The Jewish New Year and its implications pour moi

Dundee, Scotland
October 2, 2016 8:58pm CST
Shalom shabbat , salam . hello and good morning. Oh why did I have to read a post about the Jewish New Year and get my wife's help to answer it. She did really well in helping me out. I think my response to the post was awesome even if no one else thinks so. Anyway. Its 02.45 here in Scotland. I suggested locking the cats out of the bedroom. Yvonne knows that this is a sign I want to get intimate. She laughed. Said leave the door open. I asked why. And she said the only thing thats going to get blown on Yom Teruah is a sheep's horn. Here kitty kitty. Looks like you can snuggle up to daddy after all.
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@ricki_911 (21625)
• Toronto, Ontario
3 Oct 16
You got told
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• Dundee, Scotland
3 Oct 16
Oh god don't wiggle those tongues at me like that!! Oh yes I got told.
@ricki_911 (21625)
• Toronto, Ontario
3 Oct 16
@saulgoodman OR WHAT?! When you go to bed lock the cats out and shut the door . Two times a charm.
• Dundee, Scotland
3 Oct 16
@ricki_911 I've tried that. They scrape at the door. I spent a fortune on wood stain and done all the doors in the house. They can stay Yom what ever day it is or not