Another Paraprosdokian - Remember Them?
By Judy Evans
@JudyEv (382019)
Rockingham, Australia
September 14, 2016 9:31am CST
Have you been practising saying 'paraprosdokian? I wrote about this figure of speech a few days ago. While at Gnomesville today, we saw another example in a sign attached to a group of gnomes.
The sign read 'You came, you saw and you got completely lost'. I could have said that about me a time or two. Have you ever been pretty confident about something then become completely lost, either physically or otherwise?
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@arthurchappell (44941)
• Preston, England
14 Sep 16
I go on walks just to get myself lost
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@arthurchappell (44941)
• Preston, England
15 Sep 16
@JudyEv I eventually find a bus route or something I passed previously - I always give mysef plenty of time to get myself back on course
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@JudyEv (382019)
• Rockingham, Australia
15 Sep 16
@arthurchappell Have you had some very tired feet and legs a time or two?
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@just4him (323168)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
21 Sep 16
@JudyEv The good thing about the scenic route is you get to see things you didn't know were there before and you never know what you're going to find. This scenic route was actually very pretty and rural looking though it was just outside the city limits.
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@BelleStarr (61463)
• United States
15 Sep 16
lol I rarely get lost when I am driving but I am mentally lost most of the time lol
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@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
14 Sep 16
that sign is funny, and totally describes my mom on any trip out, lol
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@Morleyhunt (21741)
• Canada
15 Sep 16
Mathematically I can become mired down and lost. Physically, I have a strong sense of direction.
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@teamfreak16 (43586)
• Denver, Colorado
14 Sep 16
I often forget where I parked and start wandering around aimlessly.
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@JudyEv (382019)
• Rockingham, Australia
15 Sep 16
Mostly I have a good sense of direction particularly in country areas. I can get 'turned around' in towns though.
@radhruv (135)
• New Delhi, India
15 Sep 16
There are times when I get mentally lost. I open the refrigerator and stand wondering why I opened it. Or I will forget to keep back certain things in kitchen from the dinning table even though I would have crossed the same path five to ten times.
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@JudyEv (382019)
• Rockingham, Australia
15 Sep 16
Isn't this annoying? I am always doing these sorts of things. :)
@JudyEv (382019)
• Rockingham, Australia
15 Sep 16
@salonga @JamesHxstatic I am not very good with left and right and often end up having to say 'I meant the other left'. 

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@crazyhorseladycx (39503)
• United States
15 Sep 16
gigglin' o'er the sign 'n all those gnomes! yes ma'am, i got lost time 'fore last when i went to take care 'f my dad. the hospital he t'was stayin' bein' a town o'er, i let the aunts gps guide me through a back way (they were blastin' rocks'n the highway). dang thingy took me 'p a loggin' road with nary a place to turn 'round fer nearly 20 miles. i should'a known better...
@JamesHxstatic (29410)
• Eugene, Oregon
14 Sep 16
Anne scoffs at my sense of direction, since I get turned around so easily.
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@responsiveme (22923)
• India
14 Sep 16
we get lost when my husband won't ask for directions but goes on driving :)
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