Square Egg from a Round Chicken

Image source: Pixabay dot com - Editing Gus Kilthau
@Ceerios (4698)
Goodfellow, Texas
September 24, 2016 3:25pm CST
Square Egg from a Round Chicken - We all have heard of people being called "good eggs." Also, it is not unusual to hear of those who are thought of as having brains composed of "scrambled eggs." Today we are going to deal with "square eggs." Just think about the possibilities. What is inside of a square egg? Is it some sort of being that knows very little of what is going on in the world - a dummy about all of the newer stuff going on? Maybe it is a rugged individual, like one with squared shoulders and bulging muscles and all of that? Getting back to real egg kinds of square eggs, which side of the egg shell do you whack in order to get the inside to come outside? Or do you hit it on one of its squared-off edges? Or, what DO you do with it? Makes a person wonder, too, if this is the kind of egg that caused "Chicken Little" to holler out loud when laying her first square egg into her round nest with the rest of the eggs already in the nest - "Square eggs HURT." Enough of this for today, right? * * * * * * * * * * Image source: Pixabay dot com - Editing Gus Kilthau * * * * * * * * * *
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@Happy2BeMe (99353)
• Canada
24 Sep 16
Ok then That is too much thinking for me today. lol
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@Ceerios (4698)
• Goodfellow, Texas
24 Sep 16
@Happy2BeMe - Ms L_B - Your comment here describes me on one of my GOOD days. -Gus-
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@Happy2BeMe (99353)
• Canada
25 Sep 16
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@rebelann (117196)
• El Paso, Texas
25 Sep 16
Ya hit my funnybone ....... I usually hit the east side of it
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@rebelann (117196)
• El Paso, Texas
25 Sep 16
Accepted @Ceerios ..... it's all better now. That's such a funny phrase, I wonder if dad ever used it.
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@Ceerios (4698)
• Goodfellow, Texas
25 Sep 16
@rebelann - Well now, I apologize. I was aiming at someone else and hit you by mistake. Put a little bit of ice on it to ease the pain. As we used to say in those military times, "Keep a cool tool in the motor pool." -Gus-
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@Hatley (163772)
• Garden Grove, California
30 Oct 17
right lo sqare brains i round head for square eggs lol help eough aready
@jaboUK (64346)
• United Kingdom
25 Sep 16
Eggcellent stuff, and yes, I'm sure that square eggs would cause eggcruciating pain to a poor hen.
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@Ceerios (4698)
• Goodfellow, Texas
25 Sep 16
@jaboUK - Ms Janet - Although @Corbin5 put up a great comment here about her "egg-ucation," I have to consider your comment to be the best of the lot. Patentable new words with meaning. Sure did bring the smiles. Thanks. -Gus-
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
24 Sep 16
It has been so windy here today, one of Farmer Donovan's hens laid the same egg three times...!
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
24 Sep 16
@Ceerios . Very good, not heard that one before!
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