About. " Bill "

Carriere, Mississippi
December 1, 2016 10:06am CST
Well today is payday the 1st day of the month. Means i will have to sit down in the next couple days and pay. " BILL" he seems to stalk me at the beginning of the month to pay him. He is always jumping into my mail box. Like i don't see him. He tries to hide sometimes and jumps out and scares me. But then he just sits and chills until i finally tell him to come out at the beginning of the month. Wished he would go visit someone else since it is Christmas time. So if he shows up at your house. Just remember i sent him over. So i could get a break. Ha!!
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@Kandae11 (53900)
1 Dec 16
Who likes the "Bills" of this world?
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• Carriere, Mississippi
1 Dec 16
Not meat anytime
• Agra, India
1 Dec 16
Hahaha lol.. Well written
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@celticeagle (160797)
• Boise, Idaho
1 Dec 16
Oh fine! Send him this way. As if I don't have enough of those coming. I will send some your way. How's that?
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• Carriere, Mississippi
1 Dec 16
Naaa. Darling its Christmas. I want NONE. Smiling.... Hugs!!!
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@celticeagle (160797)
• Boise, Idaho
1 Dec 16
@RonbinRene .....Fanciful thinking I'm thinking. Enjoy!
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• Carriere, Mississippi
7 Dec 16
@celticeagle ty dear
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• United States
1 Dec 16
{gigglin'}, i'd prefer not to get 'em any time'f the year. now that i've read this (thanks, mr. @JamesHxastic) i know who to call 'pon if'n any new 'bills' show'p 'round here :)
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• United States
4 Dec 16
@RonbinRene i reckon that 'bill' 'tis 'kin to 'arthur' 'n like yerself, they could stay 'way, lol.
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• Carriere, Mississippi
7 Dec 16
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• Carriere, Mississippi
2 Dec 16
Right i prefer he not visit me so often
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5 Dec 16
sadly, bill already visits me as well
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• Carriere, Mississippi
7 Dec 16
You would think he would travel to other areas of the world and leave us alone. But seeings he gets around more then santa does
@WorDazza (15830)
• Manchester, England
5 Dec 16
I was wondering who that was trying to get into my house. He's a persistent fella coming all the way to the UK. I'm going to have him deported!!
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@WorDazza (15830)
• Manchester, England
7 Dec 16
@RonbinRene Sounds like he's an extortionist as well as a stalker. Evil man!!
• Carriere, Mississippi
7 Dec 16
You need to as he is a stalker so watch out for him
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@Jackalyn (7559)
• Oxford, England
2 Dec 16
I keep getting Bill knocking on my door. He is very hard to ignore. I enjoyed your post. Welcome to the board.
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• Carriere, Mississippi
2 Dec 16
Ty dear
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@blitzfrick (2890)
• United States
2 Dec 16
LOL! Nice to see a humorous take on Bill. There seems to be a lot of Bills all over the place. I take care of him—all of them, actually—the minute they show up. What a joy to send them on their way
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• Eugene, Oregon
1 Dec 16
Oh, he was here alright and I sent him on to California! Clever post!
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• Carriere, Mississippi
1 Dec 16
Ty very much
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@sayitnow (424)
3 Dec 16
yes. i love your post it put a smile on my face and i feel the same way.
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