome thief had helped him or her self to 30 dollars from my billfold. ugh bad words.
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@Hatley (163781)
• Garden Grove, California
22 Sep 16
@Ceerios I would doe so but could reach it lol so stupid as someme had time to get in and out quick.
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@Ceerios (4698)
• Goodfellow, Texas
22 Sep 16
@Hatley - Ms Patsie - Don't you just hate it when you forget to do something like picking up your handbag and then finding something is missing from it once you get the thing back again? I have a permanent bruise on my rear end where I kick myself for doing such things, but maybe I am just too doggone old to learn to do better. -Gus-
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
31 Aug 16
I got the video to work, but wasn't overly impressed - a lot of it was blurry. Anyway, I enjoyed your breakfast post.
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@Ceerios (4698)
• Goodfellow, Texas
1 Sep 16
@jaboUK - Ms Janet - That video gave me a very bad time of it. But I am glad that it finally worked for you. No post today, but tomorrow is another day to do some writing. -Gus-
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@paigea (35678)
• Canada
3 Sep 16
Interesting story below about Marvin Zindler. Our parks (Canada) are 100 years old next year. We all get a free National Parks pass for one year!
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@Ceerios (4698)
• Goodfellow, Texas
3 Sep 16
@paigea - A free national park pass for one year - how super nice that is. Have fun. -Gus-
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@responsiveme (22926)
• India
31 Aug 16
Wow! thats a lot of information and interpretation that you packed in a bowl of Cheerios.
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@Ceerios (4698)
• Goodfellow, Texas
31 Aug 16
@responsiveme - Friend ARM - AND, just think. Most of the info was in the hole in the center of each little Cheerio. The banana was so slippery that it retained no information of any great worth.
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• India
31 Aug 16
@Ceerios But the banana had the minerals to get the brain cells working....you gather I a banana fan
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@Ceerios (4698)
• Goodfellow, Texas
31 Aug 16
@responsiveme - Friend ARM - The whole world may love bananas, but the tiny banana worm loves it most of all - well maybe next most of all - for the banana spider is always hanging around, too. -Gus-
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