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Dear Mr & Mrs Baby Toddler Niece, It is with deep regret that I must inform you of the truly traumatic situation in which BTN found herself today. She is quite overcome and completely unable to bring herself to explain to you exactly what happened. She was having a wonderful day with her Friday Ladies, toddling through the garden centre, looking at pretty things, drinking drinks and eating food. She even managed a nap whilst the grow’d ups talked. And then two things occurred. Thing 1: Nappy change! Nanna insisted on Auntie Poppylicious assisting her in the adventures of nappy changing, with memories of the last time nappy got changed in the garden centre still fresh in her head. It is clear that BTN absolutely detests the changing thingymajiggy; she held on tightly to Auntie Poppylicious and the look on her face was one of pure terror. Thing 2: The hand-drier! In the grow’d up toilets Auntie Poppylicious and Nanna took it in turns to have a wee. After Auntie Poppylicious had been to the loo and washed her and BTN’s hands, they both pootled over to the hand-drier. Oh. Goodness. Tears were produced. A face was scrunched up. Sobs. Sniffles. Wails. Screams. It was the most heartbreaking noise heard in a very long time. Customers shopping on the other side of the store must have found their hearts being wrenched from their chests. We trust that BTN is feeling better following her traumatic day. On a more positive note, she did do an awful lot of walking and said the word ketchup a trillion zillion times. Huzzay! Kindest regards, A Friday Lady Xx